New Conan Poster - cooler than movie will ever be

[Paul Andrew]

Motion Poster for Conan the Barbarian Hits! | Superhero Hype

I like the Frazzetta inspiration going on, but this movie will blow. :lol

 

[OldKen]

Yeah and I'm sorry. He is bigger than ME. But not big enough for Conan.

He doesn't have to be arnies Conan sized. But I just don't see Conan here.

The "poster" looks cool though.

 

[CessnaDriver]

Conan the Chippendale battles his running mascara.

My prediction is in and out of theaters as fast as Jonah Hex.
Only now in 3D kids!

 

[CessnaDriver]

My dream......
http://www.chud.com/23767/the-conan-that-could-have-been/

 

[OldKen]

See, THAT looks like Conan.

Not like Arnie Conan.

But Conan.

 

[General Anesthesia]

I always though Sonny Landham from the original Predator movie could've pulled off the look with the right gear but much time has passed since then and now he's gotten quite a bit.....softer, than he was in the old days.

 

[El Duderino]

The only thing that can ruin this movie is a PG-13 rating.

 

[Qui-Gonzalez]

Crappy writing could ruin it more than a PG-13 rating could.

 

[terryr]

Don't worry. IT'S IN 3-D. All is well.

 

[Jet Beetle]

Whats the name of the actor who played the air gun killer in Country for Old Men - hes got the right face but would need to work out for a year.

 

[Qui-Gonzalez]

Javier Bardem. Nothing a few cycles on the juice could not solve.

 

[El Duderino]

Crappy writing could ruin it more than a PG-13 rating could.

Yeah, but Rated R gore and boobies can save bad writing. :lol

 

[CessnaDriver]

What could go wrong?
One of the writers wrote "The Crow:Wicked Prayer".

Surely somone worthy to follow in the steps of REH.

 

[Mola Rob]

Doesn't anyone read the original stories before creating Conan artwork? Conan had a hairy chest in the stories. Put some hair on him and he would be perfect.

 

[Apollo]

Yeah cool poster but I'm not holding out any hope for the Movie as well! :lol

 

[CessnaDriver]

YouTube - Robert E Howard describes Conan

 

[CTF]

Yeah, I prefer those bangs on Bettie Page.

 

[patsmear]

As a talk show host he is ok, as a barbarian, nah I don't see it.

 

[Mola Rob]

Conan has "sullen" or "smoldering" blue eyes and a black "square-cut mane". Howard once described him as having a hairy chest and, while comic book interpretations often portray Conan as wearing a loincloth or other minimalist clothing, Howard describes the character as wearing whatever garb is typical for the land and culture in which Conan finds himself.

 

[Ozymandius]

I had high hopes for this movie until I looked up the director on IMDB.

That strong breeze you feel while passing the theatre will be coming from the massive suck from the screens inside.