Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Post-release)

What did you think of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker?


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How do you show a body of someone who was just thrown down 100 stories or so? Terminal velocity kicks in WAY before that. You'd just have a red splotch.

Not quite true. Unfortunately from experience, and talking to some firefighters who were in NY on a particular day, I can say that bodies hold up better than you'd think in those scenarios. They don't just disintegrate or turn into nothing. I'll spare everyone the details.

Human terminal velocity is only around 120 mph.
 
Pretty sure Tarkin is out there somewhere, no body was shown. To be fair Vader may have just fainted as well and Luke decided to burn the costume. Porkins is probably fine as well. It's pretty rude of Luke not to look up his old mate Biggs, no coroner was standing next to his body saying "well, he'd be pushing up the daisies now". Also think about the many hundreds of TIE and X-wing pilots who are still in totally uncomfirmed status after their spacecrafts exploded to smithereens, who knows what has become of them...? :lol:
 
Pretty sure Tarkin is out there somewhere, no body was shown. To be fair Vader may have just fainted as well and Luke decided to burn the costume. Porkins is probably fine as well. It's pretty rude of Luke not to look up his old mate Biggs, no coroner was standing next to his body saying "well, he'd be pushing up the daisies now". Also think about the many hundreds of TIE and X-wing pilots who are still in totally uncomfirmed status after their spacecrafts exploded to smithereens, who knows what has become of them...? :lol:
"[Character] should return!" fans in a nutshell!
 
Not quite true. Unfortunately from experience, and talking to some firefighters who were in NY on a particular day, I can say that bodies hold up better than you'd think in those scenarios. They don't just disintegrate or turn into nothing. I'll spare everyone the details.

Human terminal velocity is only around 120 mph.

Either way, you can't show that result in 1983 without getting bumped to R :)
Pretty sure Tarkin is out there somewhere, no body was shown. To be fair Vader may have just fainted as well and Luke decided to burn the costume. Porkins is probably fine as well. It's pretty rude of Luke not to look up his old mate Biggs, no coroner was standing next to his body saying "well, he'd be pushing up the daisies now". Also think about the many hundreds of TIE and X-wing pilots who are still in totally uncomfirmed status after their spacecrafts exploded to smithereens, who knows what has become of them...? :lol:

I like that. Given the abysmal tack they took for Luke in the ST - it'd be right in line with that thinking that anakin lived, luke hid him and burned the costume.
 
Although the difference in the concept of life between Jedi and Sith have been explored before (Jedi become force ghosts and live on in spirit while Sith live on clinging to the mortal plane, the most prominent example being Darth Sion), it has not been introduced to the movie seeing audience.

the only line we get regarding prologining life is about Darth Plagueis, a Sith legend who could create life due to his knowledge that he could keep people from dying. However, he is unable to save himself which already sets a stripulation (assuming Palps isn’t lying which he could be to seduce Anakin).

it is very possible that Palpatine throughout the years built on this knowledge and thus mastered the ability to also “save himself” from death but then that should be shown on screen in RoS and hinted at throughout the trilogy (maybe Snoke is busy with research and Kylo is constantly tasked with finding holocrons but didn’t know why until RoS). It could have then explained Rey’s sudden ability to give life to others which would have tied better with maybe her also being a clone and getting Palpatine’s knowledge by osmosis since giving life is not a power learnable from a Jedi (the light side).

This also raises the question then that how are we to assume Palpatine is really dead. Reflecting lightning back isn’t much more different than shocking yourself while falling down a shaft and I doubt reflecting force lightning would actually kill Palpatine (he survived Windu). Plus, we now know that Palpatine has the knowledge to “save himself” and if he can do that after falling down a shaft, exploding, and getting caught up in the Death Star exploding, I don’t see why he can’t do it here. Hence why having the ability to revive without some limitation is bad storytelling.
Without a vessel to inhabit, like another body, or an item like a mask or some such thing. Palpatine be gone. Unless someone figures out how bring him back from the Netherworld. Sorta like the Disciples of Ragnos do to Ragnos in 'Jedi Academy.' I mean the only reason Palpatine is back is because of the Sith Eternal cult.
 
Sorry, I must have missed him in TFA (the start). My vision was blurred by nostalgia when I saw that one in the theater
The Phantom Menace.....
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And TFA...
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That's totally true. I'll amp up sarcasm even more:
Fans: they need to maek moar sekwuels too!
*studio makes more and more schlock sequels to cash in*
Fans: Why stoodyos so greedy maek crap moovies for moneys?!

To this day I have no clue why half the world wants BTTF 4 for example...

I have no idea why anyone wants ANY sequels anymore. Every single one of them is crap. When James Cameron puts out all of the Avatar sequels, they'll be crap too. The only reason Star Wars did it was because Lucas said the saga was 9 movies long so people expected it. Look what we got out of it. Nobody cares about telling compelling stories anymore, it's all about money for the sake of money. It's all about holding your finger in the air and doing what public opinion today says you should. That's why these things will never last. It's why they're all crap.
 
Without a vessel to inhabit, like another body, or an item like a mask or some such thing. Palpatine be gone. Unless someone figures out how bring him back from the Netherworld. Sorta like the Disciples of Ragnos do to Ragnos in 'Jedi Academy.' I mean the only reason Palpatine is back is because of the Sith Eternal cult.

Which, franky, is complete BS because none of that existed in 1983. It's simple retcon to justify something stupid.

I mean, with what they just did, there is absolutely NO REASON AT ALL the next flick can't bring him back yet again and say, 'you think exagol was his only back up plan? He's got back up's for his backups'. I mean, WTF?, why not go all Harry Potter and he can have 7 back ups in case the first 6 all get @#$^'ed up?

"Come on broom boy, strike me down and let me inhabit you and we can rule the galaxy!"
 
Absolutely none of that was planned. JJ Abrams came back after the train wreck that was TLJ, desperate for a way to tie it all together. He didn't set it up in TFA and pay it off in ROS. That's one of the biggest problems with the sequel series. It was all made up on the spot.
*cough* as was the OT *cough*
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And also that's a lie. Much of the ST was planned. Luke as broken self exiled old man- planned. Kylo's story- planned. Rey becoming a Skywalker- planned. So why do you assume this wasn't planned? Who the heck is showing Kylo the darkness? It ain't Anakin.
 
Which, franky, is complete BS because none of that existed in 1983. It's simple retcon to justify something stupid.

I mean, with what they just did, there is absolutely NO REASON AT ALL the next flick can't bring him back yet again and say, 'you think exagol was his only back up plan? He's got back up's for his backups'. I mean, WTF?, why not go all Harry Potter and he can have 7 back ups in case the first 6 all get @#$^'ed up?

"Come on broom boy, strike me down and let me inhabit you and we can rule the galaxy!"
Not really. How a Sith can cheat death has pretty much been established before hand. A Sith has to prevent his spirit from becoming one with the Force.
 
The only thing worse than a bad film is slavish devotion to a bad film. Entertainment may be subjective but quality is not. I am sick and tired of the explanations as to “why it all makes sense and why it’s good”. Just say you liked it, what you liked about it and be done. No one’s getting convinced. Ever. It’s a damn movie, and some people here are acting like we’re fighting in the Crusades.
 
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