What is your Favorite Film Quote?

[Alan Cross]

"Then it's a gift."

Doctor Zhivago

 

[Tremas]

A few o' mine faves:



"Excuse me while I whip this out!"
Blazing Saddles

"We're on a mission from God."

"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!"

"No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!" (I use this one quite a lot...)
Blues Brothers

 

[Organic Mechanic]

Does TV count?

"Please explain to me the scientific nature of the Whammy."
~Special Agent Dana Scully

 

[dbalschi]

Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen.

 

[JackAce]

your suffering will be legendary, even in hell

Oh, no tears please, for it's a waste of good suffering

Pain has a face; allow me to show it to you. I Am Pain.

Down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of Heaven

Oh I'll enjoy making you bleed. And I'll enjoy making you enjoy it

 

[Robiwon]

"Dead or alive, your'e coming with me".

Always loved that line!

 

[Beechy McFly]

" Lookie Lookie, I've got Hookie.." Rufio, Hook..

" Give me the child.. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great.. You have no power over me.." Sarah, Labyrinth..

" Who me?? No, I'm just a worm!! Say, come inside, and meet the missus.." Little Blue Worm, Labyrinth..

" Johnny Five is alive!!" Johnny Five, Short Circuit 2..

"I'm a Mog.. Half man, half dog.. I'm my own best friend.." Barf, SpaceBalls..

" Captain's Log, Stardate 23.9, rounded off to the nearest ... decimal point.. We've ... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annihilation.. So far ... no signs of aquatic life, but ... I'm going to find it.. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it.. I've ... GOT TO, MISTER!!" Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura Pet Detective..

 

[ChaseKiefer]

Continuation of the Ace Ventura quote.

Get out of the tank.
I can't do it captain, I don't have the POWER.
Get out of the tank Ace.
For God's sake jim-bo. I'm a doctor not a pool man.

 

[AdamNightmare]

A few o' mine faves:



"Excuse me while I whip this out!"
Blazing Saddles

"We're on a mission from God."

"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!"

"No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!" (I use this one quite a lot...)
Blues Brothers

Fix the cigarette lighter.

 

[ewige]

"People scare better when they're dyin'."
Once Upon a Time in the West

 

[Zappy]

My faves that I use often...

"It's not the years...it's the mileage" - Raiders of The Lost Ark

"I aim to misbehave" - Serenity

"Machete don't text." - Machete

 

[patsmear]

"Do you have to open graves, to find girls to fall in love with?"

 

[ChaseKiefer]

Get that corn outa my face. Nacho Libre

Jack Black delivers this line perfectly.

 

[neosporing]

from long kiss goodnight


Mitch: Oh, ****! Ah, that hurt like ****!
Samantha: I know. That's why I distracted you first. Same principle as deflowering virgins.
Mitch: Huh? What? Virgin - ? What?
Samantha: Read it in this Harold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear. Distracts from the pain. Ever try that?
Mitch: No, no, I sock 'em in the jaw and yell, "Pop goes the weasel."​

 

[ICE]

Conan:

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

Predator:

"Run go get to da choppa!"

Predator 2:

"Wants some candy!"

Crow:

"Can't rain all of the time."

 

[SupermanCantFly]

"I ain't got time to bleed."

and

"Back of man, I'm scientist."

 

[bambre]

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" Dirt Harry

"Get away from her you b**ch!" Aliens

"It's only a model!" Monty Python and the Holy Grail

That is one of my all-time favs (Dirty Harry)
And "that's not a knife.....this is a knife! Crocodile Dundee

 

[Alan Cross]

"*****."
"*******."

- (Frederick Raphael) Two For The Road

 

[Peace Hunter]

"No matter where you go, there you are."

Robert

 

[ChaseKiefer]

You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.

Joker, Batman