WARNING – there will be profanity in this post due to how strongly I feel about the movie.
First let me say that seeing all the leaked photos, reading every single article I could and seeing every leaked video gave me a very good impression of what the movie would be like before seeing it. I am somewhat regretting that, but at the same time it was cool to know what was coming long before it happened.
I thot the beginning was well played out. We have character development and some nice scenery to look at as well. I enjoyed all the human characters...except Nolan. Why oh why choose chunky Fishburne who can’t play a crazy person worth ****? He should either have been going over the top bat-**** crazy, or he should have been more of a recluse and secretive. For him to be talking to himself just felt bland and uninspired. Morpheus, how could you let yourself go like that?!
Skip ahead to the Classic Predator on the totem...OMG...I thought that was friggin awesome!!! I actually thought that was the best part of the movie! When he went nuts trying to get off I was like, “**** YEAH! Get loose and release that pent up aggression!” Hearing him roar...well I was loving every second of it. LOVE IT! And THEN, to top it off, we get to see Classic released by Royce and then grab Royce by the neck just like the original one did with Arnie...that was wicked. My only gripe is that we didn’t get a closeup focusing on his eyes. I have a strong feeling those were actors eyes and not animatronic eyes, and that’s what I miss...REAL human eyes behind the mask. They overdid the eyes in AVP and went animatronic in AVPR. Go back to P1 and P2 people! We WANT to see human eyes behind that mask. It makes the Pred MUCH more believable. But alas, we just get a fleeting glimpse of the Classic Pred’s eyes. Second complaint: when the Classic put his Bio mask back on, the lower mandibles were still sticking out! Only for a brief moment, but still noticeable to guys like me and you. Third complaint: the Classic’s inner mouth was gaping open the whole time...it never closed. With the original P1, the inner mouth was covered when the mandibles were closed, but he wasn’t a slack-jawed Pred like the Classic was in Predators. The outer mandibles were articulated, but not to the same degree as Stan Winstons original Pred. That’s what I was hoping for, but I guess nothing will ever rival the original Predator and how cool Stan Winston and Kevin Peter hall made it. Nothing will ever be as good as the original Predator 1 and Predator2 movies. Ahhh well...gonna have to watch P1 now to calm myself down and appreciate it again
Now, as for the Hells Angels Predators...**** me they were awesome. AWESOME. They were covered in 100% pure awesome sauce. Even though I think Kevin Peter Hall is the ultimate Predator, I think Ian Whyte did a better job with the movements and gestures that are what make the Predator so unique. I didn’t see enough of that in this movie. Kevin Peter Hall AND Ian Whyte made this creature fascinating to watch...I really miss that and fear we will never see it properly on the big screen again.
Let’s look a bit at Falconer /Plow/Birdface and the Flusher/Handler/Tusky Predators. They didn’t have enough screen time and died too quickly and easily. I didn’t like the sounds that the Falconer made...it reminded me of a the spitting dinosaur in Jurassic Park...it was just not guttural enough to make me quiver. Tusky...well he’s just not seen enough. Oh well, we still got to see Mr Black/Underbite. He was awesome. I liked seeing the lasers and canon work in tandem with each other...even though they couldn’t hit ****, it was still something that I’ve been dying to see.
But what I don’t get is why Mr Black didn’t just take his Bio when Royce was lighting the fires. That fuzzy heat vision was messing him up – it took a beating and wasn’t working properly. Why not just take it off??!
I didn’t think we needed two Pred beheadings...just one used as a final death for Mr Black would have been cool. I wish we could have seen a brutal death for the Classic...something like this would have been wicked:
Up close and personal baby...ah well, I can dream can't I?
Did anyone else notice that they used the same music from the beginning of Predator where the helicopters are coming in and drop off all the beefy guys...that same music was used in this movie and it was tense! I think it was when we see the Classic, but I’m not sure.
Overall, I THOUROUGHLY enjoyed the movie. I loved all the little nods to the original movie and thought everything was well played out. The human characters gelled really well and were fun to watch interacting with each other. The only two issues that the general public will have is seeing the multiple lasers on Brody in the trailer and expecting to see 12+ Preds in the movie, and the fact the anyone who isn’t a hardcore Pred fan won’t understand the Bad Blood/Blood Feud thing going on between the rival Pred clans. It could have been elaborated on a little more, but only to avoid confusion for the viewers. They w over-explained how the humans figured out the planet was a hunting reserve, but they didn’t explain why the Classic was there or why the Preds were fighting each other. I just think something like that should be spelled out because not everyone will get what’s going on.
Was PREDATORS perfect? No, but it sure tried to be. I’m one happy camper and even with the flaws, I still give it 10 out of 10. Ok maybe 9 ½ out of 10...still very cool and worth seeing.