I just watched the first four episodes of ST

iscovery. I've read a lot of mixed messages about this season, though I'd say it tended to sway more towards the positive. I was quite hopeful and looked forward to the season despite the mess of season 1.
I'll preface my upcoming comments with that I'm a huge Star Trek fan. I look forward to an evolution of the shows and filming styles. I don't expect things to look or feel like the 60's, 80's or 90's. My wife likes Star Trek though is far more forgiving than I am.
I am just stunned by this season. I literally sat through the episodes with my mouth agape, and more than once exclaimed: Just get the **** on with it!
What the hell is going on here? There are many contemporary shows that don't have this odd format. ACTION ACTION ACTION ACTION- POINTLESS ACTION... Slllllllooooooooooooowwwwwww drawn out useless dialogues. ACTION ACTION ACTION ACTION ACTION.... Sloooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww talking actor.
Who is writing Tilley's character? Why? Just why? My wife more than once would say how inappropriate she's acting, alien influence or not. The silly incredibly juvenile comments she makes and she's the YOUNGEST candidate to the command training programme? Are they ******* serious? They've actually made young Wesley Crusher's character likable some how, compared to her. This is remarkable.
And I am NOT body shaming, but when people are unfit, they are unhealthy. And there is NO ******* way she was able to win that race. Especially after stopping for that conversation.
Michael Burnham.... I don't know if the actress only has once emote: head ******, deer in headlights, distraught wide eyed, or she's being directed to act like that. But that's ALL She does so far. And slow impassioned speaking for EVERYTHING. Like a teenager caught in constant drama. I have no idea who her character is supposed to be relate-able to. How is SHE the ******* focal character? My wife can't stand her. She's sitting there sighing whenever Michael opens her mouth.
The dialogue... Such long winded wasted conversations about nothing to carry the story along. Nothing remotely interesting or witty... My far more patient wife just blurted out OMG--- come on, during the conversation between Suru and Michael. We both like Suru's character, but these long forced back stories to make sure we get the prologue to what's about to happen, is just so forced.
More space clouds, eh? So many space clouds. It's remarkable. Colourful space clouds. Now don't get me wrong, the CGI is phenomenal. I'm loving the technical visuals. But here's another space cloud... Oh, and some space pods with super fast spiny parts and a super long winded pointless to the story scene of flying through asteroids to show us what a super hero Michael is.
Reno... I. am. a. robot. I. have. no. tonal. inflection. my. humour. is. all. rude. and. emo. look. how. super. smart. I. am. robot. I. buck. the. rules. I. am. cool. but. too. cool. to. say. it. I have no clue why they put this character in. In fact, the ENTIRE ******* nonsense of finding the Hiwatha, and then grabbing a super gravity rock, that just by coincidence happens to be the very thing that helps them save an entire forced into the story lost human colony, was HORRIBLY conceived.
Everything is so incredibly forced. New Eden could have been a great episode, but the found human colony wasn't even the actual focal point of that episode. It was remarkable how they managed to write that yet make it about just slowly moving along the Red Angel story line.
Search for Spock. So the Red Angels that are leading us to these aliens that were involved with humans some how, is somehow related to Spock and his psychic connection that is driving him mad for some reason. But the arc is based on so much teasing, that it feels like I'm watching LOST, and I LOST interest in LOST really fast due to the constant tease about things, without actually providing a story.
Anyway, if you like ST: Discovery, I have no issue with that. Enjoy the show. But this is NOT Star Trek. It's Battlestar Galactica mixed in with Teen Angst dramatic speeches, and pointless action scenes geared to people with ADHD.
And yes, not every TNG, Enterprise, DS9 or TOS episode was perfect. Far from it. They pumped out over 20, 45 minute episodes a season. But this is like 10-13 episodes and THIS is the best they can come up with? There's no time for filler **** in a 10-13 episode season. I also expect more from contemporary writing and production. I expect it to be better. To have the benefit of hindsight. Not to just throw **** at a fan and expect people to love having their faces covered in it, like some twisted take on bukake.