See, I've dated crazy girls before. And you know what? I'm done with that. I can spot that kind of crap a mile away and I want NOTHING to do with it. I don't care how gorgeous she is (and I don't find Megan Fox to be all that gorgeous anyway). If she's crazy, I'm not interested. Been there, done that, got the scars and horror stories to prove it. Not interested.
I guess what pisses me off about girls like Megan Fox is not that they're attractive. I know plenty of attractive, wonderful women. I've even dated a few. No, what pisses me off is the sense of ENTITLEMENT that surrounds her. Like, "I'm pretty, so you have to put up with my bulls**t." Although even that is probably more a front for her own deep-seated insecurities about her looks. Regardless, that's a big bucket o' crazy that I want nothing to do with. You, my friend, are welcome to her. It's your funeral.