Your number one WORST film ever.

Toss up between "The Roller Blade Seven" and "Return of the Roller Blade Seven". The only way to watch those is with someone else, as only schadenfreude makes it possible to sit through. There's 'so bad it's good'. There's 'so bad it's too bad to be good in a campy way'. Then there's 'so bad it transcends spacetime and attains a level of badness so bad one has to feed off the agony of others so as to not go mad'.

--Jonah
 
I thought Natural Born Killers was the worst movie that paid to see in a movie theater until I saw House of 1,000 Corpses.

But seeing that HTC was a movie I probably wouldn't've gone to see if I wasn't dragged to it, therefore NBK remains the worst movie I've ever paid to see (willingly).
 
How about Starship Troopers 3, it was on TV a little while ago. I managed to get through 5 minutes then changed the channel.

Apologies if it was already listed.
 
- Toys with Mork.
That thing was such a POS, I spent the whole time talking to friends of mine while they tried to watch the film in the theatre. Never done that before or after.
- Bodymelt
Australian horror film that should have the negative and all prints burned. Nothing like someone making a horror film from a highbrow point of view.
- STS Death Flight
TV movie of the week, great cast, waste of time to watch though.
 
Which sahara? The one about a car race in the desert or from the clive cussler book?

I don't remember much of the former, but i saw why clive sued the movie makers for destroying the book.

I had the same feeling. I never go to the bathroom or the concession stand, but this movie I did.
 
Supernova was the only movie that I have ever walked out of.

Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland would have been the second, but the wife wanted to stay. I ended up sleeping through most of it.
 
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Gymkata! Ow. The thing I remember about that film is that the lead actress could only do a left kick. That's it. A left kick over and over in every fight scene.


Read through this whole thread. I am well versed in bad films. Corman, MST, SciFi Originals. But the worst of the worst of the worst was:

Liquid Sky

Go ahead, watch it. I dare you.

The budget for the film seemed to be based how much money they made selling heroin from day to day. The UFO was couple of pie pans. They didn't even try to make it look big, they just claimed the aliens were real small.

I'm going for a lie down..
 
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