The Book of Boba Fett

The Beer of Boba Fest (Episode 4)

(reading the episode description)
“This should have been called the Book of Fennec Shand.”

“Right off the bat, riding it LIKE A BANTHA.”

“Banthas eat meat I guess.”

“The Bantha puppet looks a lot like snuffleupagus.”

Me: “That’s the Mandalorian episode occurring off screen, where Mando fights Fennec Shand.”
“Okay?”

“Everyone of the kids at this tattoo parlor look like Doctor Who and Harry Potter cosplayers.”

“It’s like a fan film.”

Her: “They should have closed up her wound.”
Me : “Then she wouldn’t be able to keep snacks in there.”

(Boba explaining the sand people rescued him and took him in as one of their own)
“He left out the part where a kid beat him with a stick a lot.”

“Back to riding the Bantha.”

“Great, I’m sure you’ll want that little ball droid as a prop now.”

Me: “Jabba’s palace is a lot brighter now.”
“The light bill is up.”

“Maybe they should board up that easily seen sewer entrance.”

“I HATE how those droids walk. I wouldn’t let that in my house.”

“Oh, is that the rat catcher? The rat catcher. Rat Catcher.”

(Doesn’t say anything during the entire Slave 1 heist scene)
“Fennec Shand does everything.”

Me: “Why would he look in the sarlacc pit when he knows there’s a beak that should be right there?”
“Because he’s an idiot.”

“Fennec does everything. She just killed the sarlacc.”

“Wait. Wait a second. You told me his armor isn’t Beskar.”
“It’s not, or it wasn’t.”
“They didn’t think about that.”

Me: “The House of Boba Fett would have been a better title.”
Her: “We don’t even know if he can read.”
(My favorite quote from the night)

“Wow. He healed and now has eyebrows.”

(Santy about to pull the trandoshan’s arms off)
“WHAT. I picked a wedding dress already and this is an option? I want that dress. Don’t you like her dress?”

“You’ll probably watch the hot twilek part again tomorrow.”

“What are those called?”
“Klatoonians.”
“Why do their chins have balls?”

“The Mandalorian will probably be in the next episode then.”
“Okay?”
 
The Beer of Boba Fest (Episode 4)

(reading the episode description)
“This should have been called the Book of Fennec Shand.”

“Right off the bat, riding it LIKE A BANTHA.”

“Banthas eat meat I guess.”

“The Bantha puppet looks a lot like snuffleupagus.”

Me: “That’s the Mandalorian episode occurring off screen, where Mando fights Fennec Shand.”
“Okay?”

“Everyone of the kids at this tattoo parlor look like Doctor Who and Harry Potter cosplayers.”

“It’s like a fan film.”

Her: “They should have closed up her wound.”
Me : “Then she wouldn’t be able to keep snacks in there.”

(Boba explaining the sand people rescued him and took him in as one of their own)
“He left out the part where a kid beat him with a stick a lot.”

“Back to riding the Bantha.”

“Great, I’m sure you’ll want that little ball droid as a prop now.”

Me: “Jabba’s palace is a lot brighter now.”
“The light bill is up.”

“Maybe they should board up that easily seen sewer entrance.”

“I HATE how those droids walk. I wouldn’t let that in my house.”

“Oh, is that the rat catcher? The rat catcher. Rat Catcher.”

(Doesn’t say anything during the entire Slave 1 heist scene)
“Fennec Shand does everything.”

Me: “Why would he look in the sarlacc pit when he knows there’s a beak that should be right there?”
“Because he’s an idiot.”

“Fennec does everything. She just killed the sarlacc.”

“Wait. Wait a second. You told me his armor isn’t Beskar.”
“It’s not, or it wasn’t.”
“They didn’t think about that.”

Me: “The House of Boba Fett would have been a better title.”
Her: “We don’t even know if he can read.”
(My favorite quote from the night)

“Wow. He healed and now has eyebrows.”

(Santy about to pull the trandoshan’s arms off)
“WHAT. I picked a wedding dress already and this is an option? I want that dress. Don’t you like her dress?”

“You’ll probably watch the hot twilek part again tomorrow.”

“What are those called?”
“Klatoonians.”
“Why do their chins have balls?”

“The Mandalorian will probably be in the next episode then.”
“Okay?”
Worth the wait! The leaving the part out where the kid hits him and the wedding dress are great. Thanks for the laugh!!
 
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(we’re all in an abusive relationship with Star Wars, please send help)

This show in particular seems like an exception though because Boba Fett fans (to my understanding) have long clamored to see an "official" escape from the Sarlacc in live action and from most accounts Disney botched it pretty bad, more so because everything that's followed has pretty much sucked. I'm just going on the bits and pieces I've read while skimming this thread though because I haven't seen the show.
 
We should seriously do a fan soundtrack to this show (70s and 80s only lol). I thought of this one in correlation to Boba and Garsa, or us fans!!

From one of the greatest bands of all time(you have the right to be wrong) lol, Here is Jimi Jamison and SURVIVOR with

I"M NOT THAT MAN ANYMORE



Teardrops falling from your eyes like raindrops
Pouring from the skies
Remember you used to have the love I needed
Back when we were young
Lovin' always came so easy
Heaven shared our love
Magic, the first time that I held you
You fit like a glove
You'd soothe me with a shrug of your heart
You could move me
It always seemed my love would find you
When you needed a friend
I would be the man who would understand you
I'm not that man anymore
I'm not gonna throw my heart away
No, that's not me anymore
Baby, I've changed
One look is all it took to tell me
Your love was made of lies
Madness to think that I believed your reasons
Your alibis
The day girl when I turned to look the other way girl
I realized the game you were playin'
Was breakin' my heart
I could see it plainly, time has changed me
And I'm not that man anymore
I'm not gonna throw my heart away
No, that's not me anymore
Baby, I've changed
And I'm not gonna throw my heart away
No, that's not me anymore
Baby, I've changed
 
We are also over 160 pages into discussing a show most of us don't like. (y) :D :love: :eek:
It's become the Star Wars version of CHEERS

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Making your way in Star Wars today takes evrything you've got
Having a Boba we all know, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you gotta go
to a thread with weird screen names
have a place we can complain
We know its Disney and it's woke
it's driving us all insane
we want to go to a thread with weird screen names

Add this to the soundtrack list
 
We should seriously do a fan soundtrack to this show (70s and 80s only lol). I thought of this one in correlation to Boba and Garsa, or us fans!!

From one of the greatest bands of all time(you have the right to be wrong) lol, Here is Jimi Jamison and SURVIVOR with

I"M NOT THAT MAN ANYMORE



Teardrops falling from your eyes like raindrops
Pouring from the skies
Remember you used to have the love I needed
Back when we were young
Lovin' always came so easy
Heaven shared our love
Magic, the first time that I held you
You fit like a glove
You'd soothe me with a shrug of your heart
You could move me
It always seemed my love would find you
When you needed a friend
I would be the man who would understand you
I'm not that man anymore
I'm not gonna throw my heart away
No, that's not me anymore
Baby, I've changed
One look is all it took to tell me
Your love was made of lies
Madness to think that I believed your reasons
Your alibis
The day girl when I turned to look the other way girl
I realized the game you were playin'
Was breakin' my heart
I could see it plainly, time has changed me
And I'm not that man anymore
I'm not gonna throw my heart away
No, that's not me anymore
Baby, I've changed
And I'm not gonna throw my heart away
No, that's not me anymore
Baby, I've changed
In order to honor Slave 1, here’s my 80’s suggestion to the soundtrack
 

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