Indiana Jones 5 officially announced

I’m reading ‘insider’ news now that projections are so low for ticket sales Disney is buying up tickets and giving them away in an effort to mitigate opening week box office figures.
 
Was there EVER a fifth sequel in a franchise that was good???

Well, other than The Great William Shatner’s Opus, of course.


IMG_9510.jpeg
 
I’m reading ‘insider’ news now that projections are so low for ticket sales Disney is buying up tickets and giving them away in an effort to mitigate opening week box office figures.
Let's say that psychologically, Disney/Lucasfilm needs Indy 5 to break the $100 million over the opening weekend. How many $milions more does that add to the deficit? If you assume that (on average) any one ticket is $10 USD and you are trying to game the system by giving the opening weekend box office a $30 million artificial bump, then you are:

1) Buying 3,000,000 tickets to give away, and...
2) Spending $30 million USD to do so.

Think about that. In my hypothetical scenario, Disney/Lucasfilm could GIVE a "free" Indy 5 ticket to one in every 13 Canadians to go see the film, OR one in every 111 U.S. residents.
 
You know, I haven't been to Applebee's in quite a while. But, for good reason.
It's like, what one person is going to spend $35 on a meal at Applebee's? So, you bring a friend, a date or whatever. Now that you've spent over $35 you get your free ticket...one, which means you still need to purchase another ticket if you plan on going together...oh darn, which means you'll spend $50 just on some drinks and a bucket if popcorn. Do they think we're really that gullible to spend all that money to see Indy 5? Not a chance. Coming to a $3 Walmart dump bin near you.
 
I’m reading ‘insider’ news now that projections are so low for ticket sales Disney is buying up tickets and giving them away in an effort to mitigate opening week box office figures.

1. Who is relaying the “insider” news?
2. And, does he wear a mask, or have a last name that represent a numerical value that rhymes with “Nero”?
 
You know, I haven't been to Applebee's in quite a while. But, for good reason.

I ate there sometime this year. You do not need to ever eat at Applebee's...

I did see some "news" about Kathleen Kennedy saying it's possible that Phoebe Waller-Bridge could take over the Indy franchise. Remember when Disney/Lucasfilm and James Mangold were screaming how everyone was wrong and would never pull a bait and switch?
 
I ate there sometime this year. You do not need to ever eat at Applebee's...

I did see some "news" about Kathleen Kennedy saying it's possible that Phoebe Waller-Bridge could take over the Indy franchise. Remember when Disney/Lucasfilm and James Mangold were screaming how everyone was wrong and would never pull a bait and switch?
I'm finding it more believable that a bait and switch was the original plan and ultimate reason for the extensive re-shoots.
 
Last edited:
I did see some "news" about Kathleen Kennedy saying it's possible that Phoebe Waller-Bridge could take over the Indy franchise.

Old Men Laughing GIF by ABC Network


Holy Hilarity. Please…please let this really happen.

I have the titles to suggest for the first movie in the series:

Helena Shaw And The Raiders of the Lost Franchise

…or…

Helena Shaw And The Magical Kingdom of Box Office Poison
 
Last edited:
Back
Top