Favorite Seinfeld Line

[The Keeper]

I have been watching the DVDs for months now and just love that show. I have actually met quite a few of the supporting characters lately and its cool to talk to them about their show experiences.

Anyone else into Seinfeld? Any favorite lines?

 

[agliarept]

My girl loves it. one of the few things she will like consistently.

only line i can think of is Kramer saying "hey,...your the A** man!"

and "Helllooooooooooooooo"

 

[hankey01]

"Not that there's anything wrong with it"

"Are you master of your domain?"

 

[superjedi]

"Pulp can move, baby!" :lol

 

[Qui-Gonzalez]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Oh, and Hellooooooooooo...la la laaaa.

 

[jlee562]

"Look to the cookie!"

 

[Moviefreak]

No soup for you!!!

 

[Kerr Avon]

Whatever the Judge said at the end for sentencing about what total ******** they all were.

 

[micdavis]

Seinfeld Super Montage - YouTube

 

[squirk]

"And you want to be my latex salesman...."

"George likes his chicken spicy!"

"Hoochie mama!"

"What kind of a snobby stuck-up cult is this?!?"

 

[Kyle138]

"The card says Moops!"

 

[Etewaf]

Great show, need to go back and watch them all again.

"OHHHH!!!!! DELORES!"

 

[Treadwell]

"Is it wrong to want something just for myself? Is that so selfish?"
"Actually it's the very definition of selfish."


"His buttocks are sublime."

 

[JLeezy23]

"I WAS IN THE POOL!"



"Its Little Jerry Seinfeld!"

 

[letmebestormy]

"You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy… Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window."

"Mr. Kramer says 'Hey Buddy'".

 

[DarkHelmet]

I love that show too. I never grow tired of watching it. Miss it dearly.

One of my favorite episodes is when Kramer takes over the Handsome Cab with Rusty the farting horse. :lol

"We can't breath back here"
"What do you feed that thing"

Kramer "Oats and Hay"

RUSTY!

 

[Celtic007]

Too many good ones to list them all, but a few I've heard again recently

-Do you have any idea what its like to save a life?
Jerry - Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball?
-no
Jerry - Cause i hit a whomper last week!


Jerry - I had a dream that a giant hamburger was eating me!

 

[cayman shen]

The JERK store called, and they're outta YOU!

 

[BoozeBeGood]

Rental Car Agent: "Would you like insurance?"
Jerry: "Yeah, you better give me insurance. Because I'm gonna beat the hell out of this car."




Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
Jerry: Wow.
George: You're Batman.
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?
Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!


"Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home."

"A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US"

 

[Seabass]

Its a junior mint