Hey, if we’re reviving this thread, I don’t see why I shouldn’t contribute.
- Escape from New York - I had watched The Thing a short time before for the first time and decided to give a few other John Carpenter movies a try. Couldn’t make it through even half. Snooze fest. Watch Big Trouble in Little China instead.
- Alien - In a similar vein, I decided to try and watch a bunch of films that are commonly considered classics, in an attempt to educate myself a little. Soooo slow. I get why people like it, but I’m not a big fan of Ridley Scott, so this was no surprise. For a better horror film about an alien, watch The Thing.
- Jewel of the Nile - A low-rent sequel to the forgotten Zemeckis film Romancing the Stone. Even Danny Devito hamming it up wasn’t able to save this turkey. Watch Romancing the Stone, but not its sequel.
- The World’s End - I’m a big fan of the first two entries in the so-called “Cornetto Trilogy”, Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. Edgar Wright is a brilliant filmmaker and Simon Pegg and Nick Frost work really well off of each other. I was hugely disappointed with this one, especially compared to how good the other two films were. Watch either of them.
- Spider-Man: Far From Home - I was a big fan of Homecoming. It managed to set itself apart from previous iterations of Spider-Man, and the clear inspiration from classic 80s John Hughes films gave it a charm lacking in the obviously 30+ year olds at the Andrew Garfield high school of Amazing Spider-Man. But Far From Home just ended up playing clean-up duty to Endgame, rather than being its own film. Watch Into the Spider-Verse for a much better Spider-Man story.
- Tenet - At one point in time, I definitely considered myself a big Christopher Nolan fan. I love The Prestige, The Dark Knight trilogy, liked Inception and Interstellar, and enjoyed Dunkirk in the theater. But Tenet is just another deconstructionist meta-narrative about storytelling that is so blunt and hit you over the head as to call the main character “the Protagonist”, and suffers from a truly horrible sound mix that actively works against you understanding what’s being said. Couple that with a forgettable score as for the first time in maybe over a decade, Nolan didn’t partner with Hans Zimmer, and Tenet is a big flop for me. For better action, try Die Hard, Logan, and Terminator 2. For better films with a subtext about storytelling and narrative, try Stranger than Fiction or Kubo and the Two Strings.