Your number one WORST film ever.

I think 2 for me. Eragon, and Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
But by all Eragon was the worst, it was to fast, not enough detail from the book, the Razzoc's (hope I spelled that right) died to easy and to early in the story, Saphira grew up normally, not super duper fast in the cloud's, the Elves didn't even look look like Elves, no Drawfs? The Grulls (hope that's right again) were just giant men, I could go on and on. I like the book series, but I don't know what happened to this movie. If anything, it needs to be redeemed by Peter Jackson, if anybody can tell a good story of adventure, magic, strange creature's, and take you to another magicial world it's Peter Jackson. Can I get a hey hey, and a woo woo everybody! haha. I know everybody's got to agree with that.
 
Fred the Movie

No contest for the worst movie ever made. This should be used to torture spies.Every single one of them will give up any secret in a heatbeat.
 
For anyone who may have mentioned the Green Hornet in this list, I understand your pain. Couldn't say its the worst movie ever, but its close. At least the first half is, that's all I could take. I fast forwarded the rest just looking for any scene worth seeing, and there were very few. Even at a $1 for RedBox, I still felt cheated.
 
New worst movie ever: Meek's Cutoff.

Ignore the three and a half star review, or the three star review from whatever reviewers think this is a deep and thought-provoking movie.
I thought I would take the wife as her g-g-grandmother crossed this country in a covered wagon, and perhaps I might enjoy it as well.

Nope. Not even close. Twenty minutes in I was wondering why the heck I was there. I kept saying to myself, it has gotten wonderful reviews, it must get better.

It looks like they used every inch of film shot. There is no plot. No characterization to speak of. It takes a half hour to hear a conversation that is relevant to the film. Mostly it is just people walking along with their wagons.
And eventually it ends. Literally, just ends. Right about where there might actually be something interesting about to happen. The entire theater turned to each over and laughed......that can't be it? Really? I paid money for this? The wife looked at me and said WTF?

Never ever ever consider seeing this even for free.
One hour and forty five minutes of my life not only wasted, but wasted poorly.
 
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I've seen a lot of bad movies. A LOT. My worst movie isn't the worst just because it's bad, bad can sometimes be fun. It's the worst because it's bad and BORING.

The worst movie I've ever seen was Southland Tales. It's so bad you can't even make fun of it. It's lifeless, over-complicated, slow, boring, dreck.
 
The WORST movie ever? That would take a lot of introspection, and I'm sure there are a few that I have chosen to "forget". There is so many aspects of a film to appreciate (on not ;) ) I'd have a hard time picking one. I'm a big fan of the original Highlander, and have been able to avoid seeing any of the other incarnations (except the European cut :thumbsup). I'm sure if I saw any of them they would make my list. The most disappointing movies for me that come to mind:
TPM
Avengers
The Hobbit (PJ's)

I've seen some crap-fests but I went into the above expecting topnotch film making and got "look at all the pretty colors!". I have no plans to see any of them again. Keep in mind I just watched the director's cut of Sucker Punch last night, I'd watch the fight scenes from that any day over the 3 listed above.
 
I think this has already been said a few time, but I have to say it as well...

Batman & Robin. My God, those awful ice puns...and don't get me started on George Clooney as Batman. He's good as other roles, but Batman is not one of his crowning moments.

Bat-nipples...ew.
 
So many, but the latest that I saw, Anchorman 2, had me wondering why it sucked so much pretty much the whole time I was watching it. I haven't hated a movie that much in a while.
 
It's a dead heat between Santa Buddies and Spooky Buddies. My daughter found them on Netflix. I'd almost rather have caught her watching pornography.
 
Con Air!! should be called Con Aired. Pile of cat p1ss

If your from the Uk or maybe not , Green Street 2 is another 2 hours you will never get back.
 
It's a tie between two films for me. Coincidentally, they are both starring John Travolta.

From Paris with Love

and

Battlefield Earth
 
Never mind. Realize I posted earlier.

I still stand by my earlier assessment, though I'd add The Phantom Menace to that as well. It was just SUCH a disappointment and it's really just a bad, bad movie. I honestly cannot watch it anymore. Not even the Adywan edits. I can't get through it.
 
Only God Forgives was soooooo bad. It was probably the only movie I was actually pissed at because it was so bad.


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