Darth Bill
Well-Known Member
So letÂ’s cut to the chase. . . Believe it or not, the problem is the fleece bag. For those who have received their helmets, you will notice that the bag that is intended for the dome has a beautiful, large MR logo embroidered on it. Unfortunately, that caused the problem. When we performed our required transportation test, the backside of the embroidery would actually scuff the helmet by the constant vibration of the simulated transportation test. After a thorough evaluation of the bag, it was noted that the thread that was used in the production pieces was not the same that we approved in the pre-production samples. The thread was thicker, and therefore, more abrasive. Our QC staff and the vendor tried to address this by requiring that the embroidery be oriented on the front side of the helmet, where there is the large opening. But during the subsequent transportation test, the bag could shift and then cause the scuffing damage to the helmet. Therefore, the decision was made to not place the dome in the bag for shipping. However, the bag can still be used to store the helmet. This solution passed the transportation test.
You have got to be kidding me....
First off, my helmet is here in town and will be delivered today although I'll have to pick it up from the office because no-one will be at home to receive it.
Barring a miracle, at this point, I'm already expecting that I'll have to send it back.
That'll make for an interesting dilemma because what about Customs? Do I get reimbursed for duty I pay on a $900 helmet I won't keep to cover when I get nailed for a second duty on a replacement helmet??
I'll have to wait and see (I'm not holding my breath on being a "satisfied customer", though)...
All that aside, I can't believe this explanation about the bag.
It's a good thing I'm not an MR employee because it wouldn't last long:
"Umm, guys? So, we've determined that the MR logo on the fleece bag is scuffing the helmets. I know self-promotion is one thing but why not just ship the bag without the logo?? I mean, the stand, the plaque and the, oh, $900 FREAKIN' HELMET already scream 'Master Replicas'. So what if our logo isn't on the bag? I'm sure our customers would be happier knowing the 'protective fleece bag' actually, y'know, protects the dome."
"Good idea, Russ, but I think we'll instead go with the plan of just tossing the bag inside the dome and hope the styrofoam does nothing to the helmet during shipping. By the way, you're fired."
:rolleyes
They'd better be prepared for this exchange ('cause it will be coming):
"Hello, Master Replicas Customer Service. How can we be of assistance?"
"Uh, yeah. Hi. I went to take my ROTS Vader helmet over to my friend's place and the stitching on the fleece bag scuffed up my dome."
"Yes, we knew about that. That's why we shipped the bag inside the dome in the first place."
"You knew the bag damaged the helmet? What, exactly, was I supposed to do with the f^%&ing thing, then?? Tack it to my f%^&ing wall?."
"Ummmm.... we'llhavetogetbacktoyou."*CLIK*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
"Quality control", indeed... :rolleyes
Russ