Ford W Maverick
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The whole time I was watching the trailer I kept thinking of the Robot Chicken sketch where they did the Hungry, Hungry, Hippos movie. Sadly, that looked like a better movie than Battleship.
Battleship 2012
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SVTStingRay
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its because of movies like this that i hope that the end-of-the-world mayan calendar thing really happens next year. someone or something needs to save us from hollywoods horrible movies.
tubachris85x
Master Member
This film will be 100% worth watching only if we see Liam Neesom at the end of the film, floating in the ocean holding onto piece of ship wreckage, and looking up, shaking his fist in the air, and yelling "YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!!"
Lol.. that would be so awesome!
Ford W Maverick
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SVTStingRay, you mean movies like Roland Emmerich's 2012 movie? 
I was watching the teaser for Prometheus when I saw this above it. I clicked on the Battleship video. After watching for a few seconds I actually thought it was a joke. You know, clips from other movies put together to make some new movie. Then I realized it was an actual film. Yep, this movie will flop big time. Liam must need the money I guess........
Lynn TXP 0369
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I still think it looks like a fun film.
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OUTATIME1984
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i have a feeling it will be in theaters for a month then in the $5 dvd bin at walmart. as far as the hot wheels made into a movie they have a Thrill racers segment that has 5 segments with about 4-5 cars each they could do a movie around that like Accelearacers or Battle force 5
God forbid they make an actual realistic film about modern naval warfare.
There are lots of scenerios if they took the time to think it out, or had the courage.
Such a waste is all that goes through my mind.
All that money and FX, it could be glorious.
There are lots of scenerios if they took the time to think it out, or had the courage.
Such a waste is all that goes through my mind.
All that money and FX, it could be glorious.
cayman shen
Master Member
Incidentally, why the **** is LIAM NEESON in this? Did he lose a bet or something?
cayman shen
Master Member
That's setting the bar pretty low. I've had a better time when sick children barfed on me than watching Transformers. :lol
Ford W Maverick
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I liked the first Transformers. I mean, the plot was shallow as hell, but it wasn't meant to be. It was meant to be a big old robot-on-robot explodeyfest and that's what it delivered.
That being said the second one sucked balls. I haven't even seen the third one based on the level of ball-suckery in the second one.
That being said the second one sucked balls. I haven't even seen the third one based on the level of ball-suckery in the second one.
Jm419
Sr Member
This. The title sounds like they ran out of space...
"Dark Side of the Moon won't fit on the line, Mr. Bay."
"Fine. Cut out a word."
"Which one?"
"I don't care."
crabra comander
Master Member
Saw the suit, got pumped, shotgunned a Monster can, went to my physical.
There we go...that'd have been my quote if it'd been me saying what you said.
HATE that movie.
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SmilingOtter
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The third made me forgive Bay for the second. The parents aren't nearly as annoying, the two jive-talking robots are gone, the new girlfriend is hotter than Megan Fox, and when Optimus cuts loose, you see why he's a Prime.
As for Battleship, I'll go into it expecting Sy-Fy level cheesy badness, and who knows, it may be better than I expect.
As for Battleship, I'll go into it expecting Sy-Fy level cheesy badness, and who knows, it may be better than I expect.
