Ugh...anyone else dissapointed we have a new turtles movie, and the only thing they are talking about is, well, Meghan Fox? Meghan Fox rides a bike..Meghan Fox in yellow..Meghan Fox in.. Who the heck cares about Meghan Fox? So many hotter actresses than her that can act and have a personality and are REAL. there is nothing special about this woman other than the fact that she caught so many eyes bending over a motorcycle in a transformers movie.
As for Michael Bay, I fully expect to see this in the first five minutes of the movie...
- No less than three explosions
- A splinter with an insulting Japanese Accent and giant teeth (oh, so sawwy)
- Turtles talking more slang than usual (think Randy Jackson)
- A Rap or Heavy Metal soundtrack (cause that's what your kids are into, yo...)
- At least one of the turtles making a crude sexual joke toward april...
- April will probably have a scene where she strips for a shower before getting gagged and taken prisoner by the foot..
- Vanilla Ice in a leading role (just to **** off fanboys)
This guy is hated in hollywood from what I've heard, and the fan community hates him even more. WHY the hell would Paramount let him anywhere NEAR this movie after spending so much for the franchise?
We could have gotten so many cool things finally done right in a big budget feature. A Movie that has the darker atmosphere of the first one. Baxter Stockman, mousers, Mystic Ninjas, Elite Ninjas, Hun....Rat King. A REALLY COOL Shredder and Krang team up. As it is, we are probably stuck with Colonel Shrader. Yeah...that's an original surprise. no clues there.
I have no hope whatsoever for this movie. I'm almost tempted to start a kick starter for all the people who would donate money NOT to see it..but I doubt that would cause paramount to start from scratch.
It just amazes me. They get the comic so right. They get the animated series close to right (It has flaws, but it TRIES). Why screw up the movie so badly? that should be their biggest tent pole!