Phantom Menace Review...Everything you were thinking and more!

[Trooper_trent]

If you can get passed this guy's voice and the language, he goes through the entirety of episode I and brings attention to EVERY SINGLE problem with the movie, and probably a lot that you've never thought of. He also goes off on some funny, interesting, random, and disturbing tangents at times. It's pretty long and is broken into 7 parts, but he makes some very good points. If you can make it to middle of the first video, it starts getting pretty interesting.

1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI&feature=related

2.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG1AWVLnl48&feature=related

3.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdQwKPVGQsY&feature=related

4.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOlG4T1S2lU&feature=related

5.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBvp1r2UpiQ&feature=related

6.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORWPCCzSgu0&feature=related

7.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIWKMgJs_Gs&feature=related

 

[phase pistol]

That guy is a freakin' genius. :lol

His voice is a real problem. And, sad to say it, he seems to be trying to sound retarded on purpose. He mispronounces a lot of words apparently intentionally (with arch sarcasm?). I wish he had not done that.

But so far (after one installment anyway) I'm ready to crown him king of the reviewers. Get this guy on TV. :lol

 

[Dewy]

Just watched ALL SEVEN. Just makes me angry at Lucas and all the weak non-confrontational people he surrounded himself with.
:cry

 

[Goonie]

Haha, that's the trailer trash review. :lol

 

[Dann]

Pretty darn funny.

 

[SSgt Burton]

Okay I've only watched up to half of part 3...

But this is brilliant! :lol


And I think the voice is supposed to be an imitation of Buffalo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs considering the reviewer's "extra curricular activities".


Kevin

 

[AT-AT Luvah]

This was awesome!

I laughed out loud when he asked how the Queen's cruiser could have had its shield generator knocked out if the shields were up and he just got frustrated and said eff it.

Great stuff.

Hector

 

[VashDstampede]

Just watched it with the wife and enjoyed it more than the actual movie.
Very insightful, and all the ramblings were hilarious!

 

[steveo]

Glad I stumbled on this thread. What a gem these commentaries are. Along with pure comic genius and truth, it puts into words why I also think The Phantom Menace is garbage. Thank you for this link!

 

[wuher da brewer]

By the end of part 1, when he's asked people to characterize the characters of the Phantom Menace versus characters from A New Hope, I'm thinking this guy is a genius. I can't wait for the rest.

 

[phase pistol]

The man is as disturbingly brilliant as he is brilliantly disturbing. :lol

Now if you'll excuse me, I have an inexplicable craving for pizza rolls. :sleep

 

[darth_myeek]

I need this on DVD, pls someone work on this guy to sell some copies.


-DM

 

[neosporing]

Just watched it with the wife and enjoyed it more than the actual movie.
Very insightful, and all the ramblings were hilarious!

great find, although i can't get #7 to work.
exceptionally well done.

 

[Jedi Reali]

Great stuff! He should do Eps II & III.

 

[Jedifyfe]

Seriously Great!

Brad

 

[Dann]

Great stuff! He should do Eps II & III.

I was thinking the same thing, but I think he pretty much covered it with this one.

 

[wuher da brewer]

I just got through part 7. Great stuff. Thoroughly entertaining. Now to go back and give him some high marks.

 

[foxbatkllr]

I love the Phantom Menace.

 

[Deric]

Who knew Larry Flint liked to review Star Wars movies.

 

[GeneralFROSTY]

I'm watching this right now and I took a pause to post here to say that THIS IS FREAKIN' FANTASTIC!!lol