Describe a video game in the most bland way possible

[JediMichael]

We need more dumb ideas.....

Kill things.
(Pretty much most games)

 

[The Terminator]

Take selfie, do stuff, rewind time, repeat slightly differently.

 

[Paul Andrew]

Man engages in fisticuffs from left to right, culminating in yet more fisticuffs with his pallette swap twin.

 

[clonesix]

oh the joy of getting a quarter from mom or dad, just to get rid of me and enjoy their pizza in peace. Then put the quarter in the cabinet and the little square would bonce off the walls and I move the paddle from top to bottom by turning the knob clock-wise, or counter clock-wise. if timed just right, the paddle would intersect the moving square, and bounce it towards the other side of the screen. This, my friends, was known as PONG!

Don't be jealous.

 

[Jagjaguwar]

As a capital “A,” shoot dots at pieces of popcorn to turn them into smaller popcorn pieces, while moving your “A” around, avoiding all the pieces.

A flying saucer appears. Shoot dots at it.

 

[dascoyne]

Asteroids.

 

[dascoyne]

Like the opposite of Jenga.