Hey out there! I'm Wendy. I'm pretty sure I am, anyway. You know how it is.
The best thing for me to tell you is that J.K. Rowling made me do it. It's her fault. She is the source of my shenanigans. If I could, I would transform my house into a better-than-authentic castle (because, let's face it, castles were cold and drafty and damp and lacked modern plumbing), and somehow manage to place that castle above a large lake in Scotland. Oh, and also I'd become magical in all ways. I'm still working on that. I'll let you know how it goes. So far, nothing. I'm here looking for amazing things that don't seem to exist anywhere else so I can continue making my life look it belongs to someone else. A magical someone else. One that doesn't have to make small talk during a haircut or pay taxes or go grocery shopping. Nice to meet you, everyone.
The best thing for me to tell you is that J.K. Rowling made me do it. It's her fault. She is the source of my shenanigans. If I could, I would transform my house into a better-than-authentic castle (because, let's face it, castles were cold and drafty and damp and lacked modern plumbing), and somehow manage to place that castle above a large lake in Scotland. Oh, and also I'd become magical in all ways. I'm still working on that. I'll let you know how it goes. So far, nothing. I'm here looking for amazing things that don't seem to exist anywhere else so I can continue making my life look it belongs to someone else. A magical someone else. One that doesn't have to make small talk during a haircut or pay taxes or go grocery shopping. Nice to meet you, everyone.