I've seen a lot of bad movies, movies that many of you have put on this list and movies that I've intentionally rented because I knew they would be crap. Hell, I've sat all the way through to the end of Eight Legged Freaks only to satisfy my morbid curiousity to see how it all ends. These are the movies that were so unredeeming that they made me amuse myself by counting ceiling tiles or theater seats just to stay awake. These are the movie I just got up and walked out of. These are the movie I took out of the DVD tray and mailed back to Netflix before they were over.
G.I. Joe
Deep Impact
Inglorious Basterds
Soylent Green
Screamers
Heaven's Gate
Land of the Dead
I'm sure I'll get opposition on Inglorious Basterds, I understand a lot of people really liked it. I just got tired of dialogue that sounded like Quentin Tarantino smoked a bowl then began writing. He's in love with the sound of his own dialogue and we have to suffer through it all because it's "clever" not intelligent. I walked out before the alleged "good part" at the end. To me it felt like I was in a theater next to Jim Carrey's character from Dumb and Dumber making the world's most annoying noise in my ear.
G.I. Joe, I'll admit I'm a die-hard Larry Hama fan so I had hopes for this movie but what happened was so tragic it made the 80's cartoon feel like a Wes Anderson movie.
I just couldn't finish watching any of these. I'm sure there's a couple of dozen others to add to this list but I only wanted to list the ones I don't recall anyone else listing so far.