Star Wars Ahsoka (tv series)

[NakedMoleRat]

Agree, but it doesn’t make up for their sheer stupidity!

How can you raise a rebellion and organize, manage and see it through, but don’t know how to lead what follows?

Then again, this is the FU we’re talking about here.

He continues to believe that all fans are in the 9-15 age bracket.

 

[Usagi Pilgrim]

Agree, but it doesn’t make up for their sheer stupidity!

How can you raise a rebellion and organize, manage and see it through, but don’t know how to lead what follows?

Then again, this is the FU we’re talking about here.

He continues to believe that all fans are in the 9-15 age bracket.

To be fair, I believe the behavior of the New Republic was established in the AFTERMATH books, way before Filoni had any stories set in the post-ROTJ time.

Plus, Lucas mandated that in any story Filoni told, he NOT forget that SW was first & foremost for kids.

 

[Galactican]

I hope to god marrock isn’t ezra…

I'm very surprised to see so many theories on youtube about the Inquisitor being Starkiller, only because the end credits mention Sam Witwer as voice artist. That theory does not quite compute, IMO. Starkiller died in the video games. Then, the more obvious reason, just look at Marrok's size. Sam Witwer is 6'2 and Marrok is definitely shorter and much slimmer. The fact that he is wearing a helmet and remains silent in all of his scenes prove that Filoni is working towards a shocking reveal, so I think that we will in fact see Ezra's head under the helmet. The statue fits.

I know that my crystal ball has failed me many, MANY times, and that my theory will not be true at all because it is much too complicated for a Disney Star Wars show but I will post it here anyway. OK, here it is: Maybe Marrok will look like Ezra but it will not be Ezra, at least not his complete self. Maybe Elsbeth tried to retrieve Thrawn and Ezra intervened. We do know that Ezra has dark tendencies. He was able to open a Sith holocron and was torn between Maul and Ahsoka. So he is also drawn to the dark side. Now when Elsbeth was trying to "Force-teleport" Thrawn she grapped the dark "essence" of Ezra and pulled it back to her. The good half of Ezra is still with Thrawn whereas his bad half is stuck with Elsbeth. So Marrok must not be killed but reunited with Ezra's positive half. Similar to what happened to Superman in "Superman III".

 

[Jodo]

Without gut bacteria we could not digest food properly. The specifics of gut bacteria can influence our body and mental functions.

And yet gut bacteria is not what we are eating. It's not the materials that are bodies are made out of. It's just a bunch of microorganisms that are involved in our bodies' processes.

I take a daily probiotic…You’d think they would have invited a midichlorian gummy…


One funny thing my wife pointed out:

“Do you think they told her to sit like that, or she WANTED to sit like that?”

 

[Halliwax]

I take a daily probiotic…You’d think they would have invited a midichlorian gummy…


One funny thing my wife pointed out:

“Do you think they told her to sit like that, or she WANTED to sit like that?”
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not even going there lol

 

[pengbuzz]

Don't forget the grand poobah of the Water Buffaloes Inquisitors. He took a saber to the gut, no sweat.

I recall reading in one of the Zhan novels that a lightsaber partially cauterizes and that the actual cut is microscopic in diameter (most of the blade is light being given off). Dunno which book it said that in, but it wouldn't explain Qui-gonn's death.

 

[ScourgiousJinx]

Why is it so hard to believe that someone could survive being impaled in the midsection? People have had much more traumatic wounds and have survived. There was someone from the 1800s or early 1900 that survived an iron rod going through their skull. Despite what you see in movies and TV, there are ton of places on the human body that you impale or shoot and not cause an instantly fatal wound. Modern medicine has progressed to the point that a gut wound is not fatal if you can get the victim stabilized and to a hospital in a timely manner. And this is with our medical capability, imagine what they could do with the level of tech available in the Star Wars universe., Don't mention that when they showed where here stab wound was in the hospital scene, it wasn't near any vital organs.

Why do you have to make so much sense?!?

I'll admit I didn't watch the scene very carefully. I thought the blade went right through her midsection, not off to the side. And yes I'm fully aware that people don't always die from impalement or from being shot, that there have been significant advances in medicine IRL, that Sabine received immediate care and that the SW universe has advanced medical technology beyond ours. I was quite annoyed that they did yet another apparent midsection stabbing survival like Reva. Instead of thinking and re-watching it I jumped on here to vent.

I shall attempt to keep my reactive comments to myself in the future.

 

[Joek3rr]

Why do you have to make so much sense?!??!

I'll admit I didn't watch the scene very carefully. I thought the blade went right through her midsection, not off to the side. And yes I'm fully aware that people don't always die from impalement or from being shot, that there have been significant advances in medicine IRL, that Sabine received immediate care and that the SW universe has advanced medical technology beyond ours. I was quite annoyed that they did yet another apparent midsection stabbing survival like Reva. Instead of thinking and re-watching it I jumped on here to vent.

I shall attempt to keep my reactive comments to myself in the future.

The thing is. I can buy someone getting stabbed with knife, dagger, sword, and surviving. But we're talking about a weapon that melts through doors.

 

[janglesworthy]

The real problem is it ads nothing to the story and wasn't needed. It has a cliffhanger ending with a 2 episode release. If you had to stab her, do it with a smaller secondary dagger or a blaster bolt from the droid. Anything more believable than a lightsaber.

 

[Joek3rr]

I take a daily probiotic…You’d think they would have invited a midichlorian gummy…


One funny thing my wife pointed out:

“Do you think they told her to sit like that, or she WANTED to sit like that?”
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I mean somebody has to replace Garsa Fwip....

 

[NakedMoleRat]

The thing is. I can buy someone getting stabbed with knife, dagger, sword, and surviving. But we're talking about a weapon that melts through doors.
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Not to mention the amount of ‘cooking’ that’s being done in the surrounding tissue.

 

[Elevader]

Not to mention the amount of ‘cooking’ that’s being done in the surrounding tissue.

It could be worse. We could have seen Sabine believably cooked from the lightsaber and die.

....only to find out it was a secret Sabine clone from a cloning facility run by Thrawn. And now Ahsoka has to find a second map that leads to the cloning facility. On the way she meets Cassian Andor, who reveals he didn't actually die. It was his twin brother that took his place for the final mission (cut to flashback of him and Cassian swapping places). She says she can sense that he is force sensitive and will now take Cassian as her new apprentice. The final battle has Cassian fighting with Kanan's old lightsaber.

Am I hired?

 

[yaris]

Well I had some hope left in Star Wars TV.....but this show really is the last nail in the coffin.

Girl power (ok) chase some exiled villain (sure) smart a** robots (why not) but the uninspired story with the cringeworthy dialogue (blah)

And then to top off the awfulness of it all, a light sabre wound straight through her body and she survives. Poor ol' Qui Gon needed that trick in PM....

Apart from the Mandalorian and some of Andor, every attempt to make SW TV watchable is just a train wreck. I'm not looking for perfection, but it's all just such drivel.

 

[Jamesfett]

I take a daily probiotic…You’d think they would have invited a midichlorian gummy…


One funny thing my wife pointed out:

“Do you think they told her to sit like that, or she WANTED to sit like that?”
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Obi Wan's current favorite butt.

 

[NakedMoleRat]

It could be worse. We could have seen Sabine believably cooked from the lightsaber and die.

....only to find out it was a secret Sabine clone from a cloning facility run by Thrawn. And now Ahsoka has to find a second map that leads to the cloning facility. On the way she meets Cassian Andor, who reveals he didn't actually die. It was his twin brother that took his place for the final mission (cut to flashback of him and Cassian swapping places). She says she can sense that he is force sensitive and will now take Cassian as her new apprentice. The final battle has Cassian fighting with Kanan's old lightsaber.

Am I hired?

Sadly… probably!

 

[Jodo]

I mean somebody has to replace Garsa Fwip....

Noooo, you cannot simple replace that beauty.

Unless…

 

[NakedMoleRat]

Noooo, you cannot simple replace that beauty.

Unless…
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Thanks, Jodo, I’d finally gotten over her.

And now you go and start the hunting all over again.

 

[VanPersie]

How can you raise a rebellion and organize, manage and see it through, but don’t know how to lead what follows?

Real life history shows that this is possible.

 

[tcsmit29]

One funny thing my wife pointed out:

“Do you think they told her to sit like that, or she WANTED to sit like that?”

In my head canon, she WANTED to sit like that!

 

[jkno]

Agree, but it doesn’t make up for their sheer stupidity!

How can you raise a rebellion and organize, manage and see it through, but don’t know how to lead what follows?

Then again, this is the FU we’re talking about here.

He continues to believe that all fans are in the 9-15 age bracket.

Most likely his mindset remained in the 9-15 age bracket