How bout the wake up and start making out kissing. Or the we have been on the run for 2 weeks (no gum, toothpaste or scope) make out scene.
Or the couple holding each other as they wake up and then kiss? I dated a lot and have been married for 14 years. That never happened to me once.
I have more than few:
Fights that go on for 20 minutes, which would leave you in a coma, then the person just gets up and runs off like it didn't faze them at all. Yes, you do have that rush during a fight and don't feel stuff until later, but the beatings you see in the movies would leave you on the ground, I don't care
how bad-ass you are!
The tiny little female, "Ultimate Badass." Yeah, there are tiny little females who look like supermodels who probably can fight, but once you got over the intial
WTF reaction, they'd have their tiny, tight little butts handed to them by most bad guys in movies. I mean really, can you possibly take that character in "Live Free or Die Hard," Bruce Willis's character was mocking that concept,
even script writers can't take that seriously!
Firearms that make 'cocking' sounds when they're moved more than 1/100 of an inch. If a weapon is rattling
that bad, it probably won't fire!
Walking away from explosions. As an Army officer, I was around explosions. A lot of them. You always turn and look because only a moron would just keep walking and assume a giant chunk of terra firma wasn't about the rip your head clean off (I once dodged a rock the size of a basketball that would have landed on my head had I not turned to watch for the debris coming down).
Explosions that go off 3 inches from a character and he/she just keeps going like it was nothing...
Nuclear-tipped weapons. I mean stuff that is high exposive that goes off like a 50-gallon drum of gas. Others have brought that up but it always drives me nuts. They also never get the shock wave looking right. In high humidity, an explosion pushes that moisture out in a ring from the center. Look at air strike footage from 'Nam, you'll see what I mean. Movies never get that right.
It's a minor thing but it always drives me nuts: Watch a movie where someone is driving, they never brake hard when pedestrians walk near them. Yes, on the set the drivers know where the extras will walk and they already know who's doing what. But in real life, if you see someone step out in front of you, you're gonna brake hard and honk your horn. There's no randomness in movies like you see, when people walking and cars mix...