Describe a television show in the most boring way possible (Inspired by Sluis Van Shipyards)

[CB2001]

A real-life Red Dead Redemption, but the NPCs begin to realize they're in a game.

 

[Psab keel]

Four women complain about their lives and eat cheesecake.

 

[Darthgarth]

an older guy is very cool and lives upstairs, chicks love him. he rides a motorbike but does hang round with younger people.

 

[scarflikeness]

Four women complain about their lives and eat cheesecake.

What show was this?

 

[ALLEY]

A bald, late middle-aged, Shakespearean British actor portrays a tea-sipping Frenchman who captains a space vessel that looks like the interior of a Marriott hotel.

 

[ALLEY]

“OK, in this series, the main characters are on a ship that is powered by a “spore drive” that allows them to travel around on the magical mushroom network that stretches across the galaxy...wait, come back!

You didn’t even hear the rest of my pitch!”

 

[temponaut]

A bunch of schlubs sit around in a garage and chuckle over each other's antics in turn.

 

[temponaut]

A bunch of schlubs sit around in a bar and chuckle over each other's antics in turn.

 

[Psab keel]

He's not a scientist or an engineer, but he's a wizard with a stick of gum and paper clips.

 

[Darthgarth]

muppets, but they live on a rock.

 

[Analyzer]

a superhero soap opera where they act like normal everyday people

 

[Darthgarth]

he runs fast, i mean really fast

 

[Psab keel]

Alien poses as a human journalist despite having godlike powers.

 

[Darthgarth]

he can change into any animal but only a hawk or black panther mostly

 

[robn1]

A scientist gets really mad and rips his clothes.

 

[Darthgarth]

they try their best, the judges can be really harsh alot

 

[Fritzy525]

Four dudes make each other do a bunch of embarrassing stuff. Fritzy couldn't write a good enough description, making him tonight's big loser...

 

[Darthgarth]

the supers are mainly bad although they seem good and the normals are mainly good although they appear bad

 

[jkno]

A dude has his rug peed on

 

[Psab keel]

Are they alive or are they dead? You decide, on mystery box island!