Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Does everything have to be remade as a gritty, twisted doppelganger of its' former self? What's next, Care Bears with machetes and tattoos?
 
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Does everything have to be remade as a gritty, twisted doppelganger of its' former self? What's next, Care Bears with machetes and tattoos?

because certain people think that to be cool, you have to be dark and gritty. This is why I HATE Heath Ledgers joker. Compared to the vibrant and fun to watch Madman of Mark Hamil (who had a RANGE of emotions)....Heath Ledgers' was just a madman with no range.

Plus, things have been rebooted Ssoooooo many times now, maybe they feel the need they have to be brastically different to stand apart. Hence this annoying new trend of gender and race switching characters.

...clearly that was a massive problem that prevented the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise from ever becoming popular. This should fix everything!

No, it'll just bring in a whole new audience who love degenerate things. Thugs and howard stern listeners ;o) j/k
 
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My childhood.... owww my childhood....

Seriously though, I don't mind the body types and the clothes, but why did the faces need upgraded? They were perfect as is.... grrrr...
 
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