Why not? I'll start:
One day, I pirate came into my pub with a wooden leg, hook instead of a hand and an eye-patch.
We got talking, so I asked:
- How did you get het wooden leg?
- Well, one day I fell of my ship, and a crocodile got my leg...
- And the hook?
- Yeah, lost that one in a sword-fight with an other pirate.
- Can I also ask how you lost your eye?
- Yeah, that's a bit of a silly story: a seagull crapped in it!
- A seagull crapped in it? You don't loose an eye because a seagull craps in it, right?
- It was my first day with the hook, mate!
P.S. Goldplater received the coins. ;-)
One day, I pirate came into my pub with a wooden leg, hook instead of a hand and an eye-patch.
We got talking, so I asked:
- How did you get het wooden leg?
- Well, one day I fell of my ship, and a crocodile got my leg...
- And the hook?
- Yeah, lost that one in a sword-fight with an other pirate.
- Can I also ask how you lost your eye?
- Yeah, that's a bit of a silly story: a seagull crapped in it!
- A seagull crapped in it? You don't loose an eye because a seagull craps in it, right?
- It was my first day with the hook, mate!
P.S. Goldplater received the coins. ;-)