Very cool! I hope it goes through.
Thought these were funny.... Answering machine messages:
---Sawyer: Son of a b***, how d'you work this d***ed thing anyways!?
---This is Desmond, brotha. Leave a message if you like but I won't call... for 8 years..
---You've reached Dr. Jack Shephard, I'm not here right now so you'll have to call back. YOU HAVE TO CALL BAAAAACK!
----Jacob - You've reached 481-516-2342, sorry I'm not home right now, but I'm going to give you a choice. You can hang up, or leave your name, candidate number, and message at the beep.
---You've reached the answering machine of Benjamin Linus. Don't bother leaving a message, I know who you are, why you called and I have a file that contains all the information I need to reach you, should I decide I need to. Pray I don't... Oh... and... if this is Jacob, I'm SO sorry I missed you, PLEASE leave your number and I will call back immediately, I promise! *BEEP*
---Kate: I'm sorry, the number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Please hang up and try your call again.
---You have reached Martin Keamy,Get your message on here right now ... or I'm gonna kill your daughter....<beep>
---This is Rousseau. Brennan took my keys. I think he's outside. I'm going to try to walk to the Black Rock for help. If you can hear this, Please help me ! Everyone else is dead. He killed them all. He's outside. I'll try to make it to the Black Rock. Please help if you can hear this!!!
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---"hey dude, you've reached Hurley's machine, dude your going to have to like call back"
---Michael: "Waaaalt! if you've seen my boy leave a message, if not please call back when you do. waaaaaalt!"
---Smokey Ticka ticka ticka ticka ticka ticka.... Do you have any idea of how badly I want to call you back? Leave your message and I will, sooner than you think. Ticka ticka ticka ticka ticka ticka....
---Hi! You've reached Juliet.... I'm so sorry I couldn't tell more of my friends and family, but I've just accepted a job where I won't be reachable for sixth months. It's an amazing opportunity I couldn't turn down with wonderful people who really believe in me. Please, leave your message at the tone and I know I'm going to be looking forward to getting back to all of you when I return! Wish me luck! *BEEP* --- I'm sorry but this mailbox is full. Please try again later.
---Hello... this is Daniel Faraday. If you have a message, or if you need my help in some way, please, wait for the beep and be absolutely certain that you include both the date and time that you think it is.
---You have reached the answering service of Richard, Ricardo, Ricardus Albert. Si usted habla Español por favor pulse 1, Si vos narro Latin commodo press 2, Если Вы говорите РОССИЙСКАЯ Просьба Press 3, Si vous parlez français veuillez appuyez sur 4, etc. For English, please wait and some Other will assist you shortly... I'm sorry, all Others are currently assisting people on the list, please hold. If this is an emergency, and you are on the list please hang up and GET YOURSELF TO THE TEMPLE! If you are not on the list, well.... you're screwed.