Only ever seen one remake that I liked - The Bourne Identity.
Italian Job was OK-ish. Felt more like a pseudo-sequel than a remake, mainly because of all the homages to the original.
HATED Clash of the Titans and especially The A-Team. The original wasn't that good anyway, but I always thought they were called the A-Team because they were ex-Green Berets. Why then are they Army Rangers in the new film? Might as well have a film called The Fall Of Troy, but make it about Jericho or something.
What I hate more is not so much a re-make, but a "re-boot" or a "re-imagining". It basically means **** all over the decades of established story, replace with CGI and a plot written by a twelve-year-old.
Next - Indiana Jones, where it's now about a female palaeontologist, with a trademark fez hat who carries a vaulting pole...