Describe a video game in the most bland way possible

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The Terminator

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Kidnapped ginger kid grows up to become a faceless grunt. Killing hundreds of different aliens while delivering ironic one liners to his AI sidekick, in his head.
Usually saving the world in the process.
 

Sluis Van Shipyards

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Mercenary finds he has magic powers, goes on a killing spree targeting government soldiers, and then kills a blind man. (trickier, but related to a popular subject of this site...)
 

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Solo4114

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You walk and drive around a city at night. It's a really unpleasant night, though, made worse by the fact that you're in the middle of a fight with a guy you know from work.

(Arkham Knight)



You and 3 other friends go to Bolivia for a work trip.

(Ghost Recon: Wildlands)


It's a game where you pretend to build PCs.

(PC Building Simulator. Seriously, I have no frickin' idea what the appeal of these "Mundane Task Simulator" style games is.)
 

sztriki

Sr Member
It's a game where you pretend to build PCs.

(PC Building Simulator. Seriously, I have no frickin' idea what the appeal of these "Mundane Task Simulator" style games is.)
Too true, but there are two gems:
Papers, Please and Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.
 

RedheadKevin

Active Member
- A frog hops across a street.
- A plumber gets catfished everywhere he goes.
- You drive around a crappy town and try not to get killed by hookers.
- A transvestite kills a bunch of aliens
- It's golf. You play golf.
 

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