Describe a video game in the most bland way possible

[Sluis Van Shipyards]

I'm stealing this from a GOG.com post, but it was funny. Describe a video game in the most bland boring way possible. Try to use games we should know. Do this like the Choose One post where you answer it then add your own.

Man (or woman) goes in search of his son and faces danger from new neighborhood occupants while acting simultaneously as a community planner and contractor in an area that is being redeveloped.

 

[harrisonp]

That’s FALLOUT 4

Unaccompanied minor uses sword and stolen antiques to overthrow a monarch

 

[Monkey67]

What is Zelda?

 

[Laspector]

There was this game where you shot at stuff.

 

[RodanAZ]

Forza 7: the loading page simulator...

 

[Psab keel]

A plumber and his brother fight oversized turtles and pick onions.

 

[Psab keel]

There was this game where you shot at stuff.

I'm literally LOLing at this. It's so perfectly bland and yet so descriptive of millions of games.... Oh man I'm dying!

 

[joberg]

A bunch of people, stuck in a spaceship, battling a critter

 

[Sluis Van Shipyards]

Alien?

Corporate employee has a workplace accident that leaves him with prosthesis, leads him to go to war with mirrors, and culminates in a tour of an imaginative climate change project.

 

[Analyzer]

this game where you vote for favorite color out of up to 10 colors and the least popular one has to leave the game

and in between votes you have to walk around and pick up trash and stuff until there are only a few colors left

 

[sztriki]

Alien?

Corporate employee has a workplace accident that leaves him with prosthesis, leads him to go to war with mirrors, and culminates in a tour of an imaginative climate change project.

Gotta replay DX: HR now, thanks...

Highly specialised pest control man looking for adopted daughter.

 

[jkno]

Quiet guy in an orange suit travels within a large laboratory using a crowbar

 

[JPH]

Amnesiac searches fo relevance

 

[Ron]

Ball-shaped fellow eats his way through a haunted maze.

 

[sztriki]

Amnesiac searches fo relevance

Vague it up a little bit...

 

[Gimpdiggity]

this game where you vote for favorite color out of up to 10 colors and the least popular one has to leave the game

and in between votes you have to walk around and pick up trash and stuff until there are only a few colors left

U R faking tasks I saw.

 

[Monkey67]

A knight loves to run around in his whitey tighties fighting monsters looking for a princess.

 

[harrisonp]

Privileged twenty something crashes economy of tropical island

 

[xl97]

Running through a jungle... jumping over PITS!

 

[harrisonp]

A knight loves to run around in his whitey tighties fighting monsters looking for a princess.

Breath of the Wild?

Running through a jungle... jumping over PITS!

Uncharted of course!