Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

just watched this at work in our massive sound studio screen. it looks good, the action looks good in it's Bayish style. but god, why yeezus why does Mikey have a pig face?? It's like their the garbage pail kids but green #meh

Don't mock garbage pail kids! :lol
 
And you guys were upset about Robocop? Two words: turtle lips.

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Not impressed at all honestly. The Henson turtles look more convincing than this new age stuff. I'm just not digging it at all, and I am seriously HUGE fan of TMNT. This has got to be about one of the worst iterations I have seen some from the mainstream.
 
Got to hand it to Megan Fox, even when she is in movies loaded with CGI characters, her acting still manages to be the most unrealistic aspect.

Can somebody get Michael Bay to play with George Lucas and leave my childhood memories alone.
 
Please don't watch this opening day fan-boys. Looks TURDLE-TASTIC...

The reviews sound bad. Slaughtering of the source material aside, the description of the turtles look is enough to make me avoid this.

the only way I Will see this is on matinee pricing, or bargain bin blu ray mode. I can't get past the G D noses....they look like a pig.
 
The interwebs call these SHEEP.


A "great" idea: make fans of the original source HATE it and make "newbs" like it :facepalm


Pretty much this, yeah. the people making this movie arn't fans. they just want to do a good enough job that it makes a buck and they get paid.
A whole new generation of wanna be turtle fans will wind up liking this, and bashing what has come before...because it's not 'awesome' like the Bay version.
ugh..I feel the need to take a shower now :)
 
Pretty much this, yeah. the people making this movie arn't fans. they just want to do a good enough job that it makes a buck and they get paid.
A whole new generation of wanna be turtle fans will wind up liking this, and bashing what has come before...because it's not 'awesome' like the Bay version.
ugh..I feel the need to take a shower now :)

But that's what I fear will happen to older fans too after this movie. They'll never look at the franchise the same way...
 
But that's what I fear will happen to older fans too after this movie. They'll never look at the franchise the same way...

I am curious though... how many people on the interwebs who actually LIKE this stuff in the new trailer, have NEVER bothered with the franchise before? do they like it because they like Bay? do they like it because they honestly think it's cool? or do they like it because they feel the need to like what they think is going to be popular?

MOST classic turtle fans, THAT I KNOW, have been against it since we heard the words michael bay uttered.
 
For a Michael Bay fiasco, I was impressed how the trailer didn't exploit her. Faint praise, I know. And despite how much I don't like the Turtle design, that mask bit did make me chuckle.
 
I am curious though... how many people on the interwebs who actually LIKE this stuff in the new trailer, have NEVER bothered with the franchise before? do they like it because they like Bay? do they like it because they honestly think it's cool? or do they like it because they feel the need to like what they think is going to be popular?

MOST classic turtle fans, THAT I KNOW, have been against it since we heard the words michael bay uttered.

The movie will most definately resonate well with action-flick oriented males. Perhaps I'm afraid that Bay's turtles will become the new norm. :unsure
 
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