Indiana Jones 5 officially announced

Just gonna toss my few cents here.

Why is the film doing so poorly? Several reasons I suspect.

A) There seems to be a distaste for Disney. People ust don't care to support the monster that Disney has become. Heck, even modern Hollywood is wearing thin for many. When you can lose your job for spouting what is considered to be "politically incorrect". But hey, you can kidnap a teenage girl, and get away with it.

B) Who the heck really wanted to see old Indy.... AGAIN? I know I didn't when Kingdom of the Crystal Skull came out. I eventually saw it, when I borrowed it from a friend. But that wasn't some I wanted to see in the first place. And I really didn't want to see it again.

C) People just can't spend the money to go see movies anymore. Hearing stories of people working two and three jobs, just to make ends meet, is becoming common place. These people aren't watching movies at the theater.
 
So…

I think with a thread that is 142 pages long, covering 7 years, and spanning a whopping 2,841 posts, we’ve pretty much covered all there is to say about Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny….

Right??
Something that has not been covered enough(in my opinion), is the fact that John Williams scored all of the films! Amazing!
He is definitely one of my favorite composers.
Moreover, I firmly believe that his name deserves to be mentioned alongside the greats such as Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Chopin etcetera. :)

End of negativity :p
 
Just gonna toss my few cents here.

Why is the film doing so poorly? Several reasons I suspect.

A) There seems to be a distaste for Disney. People ust don't care to support the monster that Disney has become. Heck, even modern Hollywood is wearing thin for many. When you can lose your job for spouting what is considered to be "politically incorrect". But hey, you can kidnap a teenage girl, and get away with it.

B) Who the heck really wanted to see old Indy.... AGAIN? I know I didn't when Kingdom of the Crystal Skull came out. I eventually saw it, when I borrowed it from a friend. But that wasn't some I wanted to see in the first place. And I really didn't want to see it again.

C) People just can't spend the money to go see movies anymore. Hearing stories of people working two and three jobs, just to make ends meet, is becoming common place. These people aren't watching movies at the theater.
I'm going to toss my pennies here

As I said in a previous post, I was intending to see this film in the cinema, love Harrison Ford & I've seen all the Indy films on the big screen, (I also was intending to see the Flash as my favourite Batman was Keaton).....BUT, after hearing reviews after Cannes, I went off the idea

Its the reviews from trusted sources

It's not a distaste from Disney, It's not that Indy is old, It's not that I can't/won't see films at the cinema, its because I don't want to waste money on a crap film & that's what everyone is doing

Hollywood needs to work harder, give people something to feel good about

I watched this film on tv, as a cam recorded stream,....Indy's arc in this film has him at the beginning, slouched on the settee with a drink in his hand,...grouchy, depressed,....at the end of the film he wants to die, until he is punched unconscious by an unlikeable character,...to wake up & everything is sorted for him by others

People are too savvy now, they can see that the film is no good & really shouldn't have been made

There's folks who say that the reason that it tanked was because the modern generation doesn't know who Indiana Jones is & don't want to see an aged Harrison Ford portraying the character, but then look at the success of Top Gun Maverick a couple of years ago, several of my work colleagues are in their early 20's,....never seen a Star Wars film, Indy or Back to the Future,....Never seen Pulp Fiction,....or the original Top Gun

They heard that Top Gun Maverick was brilliant, they went & seen it,...they've went back & seen the original 80's Top Gun, & are dying to see the new Mission Impossible film

"If you build it, they will come"

J
 
John Williams is a musical genius!
And he compose the music on Gilligan's Island! ;)

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There's folks who say that the reason that it tanked was because the modern generation doesn't know who Indiana Jones is & don't want to see an aged Harrison Ford portraying the character, but then look at the success of Top Gun Maverick a couple of years ago, several of my work colleagues are in their early 20's,....never seen a Star Wars film, Indy or Back to the Future,....Never seen Pulp Fiction,....or the original Top Gun

They heard that Top Gun Maverick was brilliant, they went & seen it,...they've went back & seen the original 80's Top Gun, & are dying to see the new Mission Impossible film

"If you build it, they will come"

J
What you're talking about here is, I think, two very different films, telling very different stories, in very different ways.

Top Gun: Maverick has a far, far younger "legacy" protagonist. Cruise is still literally jumping motorcycles off of mountains. Ford's 80. A hale and healthy 80, but still 80. I think audiences in general are more apt to accept that, than to look at Ford and think "Yeah, that guy could kick some Nazi ass."

Top Gun: Maverick also has a different arc for the characters. It's much less somber (from what I hear re: Dial of Destiny, anyway), and far less focused on Maverick's regrets and failures (although it does touch on some of them).

I suspect that Maverick is a better standalone film than Dial is for a 20-something audience with no connection to either character. It's a more engaging story at a baseline, and the kind of thing a 20-something wants to see. Maybe Dial of Destiny will gain respect in time, as "how you do aging action hero stories" or something, but I think audiences right now just...don't really wanna see it.

What I think is more the point about the 20-something lack of connection is that much of the argument for "Why make this movie at all?" is the supposed strength of the brand name. Except it doesn't seem like that's actually working out in practice. Whatever affection people have for the brand is not (apparently) leading them to go buy tickets to this film. So, brand name alone isn't enough to do the job. This gets back to your point about the film not delivering what audiences want right now, and at least based on all empirical evidence, I'd have to agree: audiences are not beating a path to Dial of Destiny's door. We can guess at the reasons, but at the end of the day...it just doesn't seem to be happening.

I'll be curious to see what develops as the accepted reason within the industry. (I don't really care what zillions of different Youtube pontificators think.) The industry post-mortem on this will be important because it will contribute to shaping how films get developed moving forward.
 
Top Gun: Maverick also has a different arc for the characters. It's much less somber (from what I hear re: Dial of Destiny, anyway), and far less focused on Maverick's regrets and failures (although it does touch on some of them).
Maverick also wasn't built around replacing Tom Cruise in future movies, as all of the movies Disney puts out have been. It's just a fun movie. They didn't look at it as a franchise, it was a sequel to a nearly 40 year old movie that exploded because people just had fun in the theater. Mission Impossible is going to be the same way. Disney is just looking for things to milk. Tom Cruise is looking to make movies that are fun. He's not always successful, but at least he's doing it for the right reasons.
 
What you're talking about here is, I think, two very different films, telling very different stories, in very different ways.

Top Gun: Maverick has a far, far younger "legacy" protagonist. Cruise is still literally jumping motorcycles off of mountains. Ford's 80. A hale and healthy 80, but still 80. I think audiences in general are more apt to accept that, than to look at Ford and think "Yeah, that guy could kick some Nazi ass."

Top Gun: Maverick also has a different arc for the characters. It's much less somber (from what I hear re: Dial of Destiny, anyway), and far less focused on Maverick's regrets and failures (although it does touch on some of them).
But my point is, why does Disney have to create a film focused on regrets & failures....having watched the film again, it makes me feel down for Indys character,....& as Psab keel mentioned, when you see Harrison with so much life in him on 'Shrinking' & the Conan O'Brian podcast, it saddens me that they portrayed the beloved character in this way in this film

Mangold says that he wanted to shock the audience when we see the contrast of healthy Indy in the flashback scene to the aged shirtless man at the beginning of the film

J
 
Overall I am glad I saw it
I thought it was better than the Crystal Skull, but not up to par with the first three

The main issues for me was it lacked the charm that the original movies had.

I was also not a fan of parallels between old Indy here and old Han Solo from the Force Awakens with the failed marriage and wayward son issues being the main cause of the split.

In many ways it felt very much like The Force Awakens in regards to it trying to balance nostalgia with "freshening up" while trying to pass the torch to younger characters
 
Maverick also wasn't built around replacing Tom Cruise in future movies, as all of the movies Disney puts out have been. It's just a fun movie. They didn't look at it as a franchise, it was a sequel to a nearly 40 year old movie that exploded because people just had fun in the theater. Mission Impossible is going to be the same way. Disney is just looking for things to milk. Tom Cruise is looking to make movies that are fun. He's not always successful, but at least he's doing it for the right reasons.
I haven't seen the film, so I can't speak from the perspective of a viewer, but what I've heard about the film is that it's not set up in and of itself to have Helena replace Indy. Like, she doesn't pick up the hat or the whip or whatever. It introduces her character, and maybe someone will make "The Adventures of Helena Shaw" or something, but that's not a "replacement" to Indy per se.

That said, I think we're done with Indiana Jones stories now, unless they're animated or computer games. Ford is 80. He's done. So unless you re-cast the role, no more Indy. Therefore, any spinoff from the franchise, whether it's Short Round or Helena or...I dunno...Marcus Brody's 3rd cousin twice removed, is a "replacement" insofar as "It's stories within the Indy universe, but not about Indy himself." But I really kinda doubt we're gonna see any more Indy universe stories. And that's fine. We can just be done with that world.
But my point is, why does Disney have to create a film focused on regrets & failures....having watched the film again, it makes me feel down for Indys character,....& as Psab keel mentioned, when you see Harrison with so much life in him on 'Shrinking' & the Conan O'Brian podcast, it saddens me that they portrayed the beloved character in this way in this film

Mangold says that he wanted to shock the audience when we see the contrast of healthy Indy in the flashback scene to the aged shirtless man at the beginning of the film

J

Overall I am glad I saw it
I thought it was better than the Crystal Skull, but not up to par with the first three

The main issues for me was it lacked the charm that the original movies had.

I was also not a fan of parallels between old Indy here and old Han Solo from the Force Awakens with the failed marriage and wayward son issues being the main cause of the split.

In many ways it felt very much like The Force Awakens in regards to it trying to balance nostalgia with "freshening up" while trying to pass the torch to younger characters
These two comments kinda highlight the issue I keep bringing up: what the hell else does anyone expect these films to be if not "Our heroes are aged and struggling with it. They've had failures off-screen and now we see the repercussions of that."

It's perhaps less of an issue for Indiana Jones, but certainly for the Star Wars films, you literally cannot tell another story in that series without somehow undoing the victories of the Rebellion in the OT and have the story have any stakes whatsoever. Either it's some nothing, BS minor thing for the characters to deal with, or it's a huge threat and their "happily ever after" ending is undone.

So why the "regrets and failures" angle? Because it doesn't make any sense to have everything be hunky dory and still tell another story. Like, what's the drama? What's the complication? What makes it anything other than a rote, by the numbers, boring formulaic outing with an increasingly aged, increasingly unconvincing-as-an-action-hero star, if you don't also inject that element of melancholy? What exactly is the journey for the character in the film as a character if their life outside of this adventure is all shiny and wonderful? If there's no personal drama, what makes that story compelling, and why would you bother telling it if it isn't compelling?

This is the problem with all of these legacy sequels, especially if you've given your hero a happily-ever-after sendoff in one (or more!) previous entries. Put simply, if you already HAD happily-ever-after than any future story with that character is, by definition, a negation of "happily-ever-after" and becomes "happily-ever-after-except-for-that-time-when..."

I mean, what's the alternate universe version of Dial of Destiny that people expect? Indy is a happily married father and grandfather, tenured at Whatsahoosit University, adored by his students and respected by his peers. Then someone shows up and says "Indy! I've got a line of the Dial of Destiny! We need to go get it!" "The Dial of Destiny?! Why I've been searching for that for 30 years even though I never mentioned it before! Let's go!" Off they go, punchy punchy, car chase, shooty shooty, time-travel shenanigans, badguys defeated, and we're done. "Well, I'm sure glad we stopped those would-be time pirates!" "Me too, Indy! Let's do it again some time!" "Hahahaha!" [freeze frame on them laughing, roll credits]

This is what we want? Some anodyne, by-the-numbers boring romp? This is what people expected to get from James Mangold? Really? I dunno. It just seems to me like once you break the "happily-ever-after" seal and go back to the well, you're just asking for trouble. Either let the heroes have their ending and LEAVE IT ALONE, or be prepared for bummer starting points (at least) and probably a lot of navel gazing and examination of regret and such, the older the actors are.
 
So…

I think with a thread that is 142 pages long, covering 7 years, and spanning a whopping 2,841 posts, we’ve pretty much covered all there is to say about Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny….

Right??

...and just HOW LONG have you been on the Internet? You certainly know by now, that's NOT how it works :lol:
 
Give JetBeetle props for giving us a reason to re-watch and revisit Dial of Destiny. Paul may be gone but his creative mind is still driving at full speed. I was wondering what he would do to save DofD as is, and it hit me...



After watching the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent again last night, and abiding by the theory that Nic Cage dies in the hallway of his hotel while calling his agent to announce retirement which has the remainder of the film following a madness Nic Cage version of his own personal heroes journey within his dying mind,...


Apply that to Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.
Indy never makes it out of that chair as an old man. Instead he lives out one last adventure in his own dying mind. He doesn't want his cherished friend Salah to come along as that would remove him from his family. Logistics and time mean nothing to all involved, PWB is everything Indy had seen in himself at his lowest points, greed, ignorance, debauchery, vanity... Which leads to an abrupt 180 out of thin air. That 180 is the point in Indys own life where he realized the importance of the world around him and the lives of those living within. Indy has spent his entire adult life chasing the past while the present passes him by. His final journey into the past time allows him to experience the past as his present time. In doing so the PWB character, which again is Indy himself on the outside looking in, would see that path and alter course.
Indys heroes journey has him on a last adventure ending at the start of the great unknown. Hence why he awakens in the same chair with Marion walking through the once closed door, and his hat is hanging outside an open window.

So DofD never happened. It's all just in Indys dying mind.
 
I haven't seen the film, so I can't speak from the perspective of a viewer, but what I've heard about the film is that it's not set up in and of itself to have Helena replace Indy. Like, she doesn't pick up the hat or the whip or whatever. It introduces her character, and maybe someone will make "The Adventures of Helena Shaw" or something, but that's not a "replacement" to Indy per se.

It's doing the same thing that Crystal Skull tried. They wanted Mutt to pick up the mantle. Even Kathleen Kennedy has said that having Helena movies moving forward might happen... although now that the movie has crashed and burned, that's probably off the table. They knew that Harrison Ford was just too old to do this anymore. They are treating it like a franchise. "Now what do we do with the IP?"

Maybe come up with something else?

That said, I think we're done with Indiana Jones stories now, unless they're animated or computer games. Ford is 80. He's done. So unless you re-cast the role, no more Indy. Therefore, any spinoff from the franchise, whether it's Short Round or Helena or...I dunno...Marcus Brody's 3rd cousin twice removed, is a "replacement" insofar as "It's stories within the Indy universe, but not about Indy himself." But I really kinda doubt we're gonna see any more Indy universe stories. And that's fine. We can just be done with that world.
There probably won't be another Indy, but they'll want to keep making a buck off of the IP. Even if it's not called Indiana Jones, it's still going to play off of the Indiana Jones franchise. I think they realized, probably late in the process, that having Helena pick up the hat isn't going to play well. I suppose there are ways they might have done it right, first off, giving Indy one last chance to shine instead of making him a broken old man that just wants to die, but that's not how modern Disney works, is it? The future has to be female and they can only shine by tearing down their legacy characters.
 
Give JetBeetle props for giving us a reason to re-watch and revisit Dial of Destiny. Paul may be gone but his creative mind is still driving at full speed. I was wondering what he would do to save DofD as is, and it hit me...



After watching the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent again last night, and abiding by the theory that Nic Cage dies in the hallway of his hotel while calling his agent to announce retirement which has the remainder of the film following a madness Nic Cage version of his own personal heroes journey within his dying mind,...


Apply that to Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.
Indy never makes it out of that chair as an old man. Instead he lives out one last adventure in his own dying mind. He doesn't want his cherished friend Salah to come along as that would remove him from his family. Logistics and time mean nothing to all involved, PWB is everything Indy had seen in himself at his lowest points, greed, ignorance, debauchery, vanity... Which leads to an abrupt 180 out of thin air. That 180 is the point in Indys own life where he realized the importance of the world around him and the lives of those living within. Indy has spent his entire adult life chasing the past while the present passes him by. His final journey into the past time allows him to experience the past as his present time. In doing so the PWB character, which again is Indy himself on the outside looking in, would see that path and alter course.
Indys heroes journey has him on a last adventure ending at the start of the great unknown. Hence why he awakens in the same chair with Marion walking through the once closed door, and his hat is hanging outside an open window.

So DofD never happened. It's all just in Indys dying mind.
...and then Bobby Ewing comes out of the shower.
There probably won't be another Indy, but they'll want to keep making a buck off of the IP. Even if it's not called Indiana Jones, it's still going to play off of the Indiana Jones franchise. I think they realized, probably late in the process, that having Helena pick up the hat isn't going to play well. I suppose there are ways they might have done it right, first off, giving Indy one last chance to shine instead of making him a broken old man that just wants to die, but that's not how modern Disney works, is it? The future has to be female and they can only shine by tearing down their legacy characters.
I think you raise what is likely an accurate point in terms of the Disney/LFL view of the IP itself. It's part of the value of Disney's portfolio, and their shareholders demand that they not let it lose value. So, the obvious next step is "make more stuff with the IP to maintain or increase its value."

That gets us to our next point, though.

This isn't some grand "wymynist" conspiracy. It's just trying to expand the appeal of an IP to a broader market. In general terms, I have no issue with more representation in media. That's a good thing. Even when it's done poorly or hamfistedly, I think it ultimately produces good end results in the grander scheme. Probably not the intended good results, but good results nonetheless.

I also don't think this is a conscious effort to "tear down" anyone. Or at least, to the extent that there is tearing down happening, it's not the corporations or the directors or the writers or even the audiences doing it. Not directly, anyway.

Time and age do all the "tearing down" necessary. They make it so that actors in their 70s and 80s, even when they're in great shape (and many are) are simply not able to play the same roles they did in their 30s-50s. They just can't do it. Not convincingly, or at least not convincingly in a consistent manner. So, if you can't just act like anywhere from 20-40 years haven't gone by, what can you do? What stories can you tell, if you can't literally do another one just like the other one?

That leaves you with telling stories that embrace and steer into the fact that these actors (and thus, the characters) are older, instead of ignoring it. And that means telling stories about old heroes getting older. And that's hard to do without in some way "diminishing" them from their past glories. Because at the end of the day, any story you tell about them is going to do that if only by invoking the memory of a very clearly bygone past. If they try to do a story that acts like no time has passed, like the old warhorse can still fight just as well as they could back in the day, well, that'll look absurd and it'll just remind us of how artificial this all seems. CGIed, masked stuntmen stepping in for the geriatric star to punch badguys and jump from car to car and whatnot will not look convincing when we cut back to the withered star and try to act like they didn't just throw their back out. The flipside is that if you tell an honest story, one that acknowledges and confronts the obvious age of the actors/characters, then you're diminishing them by directly addressing the fact that they are diminished.

But that's not the fault of the story. That's the fault of time.

Eventually, everyone gets old and dies. Even our heroes. The only way to spare us that is to say "And they lived happily ever after," close the book, and not think about "And then what happened?"

But that's not how you keep making money off of an IP.
 
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