I honestly think this would be so bad ass if fennec and fett reversed roles
You had me at Fennec Shand role reversal. LOL
My girlfriend and I watch the new episodes on Thursday nights, when I get back to her house from working out of town. Typically, we are fairly quite during the entire thing, but she was drunk last night and it made for a MUCH better experience. It actually saved the episode.
Her commentary that I can remember:
“That B'omarr monk looks fake and I can’t tell if anything is ever even real.”
“I hate that droid (8D8), but I really hate how much Boba Fett talks.”
“This guy sells water and acts like THAT? Does he do Shakespeare in his down time?”
While Boba is confronting the biker kids: “MY Boba Fett would have shot all those kids.”
“So he’s first in charge of the planet, then the town, but now just a distinct? ******.”
“5 hundred dollars is better than zero hundred credits.” (Repeated five or six times)
“Oh look, he’s riding a Bantha, LIKE A BANTHA. Like a BANTHA. With his goofy smile. I thought about that in my office a lot last week.”
Me: “Hey, there’s Pelli Motto and her three pit droids.”
Her: “I don’t know what that means.”
“I feel worse the banthas are dead than anything else. They are slow. They don’t move like people. They move like Banthas.”
“Does no one have a gun in this d*** place?”
“The pig guards are the only reliable help.”
“Everyone just sleeps in their one outfit I guess. OH NO, there’s Boba Fett showing up in a $40 robe from Target.”
“Where did all that food come from if they can’t afford a gun?”
Her, “What do you call that thing? It had something to do with cats? The thing the incest Hutts are on?”
Me, “A litter.”
After no reaction to the rancor being brought in:
Me, “Did you see that’s a rancor?”
Her, “I thought it was rocks.”
“Black whatever his name is just ran off. He literally ran off. Who runs like that? BUH-BYE.”
“He wants to ride the rancor because IT’S LIKE A BANTHA.”
After the close up of Fennec reaching for her blaster:
“Those 60 year old thighs are nice. I bet you like those. You’ll probably pause this tomorrow, won’t ya?”
“I actually want to see that blaster again.”
“Yeah, and her thighs.”
“So is this episode a comedy?”
“I could walk faster than they’re driving. And I don’t walk anywhere.”
“Yes, our gang is made up of Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Emma Stone. Who wouldn’t want to join?”
The Pikes coming out of the ship:
“Is that supposed to mean something to me?”
“Why didn’t they just take the Disney star cruiser hotel ship? Maybe they couldn’t afford it.”
“The end music is like Christmas music.”