Favorite Seinfeld Line

The Keeper

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I have been watching the DVDs for months now and just love that show. I have actually met quite a few of the supporting characters lately and its cool to talk to them about their show experiences.

Anyone else into Seinfeld? Any favorite lines?


Sr Member
My girl loves it. one of the few things she will like consistently.

only line i can think of is Kramer saying "hey,...your the A** man!"

and "Helllooooooooooooooo"


Master Member
"And you want to be my latex salesman...."

"George likes his chicken spicy!"

"Hoochie mama!"

"What kind of a snobby stuck-up cult is this?!?"


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"Is it wrong to want something just for myself? Is that so selfish?"
"Actually it's the very definition of selfish."

"His buttocks are sublime."


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"You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy… Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window."

"Mr. Kramer says 'Hey Buddy'".


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I love that show too. I never grow tired of watching it. Miss it dearly.

One of my favorite episodes is when Kramer takes over the Handsome Cab with Rusty the farting horse. :lol

"We can't breath back here"
"What do you feed that thing"

Kramer "Oats and Hay"



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Too many good ones to list them all, but a few I've heard again recently

-Do you have any idea what its like to save a life?
Jerry - Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball?
Jerry - Cause i hit a whomper last week!

Jerry - I had a dream that a giant hamburger was eating me!


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Rental Car Agent: "Would you like insurance?"
Jerry: "Yeah, you better give me insurance. Because I'm gonna beat the hell out of this car."

Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
Jerry: Wow.
George: You're Batman.
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?
Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home."


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