What is your Favorite Film Quote?

The Joker- Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
 
Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now

"Now every time my wife revs up the microwave I **** my pants and forget who I am for half an hour...!"

"if you need any help, I'll be upstairs - asleep..."
 
" Goonies never say die!!" Mikey, Goonies..

" There can be only one!!" Connor MacLeod, Highlander..

" It can't rain all the time.." Eric Draven, The Crow..

" I know what you're thinking.. Did he fire six shots or only five?? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?? Well, do ya, punk??" Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry..

" A census taker once tried to test me.. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.." Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs..

" The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club.. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club." Tyler Durden, Fight Club..

" Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live ... at least a while.. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take ... OUR FREEDOM!!" William Wallace, Braveheart..

" Yeah, it's a cure - all.. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time.. He just smoked some weed.. It still clicks, but it's cool.." Ben Stone, Knocked Up..

" Yippe - ka - yay motherf***er.." John McClane, Die Hard..

" What we do in life echoes in eternity.." Maximus, Gladiator..

" I’m just a little anxious to get up there and whoop E.T.’s ass.." Captain Steven Hiller, Independence Day..

" Flied lice?? It’s fried rice, you plick.." Uncle Benny, Lethal Weapon 4..

" You just contact the mayor's office.. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant c***.." Hit Girl, Kick - Ass..

" Which would be worse - to live as a monster?? Or to die as a good man??" Teddy Daniels, Shutter Island..

" Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.." Lee, Enter the Dragon..

" Some mother****ers always trying to ice skate uphill.." Blade, Blade..

" I must break you.." Ivan Drago, Rocky IV..
 
from al on deadwood, so not a movie but an awesome line.

"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or ******* beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back."
 
Gosh, Freakin Idiot.

All Righty Then.

Asps, very dangerous. You go first.

Hey lady you call him Doctor Jones.
 
Forgot one.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like . . . victory." Apocalypse Now
 
"What are you doin' with that piece of iron? I swear to God you're the weirdest son of a ***** I ever heard of."

"I aim to kill you with it."
 
Mallrats:

"Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know ****?"
"Cookie stand's not part of the food court."
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Lebowski:

"Racially he's pretty cool?"
"I had a long ****ing night, and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man!"
"Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude. At least it's an Ethos!"
"He fixes the cable?"
"My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off."
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Caddyshack:

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.' So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
 
"I have a plan.It's called save ass.
Jump out the window and run like a mother ****er."
Guess the film.
Larry
 
"Did I.Q.s just drop sharply while I was away?"

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie."

Who can guess what movie these are from

"She's making noise in her own apartment? They just go crazy here in L.A."

"My point is she said "WE " now what does "WE" mean?
- "I believe it is the plural form meaning more than one. Do you want me to conjugate that for you Pop? Do you know what conjugate means?"
 
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