Describe a video game in the most bland way possible

[harrisonp]

Yeah it’s actually really difficult

 

[The Terminator]

Kidnapped ginger kid grows up to become a faceless grunt. Killing hundreds of different aliens while delivering ironic one liners to his AI sidekick, in his head.
Usually saving the world in the process.

 

[Gimpdiggity]

Kidnapped ginger kid grows up to become a faceless grunt. Killing hundreds of different aliens while delivering ironic one liners to his AI sidekick, in his head.
Usually saving the world in the process.

SPARTANS aren’t grunts!!!!

 

[Sluis Van Shipyards]

Mercenary finds he has magic powers, goes on a killing spree targeting government soldiers, and then kills a blind man. (trickier, but related to a popular subject of this site...)

 

[ZeroSum]

Shoot things n' stuff.

 

[xl97]

Shooting Ducks!

 

[DARKSIDE72]

Witcher and RDR?

Yes lol

 

[The Terminator]

SPARTANS aren’t grunts!!!!

Demon!

 

[sztriki]

Every conspiracy theory is true.

 

[Analyzer]

U R faking tasks I saw.

a video game where you have to convince people to watch you take out the trash or you get voted off

 

[Solo4114]

You walk and drive around a city at night. It's a really unpleasant night, though, made worse by the fact that you're in the middle of a fight with a guy you know from work.

(Arkham Knight)



You and 3 other friends go to Bolivia for a work trip.

(Ghost Recon: Wildlands)


It's a game where you pretend to build PCs.

(PC Building Simulator. Seriously, I have no frickin' idea what the appeal of these "Mundane Task Simulator" style games is.)

 

[sztriki]

It's a game where you pretend to build PCs.

(PC Building Simulator. Seriously, I have no frickin' idea what the appeal of these "Mundane Task Simulator" style games is.)

Too true, but there are two gems:
Papers, Please and Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.

 

[RedheadKevin]

- A frog hops across a street.
- A plumber gets catfished everywhere he goes.
- You drive around a crappy town and try not to get killed by hookers.
- A transvestite kills a bunch of aliens
- It's golf. You play golf.

 

[Joek3rr]

A woman who never talk jumps through colored holes, and is, promised she will get cake.

 

[zapwizard]

/\ Portal

A city dedicated to paragliding enthusiasts is the site of tens of thousands of murders every day.

 

[Fritzy525]

Robotic furries go on a killing rampage in a pizzeria.

 

[CB2001]

And Then There Were None, but with Astronauts.

 

[Tantive1]

Blue vermin collects trinkets. Quickly.

 

[dascoyne]

Sonic.
Like the opposite of Jenga.

 

[The Brahma Bull]

Painkiller addicted Cop kills lot of thugs in slow motion.