Perfect review here.
The PopScience Review: Symbolism or Not, 'Prometheus' Still Fails as a Compelling Story
A few highlights.
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Scott, Lindelof and Jon Spaihts are clearly intelligent people who know a lot of interesting things about a lot of interesting stuff. And, finding clues to a greater meaning in a story can be fascinating and great fun. But, for symbolism to have any real meaning, it has to make sense. It has to serve the story, and it has to come organically. The shotgun-symbolism of
LOST, where countless bits of disparate philosophical ideas were blasted onto the canvas and allowed to mean everything or nothing, depending on the knowledge base of the viewer, is not storytelling. You can take the worst Eddie Murphy movie and load it with potent religious symbolism, and it’s still going to suck. Why? Because, it’s still a dumb Eddie Murphy movie injected with potent religious symbolism. The symbolism is irrelevant if there isn’t a good plot or well-drawn characters to carry the themes through. "
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Prometheus. Early on, we’re introduced to ship’s captain Janek (Idris Elba) and two forgettable pilot characters who clearly have no interest in discovering an alien civilization. They are stereotypical “we’re in it for the money” types. Our storytellers never spend enough time with these pilots to humanize them, and Janek’s main purpose earlier in the film is to get Vickers (Charlize Theron) into bed and find out if she’s a robot. (He succeeds, and she isn’t. Hooray for Janek.) Later in the film, when a big alien ship containing dangerous black goo – and one angry Engineer - is headed to Earth to carry out that 2,000-year-old vendetta against humanity, Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace) basically says, “Hey, you guys gotta stop that ship from leaving or Earth is finished!” And they basically say, “Well, we don’t have any guns, so I guess we’ll just crash into it and die!” You know, like Kirk’s dad in
Star Trek, or a million other movies. And, these three characters, who have in their minimal screen time shown almost nothing but apathy, are all suddenly super-patriots, and are visibly cheerful about dying for Earth. I thought they were going to start chest-bumping and high-fiving each other as they crashed into the alien ship and vaporized. Tellingly, nobody in the audience cheered. People actually laughed (including me).
So, what is gained by threading themes of sacrifice into
Prometheus if we aren’t affected by it when it happens? It is commendable to explore it as a theme, but the movie I watched was a logic-free sci-fi explode-a-thon, full of stock characters and wonky physics and ideas and set-pieces I’ve seen before, with bits of philosophical dialogue squeezed in here and there. Nobody behaves like a real human, so vital human themes are lost. The details chronicled by Cavalorn are there, but they’re really just Easter eggs for the erudite, hidden in a squall of screaming and disemboweling and stuff blowing up. "
Thats all this movie is, Alien with dumb "potent religious symbolism" sprinkled in.
I shouldn't say that, Alien at least had some characters you got to know and sort of liked or sympathized with. This is just a poor rip off of Alien with dumb "potent religious symbolism".
How to write a script for Prometheus and use Alien as a outline...
Ship going to investigate a planet, check!
Crew wakes up and has breakfast, nobody wants to be there, check!
Find spacejockeys, check!
Find alien life, check!
Crew gets infected, check!
Flamethrowers, check!
Alien coming out of a body cavity, check!
Corporate secrets, check!
Robot getting his head pulled off, check!
Female lead being chased by alien, check!
But how to make it different, I know lets have David Lindelof add some of his "potent religious symbolism" :rolleyes
"Lindelof said. "This movie is about realizing his vision. He's only directed three science-fiction films, and now 'Prometheus' is one of them, and if he told me to jump off a bridge, I would."
Ridley could get on that please, find him the nearest bridge.:lol