I honestly haven't grown any closer to the "new breed." I just can't get behind the giant, club-footed, "super" Predator theme.
I guess one of my main problems is, that with each movie emerges a new concept that has to be bigger and badder than the original design. ****, even Paul Wet-Nipples, Ballshank Andersen said that HIS Predators were better than Winstons original. That's a loose quote, mind you. With AVP-R, they seemed to build upon the original creature. That's why I think so many Predator fans flock to the Wolf character. The movie was ****, but the Wolf was balls out; is what they say.
I think that most fans are drawn to the Berserker is because his helmet is the closest, most visually familiar helmet to that of the original. Their armor designs don't do a thing for me. They look like foam padding inserts or some ****. I don't get where the "iPod" of Predators comes in. I really don't. I guess that was just talk to try and hype up the characters. Which, it did not for me.
The only thing that I can not get over, is the inclusion of the "Classic" Predator, and his demise. Actually, let me start over.... what was the point of having him in the movie to begin with? Some elaborate "out with the old, in with the new?" Come on.
Anyhoo.... I digress, and I've gotten off-topic. Alright, here we go -
The whole "Berserker" thing was lame. That, and labeling him "Mr. Black" just chapped my ass all that much more. I get it. Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino are friends. Quit making references to each others' movies. No one ******* cares. I don't anyway. I went into the movie with the notion that they could very well be "Bad-bloods." But, why would they group together? I pictured bad-bloods as solo characters who murdered anything in their path. I guess I was mistaken.
Some members here like the idea of using dogs to flush out their prey. I think it's stupid. I think that the biggest problem here is that the character is being compared to human hunters waaaaay to closely. Using dogs and falcons as a means to hunt game just cheapens it for me. Falcon.. I don't know what the hell that was, but it wasn't in the movie long enough for me to give a **** about it.
I can't say for sure, but while I did enjoy the movie, there was a buncha **** that just didn't sit right with me. For instance, the Tracker, Flusher, what the **** ever, Predators cannon completely obliterating Nolan. Wow... really? You couldn't come up with a better death scene than a snippet from a Bugs Bunny cartoon? Take that, Elmer Fudd-Nolan!! IT'S WABBIT SEASON, YOU COCK!! Also, I must've missed the part where the Russian took the grenades and turned them into nuclear **** grenades.
I think that I speak for a handful of members here when I say that I'd have rather seen the "Classic" Predator meet up with the "Falconer" Predator. Let me say that I appreciate him more because he doesn't have five other side-names like everyone else in this movie. How ******* badass would that've been if "Classic" would've thrown down all Samurai-like with Parrot-head? THAT'S what the fans wanted. That, and to have had him win. ****, that's what I wanted anyway. ********. Actually, I'd have prefrered Hanzo to battle it out with the "Classic" Predator. Come on... That's like the accumulation of years of fan-boy wanting. A ******* Samurai show-down with the ORIGINAL Predator. How ******* hardass would that've been? ***** ******, the sheer magnitude is mind boggling. Apparently not, because they went a different way with it. A much lamer, gay-er way.
Yeah, so basically I'm not a huge fan of the new Predators. I just can't get behind them, and they really do nothing for me. Sure, it's cool if you dig them, but really I just can't get into them. I thought PREDATORS was a good movie, and I watch it from time to time. So good job there.
Now... here's where I shatter all of your dreams. I am so ******* sick of you guys posting ******** about how the Predator from "Predator 2" had his ass handed to him by a cop- a la Danny Glover. How you all make it sound like Lt. Mike Harrigan managed to over power the Predator, and kick his ass all over Los Angeles. Stop that **** right now. Mike Harrigan got ******* lucky, and took the chance by shoving the disc into the Predators chest while it was gloating. A total, and completely lucky move on his part. He in NO WAY over-powered the Predator like most of you make it out to be. So, I will say this -
THE BERSERKER IS THE ONLY PREDATOR TO DATE TO HAVE HIS ASS COMPLETELY HANDED TO HIM BY A HUMAN.
Yeah, you suck on that.