Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

It’s worse than a bad parody. For the simple reason that it’s trying to be serious.

There have been a few very good episodes, but we’ve also gotten a lot of Spock’s Brain episodes.

Not to mention that I’ve already seen more Gorn then I care to.
 
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I keep trying to reconcile Star Trek…

“…I face a creature the Metrones called ‘A Gorn’…”


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… with Strange New Worlds…a time before Star Trek but where the existence of the Gorn is common knowledge and a major conflict with them apparently occurred….???

I always wondered how the Gorn took a 30 - 40 pound rock the the chest, but succumbed to a double slap to the temples from Kirk!
 
Assuming the strike is resolved in time for a new season in 2024, I’m gorna go with an intro where the colonists get creative with their offense - think pliers, a blowtorch, and some compound V the good doctor synthesizes from the local plants.
 
The Gorn homeworld will be known as Gornhub.

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Oh we will meet the Gorn Queen for sure.

In a “see we watched the original show” move, Pike will kill the Gorn Queen by firing a makeshift canon fashioned from a bamboo tube packed full of deposits of sulpher, coal, and diamonds…
Hence the Galaxy Quest reference, which now that I think about it, took itself more seriously (as a comedy) than SNW seems to.
 
Oh we will meet the Gorn Queen for sure.

In a “see we watched the original show” move, Pike will kill the Gorn Queen by firing a makeshift canon fashioned from a bamboo tube packed full of deposits of sulpher, coal, and diamonds…
Or, they’ll retcon it to Spock Prime from 2009, and somehow tie him into accidentally advancing Gorn biology by 400 years.
 
I'm so checked out the worse they make it the better. Have they had Lizzo on yet? They should have Lizzo on. Why should Star Wars have all the fun?
 
I'm about halfway through the second season now (just finished the Spock becomes human for a day episode) and I don't get the hate.

It leans a little campier than not, but it's got major mid-run TNG vibes to me.

Pike is charming as hell and Spock is fun in a way that Quinto never managed in the recentish films.

I dig it a lot.

Even this version of Kirk grates on me a little less than the Shatner version.
 
I'm about halfway through the second season now (just finished the Spock becomes human for a day episode) and I don't get the hate.

It leans a little campier than not, but it's got major mid-run TNG vibes to me.

Pike is charming as hell and Spock is fun in a way that Quinto never managed in the recentish films.

I dig it a lot.

Even this version of Kirk grates on me a little less than the Shatner version.

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