Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
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Because Bay's a talentless hack with no respect for franchises or even an interest in them, he's just out to make a paycheck. He publicly said he didn't like the Transformers franchise so i bet he has no interest in this one other than a big ass paycheck. The fact he keeps casting megan fox makes me wonder if they got a thing going on too.
GiovanniDekkers
Active Member
Blame the character designers than, they're such a waste of space aren't they, all they have to do is keep their designs to a certain code a base-line , what they do is frag **** up, just to impress and show-off,in order to reach that dollar amount.
Just take a simple example, like the Merchandising for the Transformers (because Transformers were all about merchandising before the movies came out, right), well to avoid the shi**y movie versions , a lot of us are buying third-party unofficial knock-offs because they look way better, why should we buy the Movie-crap anyway.
Just take a simple example, like the Merchandising for the Transformers (because Transformers were all about merchandising before the movies came out, right), well to avoid the shi**y movie versions , a lot of us are buying third-party unofficial knock-offs because they look way better, why should we buy the Movie-crap anyway.
Solo4114
Master Member
Ha. You said "subtle" and "Michael Bay" in the same sentence.
Ultimately, this is where I come out. The designs look too...I dunno..busy. Too much. The lines aren't clean enough. I'm not saying they have to look like the animatronics from the 90s, nor that they need to look exactly like the comics from the 80s. But Shredder in particular looks like the busy, awful, too detailed designs from Bayformers, and the turtles look like even worse caricatures than they were in the 90s cartoon. So, I guess, Leonardo leads, and Donatello does machines, huh?
I dunno. I just don't trust Bay to make an entertaining film. To the contrary, I trust him to make an awful, expensive spectacle that is easily relatable to by your average pre-teen hopped up on Mountain Dew. If I were 12 years old...well, I'd probably still think his films are dumber than a bag of hammers, but I might at least find them entertaining. Now? Now they're just wastes of time that I could be spending doing more entertaining things, like housework.
joshvanrad
Master Member
Now he just has to ruin Super Mario World, Micro Machines, and Legos and he will single-handedly have destroyed my entire childhood.
Here's my question. Will the Turtles be the characters that the story revolves around? That was usually the big question when it came to the Transformer sequels since Bay's first film had about as much interest in the Transformers themselves as Return of the Jedi was with Bothans. Sure, we'll have April O'Neil, but where's the stereotypical black guy, the 'other' hot girl who knows more than the smartest people in the country, the completely racist and, drumroll please.
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The military?
Obviously if the Turtles are going to fight in a big area, our real heroes in uniform who "don't like to lose" will not sit idly by.
"Men, we are about to face off against Shredder and help those turtles. It will be dangerous, so anyone who wants to step this one out, do so now."
*No one does*
"Than let's gear up!"
God bless America.
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The military?
Obviously if the Turtles are going to fight in a big area, our real heroes in uniform who "don't like to lose" will not sit idly by.
"Men, we are about to face off against Shredder and help those turtles. It will be dangerous, so anyone who wants to step this one out, do so now."
*No one does*
"Than let's gear up!"
God bless America.
joshvanrad
Master Member
I actually lol'd at the second part of this.
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Never. I'll always hate him.
KrangPrime
Master Member
When that leaked script, that was basically swapping out transformers for april and casey, was confirmed as an early draft, it's obvious he has far more final say. Besides, isn't the producer the guy who basically puts up all the money and production stuff? The Director generally just controls the actual shoot, not so much the production side, right?
JoMamma_Smurf
Master Member
The producer has a lot of weight in the decision making of a movie... A LOT.
Cookiee Monsta
Sr Member
Bay was behind the 'Texas Chainsaw' (2003) remake :thumbsup
joshvanrad
Master Member
One of the two decent films that's rendered to the top of his stinking cauldron of bile.
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Paramount Studios are now asking Twitter to delete tweets which are sharing the images of the turtle design. Some got the email from Twitter notifying them that their tweets have been deleted due to claim by Paramount.
Paramount Studios are now asking Twitter to delete tweets which are sharing the images of the turtle design. Some got the email from Twitter notifying them that their tweets have been deleted due to claim by Paramount.
seelsa73
Sr Member
This is getting ridiculous, people. We haven't seen a single finished frame of the movie, let alone a trailer, and everybody is declaring it a complete disaster, without knowing so much as the story, and for what? Because Michael bay's name is attached? Because the Shredder doesn't look the way you wanted? It all sounds like a child throwing a tantrum because his mom wont let him have an ice cream.
cayman shen
Master Member
Michael Bay has a proven track record of dreck. I mean, I've never kissed a decomposing goat either, but I can just assume it's not gonna be something I enjoy.
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