Wait! Donner version of Superman 2...sex while still Kryptonian???

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  1. Funky

    Funky Master Member RPF PREMIUM MEMBER

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    So I got my Hot Toys Superman today and I had to put in a related movie, while putting him in various poses. I chose Superman 2...the Dick Donner version. If you're familiar with this one, Supes has sex with Lois BEFORE he changes to 'human'! Now for more reasons than I can count, does this just seem wrong? I mean...he could hurt her. Right?
    Or am I just overthinking this? In the original version (as silly as it is) they took this in to account and they at least waited until he lost his powers so that he would be human.
    Is it just me or does it seem...wrong? :lol
     
  2. micdavis

    micdavis Master Member

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    I refer you to the Larry Niven story:

    Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.
     
  3. AdamL

    AdamL Well-Known Member

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    I guess if he couldn't control himself during the process. Or maybe he was faster than a speeding bullet and she didn't feel it until it was already over.
     
  4. Scareb

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    He pulled out

    Mods, if this gets me in trouble, please just give me a slap on the wrist and not an infraction.
     
  5. CTF

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    He'd tear that ***** in half like a phonebook.
     
  6. AdamL

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    I can't imagine it would. Maybe I misunderstood, was the original question targeted at the speed of his supersperm, or the possible friction burns that could be caused while getting down with the Man of Steel?
     
  7. Nexus6

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  8. defstartrooper

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  9. robn1

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    Yes.

    Just because he can do it with super speed and strength doesn't mean he has to.
     
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  10. Wes R

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    Reminds me of the Dark Knight Strikes Again comic where Supes tells his daughter with wonder woman not to try sex with humans as they can get hurt lol
     
  11. clancampbell

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    :lol:lol:lol

    Rich
     
  12. DARTH SABER

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    Im wondering how the hell he didn't end up launching her out of the fortress of solitude.
     
  13. Contec

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    kryptonium condom
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  14. darthgordon

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    LOL I think in the original (non Donner cut) it still happened before he lost the powers.

    I think he just has to use restraint. There are a lot of very strong guys out there that sleep with smaller women. They're capable of using restraint on not breaking them like a toothpick.

    As... creepy an analogy as this is... thing of it like us picking up a toddler or a baby. He have the strength to kill the child quite easily. But we don't because we know it's a toddler. The same could be said for Superman picking up a criminal. He could break every bone in their body, but he doesn't. He knows what he's doing.

    ...I hope I don't get an infraction just for replying to this thread. I've tried to keep it as clean as possible.
     
  15. 0neiros

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    They covered this in Smallville too, Jor-El had been to earth and taught Clark Techniques of restraint, and I don't mean S&M.
     
  16. mobius303

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    However,
    When the moment he finishes comes...he cannot control that so that is when she would get hurt I would think....if everything is super with him.
    There was a rather lengthy article on this subject when the movie had come out. Someone really thought it out.
    Controlling your strength is different than controlling an involuntary muscle contraction.
    He would have had to wait til his powers were gone to do this deed.

    The other argument would have been would he have felt her in his super state? He doesn't feel cold or hot on a normal level. He is invulnerable so, how would that also affect his feeling of her as well....interesting excersize to think about.
     
  17. Lynn TXP 0369

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    I think she would be like a water rocket taking off if she were on top. :lol:love :confused
    Lynn
     
  18. Michael Bergeron

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    Just 'cause he has super powers doesn't mean EVERYTHING is super.

    When he cries he can't control it but it's not a waterfall, they're regular tears.

    You guys are reading WAY too much into this! :lol
     
  19. hankey01

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    He can also remove a cat from a tree..so he knows how to be gentle with a ....cat.
     
  20. CMANavy

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  21. Trooper_trent

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  22. CessnaDriver

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    Well, there was Super Lois for a while so go where you want with that.
     
  23. Funky

    Funky Master Member RPF PREMIUM MEMBER

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    I think this was the answer I was looking for. :)
     
  24. Michael Bergeron

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    :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

    All that and the answer you were looking for was "he was careful"...

    :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
     
  25. Scareb

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  26. thegreatgalling

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    Yeah. Superman clearly has the ability to compensate his powers. He has to shake hands, grab a hold of falling people without crushing them, etc. I am sure he knows how to adapt to the situation at hand.
     
  27. Alan Cross

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    Micdavis beat me to it, but I'll repeat his sage advice: Read Larry Niven's very funny: MAN OF STEEL, WOMAN OF KLEENEX. He talks about how all living Kryptonians have super powers under our yellow sun... so, technically, Kryptonian sperm being 'alive' they'd have super speed and invulnerability and the sperm would "gut Loise Lane from crotch to sternum, lastly blowing the top of her head off" Then there's the problem of super sperm shooting through the skies of Metropolis at super sonic speeds... and if the adolescent Kal-El plays with himself we have the same problem all over Smallville...

    It's a straight-faced examination of the problems of a super human mating with a mortal.

    Thanks, Mike!
     
  28. KristinaLeigh

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    Of course he does...cause if he were ordinary then what would be the flipping point. ;)
     
  29. MooCriket

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    Hmm, I could have answered that from my experiences every day.

    Hey-O!






    :lol
     
  30. sycor

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    You guys need to read The Pro comic book. In it, the Superman character's super sperm nearly takes out a plane flying overhead. It's quite a hilarious read.
     

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