HMSwolfe
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Yeah, is it really Christmas without Hans Gruber’s phony American accent?Die Hard? A Christmas Story?
Yeah, is it really Christmas without Hans Gruber’s phony American accent?Die Hard? A Christmas Story?
Die Hard maybe. Never seen A Christmas Story.Die Hard? A Christmas Story?
A Christmas Story is overrated IMO. Watch Bad Santa instead.Die Hard maybe. Never seen A Christmas Story.
Bad Santa is pretty good.A Christmas Story is overrated IMO. Watch Bad Santa instead.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and not call this sexist right out of the gate, but please go back and re-read that first paragraph again and realize how it can really come off that way. "It's almost the exact same origin as batman (losing a parent/parents) and spending their money to become a superhero", but somehow it's more believable that Michael Keaton would be that guy than Hailee Stanfield?First, I'm just not interested in the Kate Bishop character. So she's a rich girl who just decides to become a superhero, so I guess that's all it takes? I know Batman haa a similar premise, but I feel this is pretty flimsy. I don't care about the character at all. Poor little rich girl, mommy pays for everything, including all her training to be a superhero.
I also just don't believe Haley Steinfeld as some sort of vigilante bad-ass that can fight off multiple attackers twice her size, when she displays no muscle tone and can barely even run. Taking martial arts from the age of 5 doesn't mean someone can take on multiple attackers at the same time, and be able to shrug off injuries like nothing happened. There's tons of people that take martial arts from an early age, it doesn't work that way. I get there's a suspension of disbelief in the superhero/action hero genre, but give me something to help me out. Show some reason why she was trained to do that (like in Batman Begins) and get an actor that seems believable as someone who is supposed to have physically trained and honed their body their entire life to be an elite athlete and fighter, not just someone who looks cute and is famous.
This is literally not even close to the most ridiculous set of coincidences the Avengers have had and made use of.There's also a lot of lazy writing. I get that it's based on a specific comic arc, so I don't know how closely it's following that, but there's a lot of dumb stuff. The character origin is, as I said, flimsy, as is the circumstances in which Kate meets and works with Hawkeye. She (unintentionally) wrecks a bell tower at her school on a dare or a bet, so she has to go home and attend a galla in which she just happens to be dressed exactly like the cater waiters, which enables her to pretend to be one (how many times have we seen that before) so she can easily walk right into the super-secret rich people's auction (attended by her soon-to-be step dad) where they auction off her personal hero's sword and costume. And how did the auction organizers get them? Maybe it'll be revealed plausibly later, but it hasn't been yet. Then she wears the costume (which fits, for some reason), stumbles upon a murder of a family friend and takes on a crime syndicate, and meets her personal hero that she's lived her whole life trying to be like.
Hawkeye may be recognized if people are paying attention/HAVE HIS NAME (like the guy who comped his dinner, since Clint probably made a reservation), but he doesn't go out of his way to get attention. He's always been the most low-key of the Avengers, shying away from the spotlight (yet he gets mildly salty about not selling as many toys). Also.. he's kind of a dick to the majority of people, so why would they be nice to him? Even celebrities get pushback if they're consistently a dick.Also, Hawkeye just walks into a police crime scene/fire undetected, even though it's been established that people know who he is on sight, can't find his Ronin costume, but he does find a major clue of a sticker for a LARP group on the fire engine (what? Why is that even a thing, putting personal stickers on a fire engine?) which takes him into a LARPing event - again, people recognize him instantly, but don't really get that excited. I mean, if Tom Cruise or LeBron James showed up at your event, do you think people would give them **** about following the rules? No, they'd be let in immediately, fawned over and be swarmed by fans, not talked down to. Also, I'm pretty sure LARPing events don't just give you a character and costume when you register, but whatever. Also, Clint is choosing to go on this little adventure to get his costume back (we don't really have a good reason why as of yet) instead of being with his family at Christmas time, who are such an important part of his life that he was devastated when he lost them to Thanos, but I guess the costume and protecting a girl he just met are more important now.
Sorry for the rant, I'm just tired of lazy writing. Maybe my disbelief is just getting harder to suspend the more I see things like this.
My opinion is not sexist. My point was that we've seen a rich person become a superhero in part by using his wealth with Batman (among others). But in Batman Begins, Bruce left everything behind and risked his life and fortune to learn how to be a one man army. Kate just stayed in her privileged life and was enabled by her mother. You can argue his decions are also childish at times, and that his privilege allows him to bankroll his obsession, but his character is presented as flawed, and far more nuanced than what has been shown from Kate Bishop. We've already had two episodes to give some backstory to Kate, so while I get that it's a series and more may be coming, I'd like more than just a cartoon credit sequence that shows her training at this point. I understand that the series is called "Hawkeye" not "Kate Bishop," so we're splitting our time between two leads, but they introduced her character to the audience for the first time in this series, so maybe they should give us some more reason to care about her. I can't connect with a spoiled rich girl - she destroys an entire building and her mom just cancels her credit cards and makes her go to a galla? Maybe the writers actually want us to dislike her so she has some redemption as a hero later, but it doesn't seem like it. I get that they wanted a lighter tone for this series, but if someone is going to be a vigilante who smashes in people's faces, I think we can also do with a little better background and a more believable lead.I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and not call this sexist right out of the gate, but please go back and re-read that first paragraph again and realize how it can really come off that way. "It's almost the exact same origin as batman (losing a parent/parents) and spending their money to become a superhero", but somehow it's more believable that Michael Keaton would be that guy than Hailee Stanfield?
Okay.
This is literally not even close to the most ridiculous set of coincidences the Avengers have had and made use of.
Hawkeye may be recognized if people are paying attention/HAVE HIS NAME (like the guy who comped his dinner, since Clint probably made a reservation), but he doesn't go out of his way to get attention. He's always been the most low-key of the Avengers, shying away from the spotlight (yet he gets mildly salty about not selling as many toys). Also.. he's kind of a dick to the majority of people, so why would they be nice to him? Even celebrities get pushback if they're consistently a dick.
Context recognition is huge. Who would expect to see a freaking Avenger at a random fire in New York? Also, he's literally working to avoid being noticed and doing what a lot of people do "walk with purpose and pretend you belong there". Random lookee-loos on the sidelines don't know what a fire investigator look like. I probably would have assumed that's what he was since he just strolled right in and made himself at home.
I don't know what the regs for personalizing things on NYC first responder vehicles is, but I don't think it's that out of line to assume it might happen.
As for the Ronin costume... just because the Track Suit Mafia is a bunch of morons doesn't mean everyone is. It could wind up in the hands of someone who actually has a brain (like Echo, who was shown at the end of episode 2) and they might have resources to get DNA or something from it that might lead them to him/his family. Echo, in the comics, works for Kingpin, so it's entirely possible she could have those resources. That's just off the top of my head.
If you don't like the show, that's cool. Not everyone has to like the same things. But it's not necessarily lazy writing. It might be something that just hasn't been addressed yet.
so she decides to become a superhero on the spot, grows up having her mom pay for everything, succeeds at becoming a superhero at the age of 22,
You also go into that with years more info in your head on Bruce/Batman than you do Kate.My opinion is not sexist. My point was that we've seen a rich person become a superhero in part by using his wealth with Batman (among others). But in Batman Begins, Bruce left everything behind and risked his life and fortune to learn how to be a one man army. Kate just stayed in her privileged life and was enabled by her mother. You can argue his decions are also childish at times, and that his privilege allows him to bankroll his obsession, but his character is presented as flawed, and far more nuanced than what has been shown from Kate Bishop. We've already had two episodes to give some backstory to Kate, so while I get that it's a series and more may be coming, I'd like more than just a cartoon credit sequence that shows her training at this point. I understand that the series is called "Hawkeye" not "Kate Bishop," so we're splitting our time between two leads, but they introduced her character to the audience for the first time in this series, so maybe they should give us some more reason to care about her. I can't connect with a spoiled rich girl - she destroys an entire building and her mom just cancels her credit cards and makes her go to a galla? Maybe the writers actually want us to dislike her so she has some redemption as a hero later, but it doesn't seem like it. I get that they wanted a lighter tone for this series, but if someone is going to be a vigilante who smashes in people's faces, I think we can also do with a little better background and a more believable lead.