Forget trying to soften it, just demand a refund. Wrong size and arrived damaged. You are covered for stuff like this on an auction. Get your money back.
That was my first instinct, but with the event I'm wearing Star Lord to approaching in in a couple of weeks, I'm running out of time. There's no point in a Star Lord without the red jacket.
Star Lord's rocket controls - Surely I'm not the first person to look at those and think "Those have to be cheap MP3 players"?
The circle in the middle definitely looks like it's got "> >> << II" markings, right?