Your number one WORST film ever.
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clancampbell
Sr Member
AMEN!!!! I thought i was the only person in the world who despised this talentless tosser!
Rich
Woah-woah-woah - now we've gone too far -- Caveman is awesome
vaderdarth
Master Member
I've seen tons of bad "b" movies, but by far the worst was Battlefield Earth. The director did not have enough "vision" to dub another actor's voice in place of "vinnie barbarino's". It was so painful I couldn't get thru the whole film. I may have to rewatch the blessed thing just because I have a new found appreciation for Barry Pepper, but Travolta will never be more mis-cast than he was in this film. I'm shuddering as we speak!!!!!
Gigatron
Sr Member
I just thought of another one. Now, this film might be good, but I don't know because the first 20 minutes are soooooo bad, that I can't get past them - The Fountain.
I have tried, on 4 seperate occassions, to watch this film. But the first 20 minutes are so cinvoluted and boring that I just walk away, every time.
-Fred
I have tried, on 4 seperate occassions, to watch this film. But the first 20 minutes are so cinvoluted and boring that I just walk away, every time.
-Fred
dropshipbob
Master Member
Ishtar
Dream a little dream
Date with an angel
Dream a little dream
Date with an angel
PHArchivist
Master Member
Caveman was a riot!
Of course I was about 12 when I saw it!
EVERYone talks about how bad this thing is. It has actually raised my curiosity.
Just reading the 'Angels and Demons' Cinefex article was quite painful. Then I tried watching a friend's download of it.
That studio owes me for my time.
But...but...but...it was 3d!
If I recall correctly, that one was so freakin cheap they couldn't even afford the entire four crowns. There are only two or three in the movie.
JunkSabers1138
Sr Member
Wow, im sensing a lot of hate for this film since a few other members postedit as well. Im suprised, i thought it was a fairly good and quite enjoyable movie... at least it was a crapload better than that Da Vinci Code mess.
Bear
Sr Member
Okay, I may be hated for this but I have to say it.
2012
There, I said it. I did not like this movie at all, while the special effects were great, the story sucked. I didn't care about any of the main or secondary characters, the only character I truly cared about was the brother of the young chinese monk who snuck them onboard the ship.
This film was just a poorly written script used to showcase all the "fantastic" special effects. Special effects alone, don't make a film.
There were so many cliches in this film.
- A couple who are separated, with the husband being a loser and the wife as the proper, succesful parent.
- The mother always has custody, because she's the competant parent.
- A father whose alienated from his son (like we have'nt seen that before)
- The wife taking up with a wealthy proffessional guy
- The family coming together at the end, with the father and son reconciling.
- The single voice of reason in the government, who makes the standard heartfelt plea to save people and suceeds.
- Of course, we have to have the self-centered, egotistical, narcicistic government representative whose decisions are always wrong and will kill them all.
-The brave leader (president) who refuses to leave his "people" and dies as a hero.
- The wife's new boyfriend dying in heroic/grusome fashion, allowing the couple to be reunited.
-The group barely escaping one disaster after another.
I could go on, but I think that's enough. I'm sure you can come up with other examples.
2012
There, I said it. I did not like this movie at all, while the special effects were great, the story sucked. I didn't care about any of the main or secondary characters, the only character I truly cared about was the brother of the young chinese monk who snuck them onboard the ship.
This film was just a poorly written script used to showcase all the "fantastic" special effects. Special effects alone, don't make a film.
There were so many cliches in this film.
- A couple who are separated, with the husband being a loser and the wife as the proper, succesful parent.
- The mother always has custody, because she's the competant parent.
- A father whose alienated from his son (like we have'nt seen that before)
- The wife taking up with a wealthy proffessional guy
- The family coming together at the end, with the father and son reconciling.
- The single voice of reason in the government, who makes the standard heartfelt plea to save people and suceeds.
- Of course, we have to have the self-centered, egotistical, narcicistic government representative whose decisions are always wrong and will kill them all.
-The brave leader (president) who refuses to leave his "people" and dies as a hero.
- The wife's new boyfriend dying in heroic/grusome fashion, allowing the couple to be reunited.
-The group barely escaping one disaster after another.
I could go on, but I think that's enough. I'm sure you can come up with other examples.
cboath
Master Member
I don't know if it's the right title or not, i wanna say 'gods and monsters'...anyhow, the guy who plays dumbledore these days is a big shot in the british countryside and dies somehow. It's a period piece from the 1800's or so. I figured, it was nominate for the best picture oscar so it can't be too bad, WRONG. I figured, it was nomiated for an oscar it has to get better at some point. Nope. When done, i said 'there's 2 hours of my life that i'll never get back'...
PHArchivist
Master Member
CTF
Sr Member
I was asleep three minutes in.
The Stig
Sr Member
If you're going to watch it, you may as well stick a key through your scrotum right now.
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