The
Ancient Sith Dagger was the least of the stupid concepts presented in
ROS…the creators truly outdid themselves and rose to the challenge with that particular project.
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I just... how do they... I mean, why would anyone...
How does this GET PAST intelligent minds involved in production?! There MUST be a few, right?
JJ: A Sith dagger, that contains the map legend for one of two Wayfinders, and corresponds to location aboard the wreckage of the Death Star II
Production Team Member: Wayfinder? What's a Way... oh, do you mean Sith Holocron?
JJ: Read my lips... W.A.Y.F.I.N.D.E.R. Because it helps you FIND the WAY.
PTM: Do you mean like the Mandalorian cult, who always drones: "This is the Way" ?
JJ: What? No. Is that one of Favreau's stupid ideas?
PTM. Not Sure. But back to the point... How would a dagger be constructed to line up with the tower on the Death Star II wreckage? The wreckage is located in a violent ocean, and over time the tower or any of the surrounding debris is certain to shift in position or collapse, making the dagger useless, so...
JJ: Look, this is not up for TheRPF debate, OK? Go tell the Prop Master to make me a sextant out of a Sith-y looking dagger.
PTM: Well technically, a sextant aligns with certain heavenly bodies to determine latitude and longitude.
JJ: I don't know how I can make this any more simple for you. We need an ancient Sith dagger, used by the Emperor's assassin Ochi to kill the Emperor's first successful clone "son" who happens to look nothing like Sheev Palpatine but was supposed be possessed by the Emperor's spirit, but was not Force sensitive and somehow fell in love and had a daughter named Rey because Palpatine initially decided not to kill him, but the son still (maybe? possibly?) had buckets of Midichlorians and passed a ton of them to his daughter, who was placed into hiding and did not know that her parents were eventually killed by Ochi, and she grew up to be stronger than most of the Jedi that ever existed even though she had no formal training only a few quick lessons by Darth Vader's daughter who was never "technically" a Jedi herself even though she had constructed her own lightsaber and trained with her twin brother but quit at the end and never accepted the Jedi knighthood, and Vader's daughter knew that the force sensitive daughter was a Palpatine all along but never told her because that worked so well when Vader's daughter's adopted parents hid it from her and when Obi-Wan hid her twin brother's parentage from him, but eventually she winds up on a desert planet only a short distance away from Ochi's remains in a subterranean cavern, and finds the dagger and travels to one of the moons in the Endor system but not the same moon where the Death Star II shield generator was located, this is another moon with large oceans and the whole system has hyperspace "holes" that are unstable and so the Death Star II wreckage got pulled into these holes and scattered around different places, and a big intact chunk with both the Superlaser generator and the Emperor's observation tower survived despite being ground zero to a massive nuclear explosion, well this intact chunk landed in this turbulent ocean and so Ochi or someone else stood at a very specific but unmarked spot near the shore and carved/modified the Sith dagger to point to the observation tower, where the second of two Wayfinders is located. Got it?
PTM: I've got a bad feeling about this.