Edit: I didn’t realize how much I wrote until I posted it. TLDR: I liked the movie.
I don’t know, I enjoyed the film. I thought the Max Lord character had actually quite a clever workaround for the whole “monkey’s paw/only one wish” deal. Becoming the stone meant he made the terms of what the stone “took” in return for the wish, essentially overwriting potential negative effects for himself, and he could (and did) walk people into making wishes for him. I don’t know. It was a hell of a lot more interesting than “a blue laser is in the sky and we gotta stop it” or “there’s a bunch of robots/demon bugs/alien dogs that are hordes to fight before you make it to the main bad guy”. Like I said before, my least favorite part of the film was, as Alley brilliantly put it, Themiscryan Ninja Warrior, and for a brief while, Kristen Wiig. Her initial scenes felt like an SNL sketch, which I hated until I realized that was why everyone in the film didn’t particularly care for her. The ad-lib rambling schtick wasn’t funny to them either. But she found her footing, and I couldn’t help but be at least partially reminded of Catwoman in Batman Returns. (The character and arc, not the performance.)
Someone asked (I don’t remember who) how did Barbara get two wishes? She didn’t. She got her one wish, being like Diana, and when she became the Cheetah, it was all Max’s doing. In the same way he took people’s vitality to balance out the negative effects of his wish, he took, I don’t know, like rage and power and stuff from people and gave it to Barbara.
I liked the 80’s stuff in the first half, especially the big hair, which I feel like a lot of “nostalgia bait” type stuff either overlooks or doesn’t get right, but it didn’t feel very indulgent to me. Maybe it was the fact that the second half probably could have taken place at any time, whereas the first half was a little more in your face about the time period.
Maybe I just liked the film because I’m a sucker for cursed artifacts and pseudo-archeology in films and it hasn’t really been done that much in a long while.
Sure, the film’s a little cheesy, and the message is a little ham-fisted (which wouldn’t be such a big problem if they hadn’t spelled out the message so clearly and hit us over the head with the beginning “don’t cheat! Shortcuts bad!”), but there was character growth, a sacrifice of personal desire for the greater good, saving people, and some fun action scenes. It’s not the Dark Knight and it’s not Endgame, but it was fun, and the ending wasn’t ruined with a cringey boss battle (with a literal mustache-twirling villain) that contradicted the themes of the whole movie (like the first Wonder Woman). I guess I also liked that the way that the day was saved was by pointing out the good in people, and after a pretty crummy year, especially watching how not great some people can be, it was a nice message to me.