At least the Twinkie connection goes back to the first film...
Here's my attempt at well-reasoned. I try not to "hate" anything. Hate is a fear-based survival reflex against something unknown, and therefore scary. E.g., people who don't understand homosexuality hating gays... rather than making the effort to educate themselves and lose the "unknown" aspect and, hopefully, at least some of the fear. Meanwhile, I understand far too much about this film, and the general Hollywood disease it's a symptom of. For what it's worth, I did not like Bridesmaids, and turned it off after about half. I watched it because people whose opinions I trusted said it was funny. I did not find it so. From the trailers and other advertising, I had zero interest in Spy, Trainwreck, or The Boss. Some of that is one-note comedians who I feel would be good if they pushed outside of their comfort zone*, but the one schtick they do is one that falls flat for me.
[*
Good examples of this are the "serious" movies from folks like Will Farrell, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, or Ben Stiller. I enjoy "Blades of Glory", for instance, but I love
"Stranger Than Fiction". I enjoy "Earth Girls Are Easy", but I love
"The Truman Show" and "The Majestic".]
So far this century, I've had the soft reboot that was the Star Wars Prequels (new characters, new actors playing established characters, story that contradicts many details and timeline of the original films), GI Joe and Transformers films that almost but not quite completely fail to include anything that would actually make them GI Joe or Transformers (generic action movie, and generic giant robots from space movie, missing most of the lore and tech and characterization that made the originals unique offerings), TMNT that fails slightly worse (maybe start by having actual mutated turtle adolescents who study Japanese martial arts, and take some inspiration for the characters and/or plot of the comics/cartoon, as the original films did...), and the not-quite-hard-but-very-firm reboot that was Enterprise/JJ-Trek (apparently, Our Heroes meddling with First Contact spun off this new universe where everything advances faster and stuff happens differently but with strong parallels).
Trek is the one I can point to most clearly for "crapping on my childhood", and is what I use as a counter to the people saying all the old stuff is still there. Yes. It is. And CBS/Paramount have pretty much said we'll never be revisiting the Prime timeline, so this is what we're stuck with. Every new episode, every new film is a reminder that I will never get any further adventures of people who know or remember Picard or Sisko or Janeway, we'll never see how things get rebuilt and moved forward a decade or a century after the Dominion War, we'll never see What Comes Next. That disappointment and depression was enough that I couldn't even look at the old series or books or tech manuals for
several years. Extreme distaste for what those in creative control have chosen to do going forward with an intellectual property I love.
Same here. I don't inherently dislike the actors involved. With good writing and good directing, I think I'd probably enjoy watching what they could do -- especially if they had to stretch a bit outside of the sorts of gags they were used to. I still really am not a fan of the production design. It happens. Their Ecto 1 should have been completely different, reboot
or sequel. The original was what it was because it was the cheapest piece of garbage Ray could find that was big enough to haul them and all their gear. Different cicumstances this time out. An old SWAT truck or news van would probably be a new team's best bet. The orange stripes just look bad. The gear looks too intentionally "cobbled-together" -- a skilled tinkerer can design and cut and weld and finish some pretty good looking things in the garage. And this is the sort of gear that
really needs that kind of attention to detail so it doesn't, y'know, explode and destroy a city block.
I don't hate this Ghostbusters. I have an extreme distaste reflex toward what I've seen so far, and I have a serious dislike for the corporate and creative decisions made and the people who made them. It "steps on my childhood" because the people making it have told all of us who are invested in that original sequence of events and the characters who lived them "they're gone, never coming back". That might change, as The Powers That Be in control of this, Trek, TMNT, GI Joe, or Transformers could see the error of their ways and reboot the reboot to get us back to the right setting. But I ain't holding my breath.
In the meantime, I've gotten pretty good over the years at parsing actual content out of the fabricated presentation that is a trailer. I notice out-of-context or -sequence shots, I notice how it is telling us to feel about this or that... and I try to see the reality of the film behind it. For close to twenty years, I've developed a sense where if I don't finish the trailer looking forward to seeing whatever, I know something's amiss, and I rewatch more closely. I was thrilled with the Phantom Menace teaser up until right after the podracer POV shot where we were shown kid Anakin, naked Threepio, and -- especially -- Jar-Jar getting his tongue shocked by the plasma stream. That was where my brain started going "Wait... what?" I was practically crying with joy when I saw the teaser for JJ-Trek, but right at the end, as more of the ship is semi-revealed, I noticed it didn't look right. The name and registry were in the wrong place, but if this was the saucer they were building on the ground (per the extant lore), why were the warp engines there, and in place...? Both of those left me with a vague "uh-oh" that the films bore out.
So, based on what I've seen and know, I will at some point see this film. But I will not directly and intentionally spend money on it. I will not contribute to its opening-weekend take. I will not contribute to DVD sales. I see this Ghostbusters as tremendously disrespectful to the fans that built the franchise, and I will not reward them for that. I do not have an inherent problem with the actors or their characters, but the way both are being presented is indicative of a certain creative ethos I find repellent. That's fine. There are a lot of people who
do like Bridesmaids, Spy, and The Boss. I just don't think it's the right kind of comedy for Ghostbusters. It's still perfectly valid in its own right. Want to do something original? G'head. Only don't call it "Ghostbusters". "Ghost Hunters", "Paranormal Activity", "Supernatural", "Ghost Adventures", "Ghost", "Thirteen Ghosts", "Scream", and a whole lot of other names are already taken, but someone somewhere could come up with something appropriate. Redoing a standalone film is okay-ish (Rear Window, Psycho, Ocean's Eleven, etc.). It can be better or worse than the previous incarnation(s). But when it's an ongoing story? Interrupting it and starting over is a lot more jarring. The moreso if it looks to be done disrespectfully, as -- IMO -- this does. It implies there was something wrong with how it was done the first time around (and, by extension, something wrong with us for liking it), more than redoing a standalone movie does.
So no, I'm not "excited for
any new Ghostbusters". I have higher standards. My expectations are raised by films one and two (which I liked), the cartoon, the comics, and the most recent video game. I would rather it fade into the slow, gentle oblvion of ancillary materials (like the new comics, maybe another video game) than get transmogrified like this. Over in Trek-land, "Endgame" would have been a seriously weak ending, as it was, but I would have preferred that to Nemesis, Enterprise, and JJ-Trek. A more engaging story has been kept alive over in the novels and comics, by far (Star Trek Online started off promising, but I don't like where they've gone with it). It's not just Ghostbusters, and it's not hate. At least, not on
my part. The studios, on the other hand... Well, if hate comes form lack of understanding something, and these studios so obviously don't understand what they have...
--Jonah