A question to all Predator fans

WE have ears?

I would run around town with my new agility and do the most badass thing ever trip someone while being invisible.
 
First... I would question "How the heck did I become a PREDATOR?". Second... I would tie up my dreads to my liking. Third... I would make a list of all the humans needing a "makeover in blood", then PREDATOR-ily stealthily go hunting for the closest one.







...then wake up, because that couldn't happen in this reality.
 
If that would happen... sigh....
First my best friends and the few family will know it. Than..I will disseapper and will travel abroad (Japan, South Africa Germany and Russia) to enhanche my weapons and train (at last!!!) my now working body.
And than between the hunts I will become the first and maybe only priest of the yautja race.
Carrying the Good Book with me written in Yautja and English, I will go for numerous hunts and will even find my appretices...and form a clan of strong powerful yautja's and humans which will be enhanched 2.
And even more.....
 
I'd like to think it would be cool, but I'd probably really want to still fit in with society and go all Hellboy.... Cut my dreads, shave down the fangs. Take the bus to work, etc.
 
I would be shocked too.
But quickly, I would use my new found abilities to Fight Crime.
It would be a blessing and a curse.
Unlike most crime fighters, I couldn't just pull off my mask and change my cloths to look normal.
It would be hard to live with it at first, but after time I think If I had the ship too, I'd probably leave the planet.
 
I would take pictures and post them on this forum and you guys would all be like "Wow, best costume evar!" Then I would reply saying that I woke up like this. Then I would hunt Russell Crowe.
 
I'd be in shock at first as it would come unexpected.. But afterwards I would feel like being in heaven! I would love to be a predator :3 even though I am a female.

That said, I would also start to feel out of place on this planet and would become desperate to find others of my kind (other yautjas)
 
I would be thinking pure joy because of the ability to go invisible. Then i wonder what to say to my dad without him blowing a hole in my chest with one of his guns.
 
i would be shocked at first then enthusiastic about that transformation..i would try to be a worthy of my looks
 
I'd find the other Predator living here, a girl, Amy Winehouse, and I would copulate with her.

LOL j/k ...I wouldn't copulate with her.
 
I'd have to check out my "manly hydraulics" while draining that thing as I normally do when I wake up. I'd probably cut myself while scratching my ass.
 
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