Snikt
Sr Member
I mean, really, to me, it doesn't matter who it is. The minutiae of the film doesn't really matter a ton to me. Oh, the Ecto-1 is a hearse instead of an ambulance? I don't care that much. The suits have a bright line across the chest instead of being just brown? Yeah, don't really care. The proton-pistol lick? Meh, don't really care.
What I care about, what bugs me the most, is that (1) they wanted to make this its own thing, so they severed it from the continuity of the original film.....buuuuuuuuut (2) they wanted to "be so, so respectful" to the first film, and to do that, they basically lifted a LOT of references.
Man, if you're gonna sever the film from the continuity, have the ****ing stones to let the film stand on its own. You went "it's a reboot" for a ******* reason. Make your choice, and own it. Don't try to have it both ways.
Ultimately, that's the biggest problem I see with this: it's trying to have it both ways. It's not as bad as having, say, a shot-for-shot remake like Gus Van Sant's Psycho, but still, the thing I keep coming back to is:
Why. Did. You. Bother?
Why bother disconnecting this film from the originals, if you were just going to ape it left and right? The trailer just makes the film look like a pointless remake with a gender swap. And sure, on its face, it's...you know, fine. Probably decently funny like most of the modern comedies you see nowadays. But really, why did this movie need to be made at all?
There doesn't seem to be nearly as much new stuff, or at least what's new seems totally overshadowed by the old stuff. I guess the thing that just really sticks in my craw is that they seem to have thrown the baby out with the bathwater. There was just no need to eliminate the continuity of the old films. This could ALWAYS have been a true sequel, instead of a remake.
Thats my problem that I dont seem to have an answer for. With most 80's/early 90's remakes (Total Recall, Robocop, nameless others), why? Those movies stand on their own and are great movies, so far, I havent seen a remake of a popular movie where I was like "oh man, they had a better vision than the original crew and it actually turned out better". This doesnt look like it could improve on the original AT ALL. And why does the studio think we need a movie with a ton of references to the other movie, or that its almost a shot for shot remake and use marketing like its a sequel when it has nothing to do with the originals? Dan, Bill, and Sigourney all have cameos, but they have nothing to do with the characters from the original. It baffles me. :facepalm Who is this movie for?