Awaiting the Easter Bunny to deliver it..Doesn’t work for me
The Book of Boba Fett
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NakedMoleRat
Legendary Member
For crying out loud. Whoever might have TAKEN Grogu. Each generation gets sloppier with grammar than the one before. For crying out loud, use grammar check.
Now I feel old.
Galactican
Sr Member
Actually, I have just gotten a SERIOUS idea of next week's ep. I don't think we will see the end of the Pyke thread. That would not fit at all with the structure of the previous episodes. It would leave a very weird impression if they go full A-Team style and resolve everything within 45 minutes. One thing I'm counting on is that the final episode will be longer than usual, maybe the longest of the season. The premiere of TBB was 72 minutes, so that one could rival it. Maybe 60 - 65 minutes like a Doctor Who special.
Grogu picks the chainmail and wants to stay with Din. Maybe he will also try to take the saber to show Luke that absolutes are outdated and the Jedi way needs to be renewed. This gives Luke the idea to slightly alter certain conventions, like Jedi getting married. Maybe Grogu will continue his training like Luke, even if it is to learn how to catch frogs more efficiently. (And I wanna see the little one wielding a lightsaber - in his new shirt!
)Cut to Tatooine. Cobb Vanth is nursed and assembles the people of Freetown. Together with the bartender and the widow of the deceased deputy. The people agree that something has to be done but they too see that they will not succeed on their own. So Cobb calls Din and Boba and tells him that Freetown is on board. (Side note: "Freetown" sounds like something from TWD, just a thought.
)Meanwhile in Mos Espa. Din, Boba and Fennec are walking (again! - but this time for a reason
) downtown to examine the remains of the destroyed bar. Garsa fortunately survived (action figures of dead people do not sell well unless they wear a black diving suit or are a bloated alien space snail sitting on a throne - Hasbro, you know what to do! NOW! Not in 10 years!). She tells them about the Pyke visit and agrees to take action. Since Garsa's remaining staff members could easily massage any opponent to death Fennec assures her that they are growing on muscle (Sam Jackson style). Garsa believes that you cannot just kick the Pykes' behinds to make them go. You have to hit them hard at their core. Boba agrees and confers with Din.Din: "They must have a weak spot. We'll have to find out what it is."
Boba: "There might be a way."
Fennec: "What do you mean?"
Boba: "I know someone who used to do business with them. Someone who knows the mines, the routes, everything. "
Din: "What are you waiting for? Contact him."
Boba: "It's not as easy as you think. He has retired."
Din: "You have credits. Put the credits you kept for me to some good use and get him back into business."
Boba: "There is something else. Something personal."
Fennec: "Don't you think it is the time to throw old sentiments overboard?"
Boba: "Its not what I feel about him. It is what he thinks about me. He won't be amused to see me back after all these years..."
Luke arrives on Tatooine, Grogu and Din are reunited. Din is full of joy to see the little one again but he refuses to take care of him.
Din: "We have a situation here. It is too dangerous for him to be here. They Pykes are trying to seize control of the planet. They are ruthless and pursue their goals without mercy. They even kill."
Luke: "I'm sorry I cannot fight for you. I am a Jedi, not a warrior. All I can offer is my knowledge and wisdom. (For the price of one pint of blue milk.)"
Din: "I'm not sure if you can help us then. However, maybe there is something. We are looking for someone. A former smuggler, someone who knows the Pyke like no-one else. He has retired and no-one knows where he can be found."
Luke: "What is his name?"
The Pykes are planning their next steps to invade Freeltown but when they arrive the place is completely empty. The Pykes are puzzled. Cad Bane assures them to find out what's going on.
Maybe there will be a firefight with the Freelanders who surprise-attack the Pyke soldiers from the distance. They drive the Pykes off and you see them cheering. They are assisted by the mods who head back to Mos Espa to give Boba a sitrep.
Din tells Boba that he has found a way to contact the ex-smuggler. Enter - LUKE!
Luke: "Boba Fett! You're alive?"
Boba: "Luke Skywalker! You Jedi scum..!"
Boba goes for Din.
Boba: "How dare you bring this man into my palace? He is dangerous!"
Din: "He is a Jedi!"
Boba: "He is the man who sent me into the Sarlacc! Because of him I have been left for dead in the dune sea! Look at what he has done to me! I'm only a shadow of my former self!"
Din: "You are the man you have always been! He only helped you to realize that! And he is the only one who knows where that smuggler is. So let him do his business."
Boba: "Alright. But if he does any of his Jedi tricks your fate will be the same as his!" (--> quote from Anakin S.)
Luke activates the space phone. Leia appears.
Leia: "Luke, how nice to see you!"
Luke: "It's been some time. Listen, the people of Tatooine are in trouble. I need to talk to Han."
Leia: "Sure. (her holo image disappears as she leaves and you hear her voice) Han, Luke's on the phone. He says he needs your help."
Han: "Heyyy kid, how's the Academy?"
Luke: "Nice. We are making progress. Listen, the people of Tatooine need your help."
Han: "Oh my. If your wizardry is unable to clear things up I have no idea what an old man like me can do."
Luke: "Trust me, age matters not."
Han: "Well, you haven't changed at all when I last saw you. But don't I see a new wrinkle on your right temple?"
Luke smiles: "Must be static from the transmission."
Luke: "There is someone who wants to talk with you."
Han: "I'm wondering what kind of nerfherder even remembers my name..."
Luke leaves. Enter - BOBA!
Han: "Ha! That's a nice trick. Luke, you are getting better and better. Now please show me who really wants to talk with me."
Boba: "I am Boba Fett. I want to talk to you."
Han realizes that the holo image is not a trick. The mere sight of Boba Fett is like a breeze of fresh Carbonite: Han's face freezes.
Boba: "I need your help, old friend."
Han: "Old friend? You put me in the Carbon freeze and delivered me to Jabba for a handful of credits!"
Din to Luke: "We better let them sort out things."
Luke: "I agree."
Both leave.
Boba and Han decide to put their resentments aside for a while. Din is about to take Grogu to a safer place. Then all of a sudden the Pykes attack. All of our heroes are assembled like the Avengers, even Luke fights alongside Krrrsantan. Maybe R2 uses his booster rockets again. Boba rides the Rancor, hurlyburly everywhere, the mods are
Standoff Bane and Fennec. Fennec is about to win but the Rancor attack allows Bane to escape. He will return. That mask was expensive and must be re-used. Mando with Grogu in the bubble pursues and destroys a Pyke ship. Grogu highly enjoys the trip and Luke is convinced that he has made the right decision.
Final scene: Danny Trejo has fallen in love with Grogu and asks if Din would trade him for the Rancor. Of course he was just kidding. Din refuses and both are LOLing. Everyone is shaking hands but they know the war is not over yet. The Pyke will return in "The Book of Fennec Shand" (guest starring Ming-Na Wen). End credits.
Post-credit scene: Loki arrives through a dimension portal and brings back a familiar character.
Loki: "Alright, this is the place the TVA has chosen for you. What do you think, variant Nick Fury?"
SJ: "It doesn't look that bad. But it is pretty hot here."
Loki: "Why don't you shave your beard? That might cool you down a bit."
SJ: "Loki, if I'm getting any cooler as I am right now, hell will freeze over. Now what did you say, how do they call my team?"
Loki: "They are called "Jedi Knights"."
SJ: "Sounds like a football team."
Loki: "Trust me, there is nothing like football here. This world is full of wonder and excitement."
SJ: "Like my old place in Queens. Will we meet again?"
Loki: "Depends on the ratings. Good luck and have fun!"
SJ: "Oh, it's gonna be GREAT fun, my friend!"
Loki leaves.
SJ: "Oh my. Mace da ****g Windu, Jedi Knight. Here we go again!"
Fade out. Fini.
I just see that my crystal ball has a small crack, so please take all predictions with a grain of salt. But if anything is indeed true, I'll be grinning from ear to ear next week..!
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squirk
Master Member
He had no idea he was going to see Cobb Vanth until after he met Fennec at the starport and sat in on the briefing about Boba needing foot soldiers.
I had just assumed DD donated the rest of the spear’s beskar to the covert. I highly doubt he asked the Armorer to make him a spare human-sized beskar-mail shirt to carry around in case he came across someone who could use it.
Again, watch the Bane clip. If Jon & Dave really wanted Vanth dead, they would not have very deliberately shown the blaster bolt hitting the outside of his shoulder.
He took the night off
Next week we find out the entire series is a hallucination during the last second of his life back on the sail barge, ala "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge".
squirk
Master Member
Was there ever officially-official confirmation that the Bith musician was Figrin D’an?
True..and there was that Throw away line of
You shouldn't have given back your Armour.
He does seem slightly open to attack wearing only a shirt and Neck scalf.
I wonder if he Already has something to protect him under that clothing..maybe he already has Body modifications to his chest from a previous fight or attack thats why he is so devil may care ?
I like the character
It helps that Tim Olyphant is such a charismatic guy..
His facial expressions are
Wizard!
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Lightning
Master Member
That was a suspiciously large bandana he was wearing. I wonder if it was hiding something.
NakedMoleRat
Legendary Member
That was as long as an episode.Actually, I have just gotten a SERIOUS idea of next week's ep. I don't think we will see the end of the Pyke thread. That would not fit at all with the structure of the previous episodes. It would leave a very weird impression if they go full A-Team style and resolve everything within 45 minutes. One thing I'm counting on is that the final episode will be longer than usual, maybe the longest of the season. The premiere of TBB was 72 minutes, so that one could rival it. Maybe 60 - 65 minutes like a Doctor Who special.
Grogu picks the chainmail and wants to stay with Din. Maybe he will also try to take the saber to show Luke that absolutes are outdated and the Jedi way needs to be renewed. This gives Luke the idea to slightly alter certain conventions, like Jedi getting married. Maybe Grogu will continue his training like Luke, even if it is to learn how to catch frogs more efficiently. (And I wanna see the little one wielding a lightsaber - in his new shirt!
Cut to Tatooine. Cobb Vanth is nursed and assembles the people of Freetown. Together with the bartender and the widow of the deceased deputy. The people agree that something has to be done but they too see that they will not succeed on their own. So Cobb calls Din and Boba and tells him that Freetown is on board. (Side note: "Freetown" sounds like something from TWD, just a thought.
Meanwhile in Mos Espa. Din, Boba and Fennec are walking (again! - but this time for a reason
Din: "They must have a weak spot. We'll have to find out what it is."
Boba: "There might be a way."
Fennec: "What do you mean?"
Boba: "I know someone who used to do business with them. Someone who knows the mines, the routes, everything. "
Din: "What are you waiting for? Contact him."
Boba: "It's not as easy as you think. He has retired."
Din: "You have credits. Put the credits you kept for me to some good use and get him back into business."
Boba: "There is something else. Something personal."
Fennec: "Don't you think it is the time to throw old sentiments overboard?"
Boba: "Its not what I feel about him. It is what he thinks about me. He won't be amused to see me back after all these years..."
Luke arrives on Tatooine, Grogu and Din are reunited. Din is full of joy to see the little one again but he refuses to take care of him.
Din: "We have a situation here. It is too dangerous for him to be here. They Pykes are trying to seize control of the planet. They are ruthless and pursue their goals without mercy. They even kill."
Luke: "I'm sorry I cannot fight for you. I am a Jedi, not a warrior. All I can offer is my knowledge and wisdom. (For the price of one pint of blue milk.)"
Din: "I'm not sure if you can help us then. However, maybe there is something. We are looking for someone. A former smuggler, someone who knows the Pyke like no-one else. He has retired and no-one knows where he can be found."
Luke: "What is his name?"
The Pykes are planning their next steps to invade Freeltown but when they arrive the place is completely empty. The Pykes are puzzled. Cad Bane assures them to find out what's going on.
Maybe there will be a firefight with the Freelanders who surprise-attack the Pyke soldiers from the distance. They drive the Pykes off and you see them cheering. They are assisted by the mods who head back to Mos Espa to give Boba a sitrep.
Din tells Boba that he has found a way to contact the ex-smuggler. Enter - LUKE!
Luke: "Boba Fett! You're alive?"
Boba: "Luke Skywalker! You Jedi scum..!"
Boba goes for Din.
Boba: "How dare you bring this man into my palace? He is dangerous!"
Din: "He is a Jedi!"
Boba: "He is the man who sent me into the Sarlacc! Because of him I have been left for dead in the dune sea! Look at what he has done to me! I'm only a shadow of my former self!"
Din: "You are the man you have always been! He only helped you to realize that! And he is the only one who knows where that smuggler is. So let him do his business."
Boba: "Alright. But if he does any of his Jedi tricks your fate will be the same as his!" (--> quote from Anakin S.)
Luke activates the space phone. Leia appears.
Leia: "Luke, how nice to see you!"
Luke: "It's been some time. Listen, the people of Tatooine are in trouble. I need to talk to Han."
Leia: "Sure. (her holo image disappears as she leaves and you hear her voice) Han, Luke's on the phone. He says he needs your help."
Han: "Heyyy kid, how's the Academy?"
Luke: "Nice. We are making progress. Listen, the people of Tatooine need your help."
Han: "Oh my. If your wizardry is unable to clear things up I have no idea what an old man like me can do."
Luke: "Trust me, age matters not."
Han: "Well, you haven't changed at all when I last saw you. But don't I see a new wrinkle on your right temple?"
Luke smiles: "Must be static from the transmission."
Luke: "There is someone who wants to talk with you."
Han: "I'm wondering what kind of nerfherder even remembers my name..."
Luke leaves. Enter - BOBA!
Han: "Ha! That's a nice trick. Luke, you are getting better and better. Now please show me who really wants to talk with me."
Boba: "I am Boba Fett. I want to talk to you."
Han realizes that the holo image is not a trick. The mere sight of Boba Fett is like a breeze of fresh Carbonite: Han's face freezes.
Boba: "I need your help, old friend."
Han: "Old friend? You put me in the Carbon freeze and delivered me to Jabba for a handful of credits!"
Din to Luke: "We better let them sort out things."
Luke: "I agree."
Both leave.
Boba and Han decide to put their resentments aside for a while. Din is about to take Grogu to a safer place. Then all of a sudden the Pykes attack. All of our heroes are assembled like the Avengers, even Luke fights alongside Krrrsantan. Maybe R2 uses his booster rockets again. Boba rides the Rancor, hurlyburly everywhere, the mods arecruisingchasing through the streets. With RR at the helm there is even a chance to see Tom Savini again.
Standoff Bane and Fennec. Fennec is about to win but the Rancor attack allows Bane to escape. He will return. That mask was expensive and must be re-used. Mando with Grogu in the bubble pursues and destroys a Pyke ship. Grogu highly enjoys the trip and Luke is convinced that he has made the right decision.
Final scene: Danny Trejo has fallen in love with Grogu and asks if Din would trade him for the Rancor. Of course he was just kidding. Din refuses and both are LOLing. Everyone is shaking hands but they know the war is not over yet. The Pyke will return in "The Book of Fennec Shand" (guest starring Ming-Na Wen). End credits.
Post-credit scene: Loki arrives through a dimension portal and brings back a familiar character.
Loki: "Alright, this is the place the TVA has chosen for you. What do you think, variant Nick Fury?"
SJ: "It doesn't look that bad. But it is pretty hot here."
Loki: "Why don't you shave your beard? That might cool you down a bit."
SJ: "Loki, if I'm getting any cooler as I am right now, hell will freeze over. Now what did you say, how do they call my team?"
Loki: "They are called "Jedi Knights"."
SJ: "Sounds like a football team."
Loki: "Trust me, there is nothing like football here. This world is full of wonder and excitement."
SJ: "Like my old place in Queens. Will we meet again?"
Loki: "Depends on the ratings. Good luck and have fun!"
SJ: "Oh, it's gonna be GREAT fun, my friend!"
Loki leaves.
SJ: "Oh my. Mace da ****g Windu, Jedi Knight. Here we go again!"
Fade out. Fini.
I just see that my crystal ball has a small crack, so please take all predictions with a grain of salt. But if anything is indeed true, I'll be grinning from ear to ear next week..!
If you watch Vanth, he tries to Matrix the shot and gets tagged closer to the clavicle/upper pec.
ill support itActually, I have just gotten a SERIOUS idea of next week's ep. I don't think we will see the end of the Pyke thread. That would not fit at all with the structure of the previous episodes. It would leave a very weird impression if they go full A-Team style and resolve everything within 45 minutes. One thing I'm counting on is that the final episode will be longer than usual, maybe the longest of the season. The premiere of TBB was 72 minutes, so that one could rival it. Maybe 60 - 65 minutes like a Doctor Who special.
Grogu picks the chainmail and wants to stay with Din. Maybe he will also try to take the saber to show Luke that absolutes are outdated and the Jedi way needs to be renewed. This gives Luke the idea to slightly alter certain conventions, like Jedi getting married. Maybe Grogu will continue his training like Luke, even if it is to learn how to catch frogs more efficiently. (And I wanna see the little one wielding a lightsaber - in his new shirt!
Cut to Tatooine. Cobb Vanth is nursed and assembles the people of Freetown. Together with the bartender and the widow of the deceased deputy. The people agree that something has to be done but they too see that they will not succeed on their own. So Cobb calls Din and Boba and tells him that Freetown is on board. (Side note: "Freetown" sounds like something from TWD, just a thought.
Meanwhile in Mos Espa. Din, Boba and Fennec are walking (again! - but this time for a reason
Din: "They must have a weak spot. We'll have to find out what it is."
Boba: "There might be a way."
Fennec: "What do you mean?"
Boba: "I know someone who used to do business with them. Someone who knows the mines, the routes, everything. "
Din: "What are you waiting for? Contact him."
Boba: "It's not as easy as you think. He has retired."
Din: "You have credits. Put the credits you kept for me to some good use and get him back into business."
Boba: "There is something else. Something personal."
Fennec: "Don't you think it is the time to throw old sentiments overboard?"
Boba: "Its not what I feel about him. It is what he thinks about me. He won't be amused to see me back after all these years..."
Luke arrives on Tatooine, Grogu and Din are reunited. Din is full of joy to see the little one again but he refuses to take care of him.
Din: "We have a situation here. It is too dangerous for him to be here. They Pykes are trying to seize control of the planet. They are ruthless and pursue their goals without mercy. They even kill."
Luke: "I'm sorry I cannot fight for you. I am a Jedi, not a warrior. All I can offer is my knowledge and wisdom. (For the price of one pint of blue milk.)"
Din: "I'm not sure if you can help us then. However, maybe there is something. We are looking for someone. A former smuggler, someone who knows the Pyke like no-one else. He has retired and no-one knows where he can be found."
Luke: "What is his name?"
The Pykes are planning their next steps to invade Freeltown but when they arrive the place is completely empty. The Pykes are puzzled. Cad Bane assures them to find out what's going on.
Maybe there will be a firefight with the Freelanders who surprise-attack the Pyke soldiers from the distance. They drive the Pykes off and you see them cheering. They are assisted by the mods who head back to Mos Espa to give Boba a sitrep.
Din tells Boba that he has found a way to contact the ex-smuggler. Enter - LUKE!
Luke: "Boba Fett! You're alive?"
Boba: "Luke Skywalker! You Jedi scum..!"
Boba goes for Din.
Boba: "How dare you bring this man into my palace? He is dangerous!"
Din: "He is a Jedi!"
Boba: "He is the man who sent me into the Sarlacc! Because of him I have been left for dead in the dune sea! Look at what he has done to me! I'm only a shadow of my former self!"
Din: "You are the man you have always been! He only helped you to realize that! And he is the only one who knows where that smuggler is. So let him do his business."
Boba: "Alright. But if he does any of his Jedi tricks your fate will be the same as his!" (--> quote from Anakin S.)
Luke activates the space phone. Leia appears.
Leia: "Luke, how nice to see you!"
Luke: "It's been some time. Listen, the people of Tatooine are in trouble. I need to talk to Han."
Leia: "Sure. (her holo image disappears as she leaves and you hear her voice) Han, Luke's on the phone. He says he needs your help."
Han: "Heyyy kid, how's the Academy?"
Luke: "Nice. We are making progress. Listen, the people of Tatooine need your help."
Han: "Oh my. If your wizardry is unable to clear things up I have no idea what an old man like me can do."
Luke: "Trust me, age matters not."
Han: "Well, you haven't changed at all when I last saw you. But don't I see a new wrinkle on your right temple?"
Luke smiles: "Must be static from the transmission."
Luke: "There is someone who wants to talk with you."
Han: "I'm wondering what kind of nerfherder even remembers my name..."
Luke leaves. Enter - BOBA!
Han: "Ha! That's a nice trick. Luke, you are getting better and better. Now please show me who really wants to talk with me."
Boba: "I am Boba Fett. I want to talk to you."
Han realizes that the holo image is not a trick. The mere sight of Boba Fett is like a breeze of fresh Carbonite: Han's face freezes.
Boba: "I need your help, old friend."
Han: "Old friend? You put me in the Carbon freeze and delivered me to Jabba for a handful of credits!"
Din to Luke: "We better let them sort out things."
Luke: "I agree."
Both leave.
Boba and Han decide to put their resentments aside for a while. Din is about to take Grogu to a safer place. Then all of a sudden the Pykes attack. All of our heroes are assembled like the Avengers, even Luke fights alongside Krrrsantan. Maybe R2 uses his booster rockets again. Boba rides the Rancor, hurlyburly everywhere, the mods arecruisingchasing through the streets. With RR at the helm there is even a chance to see Tom Savini again.
Standoff Bane and Fennec. Fennec is about to win but the Rancor attack allows Bane to escape. He will return. That mask was expensive and must be re-used. Mando with Grogu in the bubble pursues and destroys a Pyke ship. Grogu highly enjoys the trip and Luke is convinced that he has made the right decision.
Final scene: Danny Trejo has fallen in love with Grogu and asks if Din would trade him for the Rancor. Of course he was just kidding. Din refuses and both are LOLing. Everyone is shaking hands but they know the war is not over yet. The Pyke will return in "The Book of Fennec Shand" (guest starring Ming-Na Wen). End credits.
Post-credit scene: Loki arrives through a dimension portal and brings back a familiar character.
Loki: "Alright, this is the place the TVA has chosen for you. What do you think, variant Nick Fury?"
SJ: "It doesn't look that bad. But it is pretty hot here."
Loki: "Why don't you shave your beard? That might cool you down a bit."
SJ: "Loki, if I'm getting any cooler as I am right now, hell will freeze over. Now what did you say, how do they call my team?"
Loki: "They are called "Jedi Knights"."
SJ: "Sounds like a football team."
Loki: "Trust me, there is nothing like football here. This world is full of wonder and excitement."
SJ: "Like my old place in Queens. Will we meet again?"
Loki: "Depends on the ratings. Good luck and have fun!"
SJ: "Oh, it's gonna be GREAT fun, my friend!"
Loki leaves.
SJ: "Oh my. Mace da ****g Windu, Jedi Knight. Here we go again!"
Fade out. Fini.
I just see that my crystal ball has a small crack, so please take all predictions with a grain of salt. But if anything is indeed true, I'll be grinning from ear to ear next week..!
Some sort of laser repelling device
Have you just Stolen next week's script!Actually, I have just gotten a SERIOUS idea of next week's ep. I don't think we will see the end of the Pyke thread. That would not fit at all with the structure of the previous episodes. It would leave a very weird impression if they go full A-Team style and resolve everything within 45 minutes. One thing I'm counting on is that the final episode will be longer than usual, maybe the longest of the season. The premiere of TBB was 72 minutes, so that one could rival it. Maybe 60 - 65 minutes like a Doctor Who special.
Grogu picks the chainmail and wants to stay with Din. Maybe he will also try to take the saber to show Luke that absolutes are outdated and the Jedi way needs to be renewed. This gives Luke the idea to slightly alter certain conventions, like Jedi getting married. Maybe Grogu will continue his training like Luke, even if it is to learn how to catch frogs more efficiently. (And I wanna see the little one wielding a lightsaber - in his new shirt!
Cut to Tatooine. Cobb Vanth is nursed and assembles the people of Freetown. Together with the bartender and the widow of the deceased deputy. The people agree that something has to be done but they too see that they will not succeed on their own. So Cobb calls Din and Boba and tells him that Freetown is on board. (Side note: "Freetown" sounds like something from TWD, just a thought.
Meanwhile in Mos Espa. Din, Boba and Fennec are walking (again! - but this time for a reason
Din: "They must have a weak spot. We'll have to find out what it is."
Boba: "There might be a way."
Fennec: "What do you mean?"
Boba: "I know someone who used to do business with them. Someone who knows the mines, the routes, everything. "
Din: "What are you waiting for? Contact him."
Boba: "It's not as easy as you think. He has retired."
Din: "You have credits. Put the credits you kept for me to some good use and get him back into business."
Boba: "There is something else. Something personal."
Fennec: "Don't you think it is the time to throw old sentiments overboard?"
Boba: "Its not what I feel about him. It is what he thinks about me. He won't be amused to see me back after all these years..."
Luke arrives on Tatooine, Grogu and Din are reunited. Din is full of joy to see the little one again but he refuses to take care of him.
Din: "We have a situation here. It is too dangerous for him to be here. They Pykes are trying to seize control of the planet. They are ruthless and pursue their goals without mercy. They even kill."
Luke: "I'm sorry I cannot fight for you. I am a Jedi, not a warrior. All I can offer is my knowledge and wisdom. (For the price of one pint of blue milk.)"
Din: "I'm not sure if you can help us then. However, maybe there is something. We are looking for someone. A former smuggler, someone who knows the Pyke like no-one else. He has retired and no-one knows where he can be found."
Luke: "What is his name?"
The Pykes are planning their next steps to invade Freeltown but when they arrive the place is completely empty. The Pykes are puzzled. Cad Bane assures them to find out what's going on.
Maybe there will be a firefight with the Freelanders who surprise-attack the Pyke soldiers from the distance. They drive the Pykes off and you see them cheering. They are assisted by the mods who head back to Mos Espa to give Boba a sitrep.
Din tells Boba that he has found a way to contact the ex-smuggler. Enter - LUKE!
Luke: "Boba Fett! You're alive?"
Boba: "Luke Skywalker! You Jedi scum..!"
Boba goes for Din.
Boba: "How dare you bring this man into my palace? He is dangerous!"
Din: "He is a Jedi!"
Boba: "He is the man who sent me into the Sarlacc! Because of him I have been left for dead in the dune sea! Look at what he has done to me! I'm only a shadow of my former self!"
Din: "You are the man you have always been! He only helped you to realize that! And he is the only one who knows where that smuggler is. So let him do his business."
Boba: "Alright. But if he does any of his Jedi tricks your fate will be the same as his!" (--> quote from Anakin S.)
Luke activates the space phone. Leia appears.
Leia: "Luke, how nice to see you!"
Luke: "It's been some time. Listen, the people of Tatooine are in trouble. I need to talk to Han."
Leia: "Sure. (her holo image disappears as she leaves and you hear her voice) Han, Luke's on the phone. He says he needs your help."
Han: "Heyyy kid, how's the Academy?"
Luke: "Nice. We are making progress. Listen, the people of Tatooine need your help."
Han: "Oh my. If your wizardry is unable to clear things up I have no idea what an old man like me can do."
Luke: "Trust me, age matters not."
Han: "Well, you haven't changed at all when I last saw you. But don't I see a new wrinkle on your right temple?"
Luke smiles: "Must be static from the transmission."
Luke: "There is someone who wants to talk with you."
Han: "I'm wondering what kind of nerfherder even remembers my name..."
Luke leaves. Enter - BOBA!
Han: "Ha! That's a nice trick. Luke, you are getting better and better. Now please show me who really wants to talk with me."
Boba: "I am Boba Fett. I want to talk to you."
Han realizes that the holo image is not a trick. The mere sight of Boba Fett is like a breeze of fresh Carbonite: Han's face freezes.
Boba: "I need your help, old friend."
Han: "Old friend? You put me in the Carbon freeze and delivered me to Jabba for a handful of credits!"
Din to Luke: "We better let them sort out things."
Luke: "I agree."
Both leave.
Boba and Han decide to put their resentments aside for a while. Din is about to take Grogu to a safer place. Then all of a sudden the Pykes attack. All of our heroes are assembled like the Avengers, even Luke fights alongside Krrrsantan. Maybe R2 uses his booster rockets again. Boba rides the Rancor, hurlyburly everywhere, the mods arecruisingchasing through the streets. With RR at the helm there is even a chance to see Tom Savini again.
Standoff Bane and Fennec. Fennec is about to win but the Rancor attack allows Bane to escape. He will return. That mask was expensive and must be re-used. Mando with Grogu in the bubble pursues and destroys a Pyke ship. Grogu highly enjoys the trip and Luke is convinced that he has made the right decision.
Final scene: Danny Trejo has fallen in love with Grogu and asks if Din would trade him for the Rancor. Of course he was just kidding. Din refuses and both are LOLing. Everyone is shaking hands but they know the war is not over yet. The Pyke will return in "The Book of Fennec Shand" (guest starring Ming-Na Wen). End credits.
Post-credit scene: Loki arrives through a dimension portal and brings back a familiar character.
Loki: "Alright, this is the place the TVA has chosen for you. What do you think, variant Nick Fury?"
SJ: "It doesn't look that bad. But it is pretty hot here."
Loki: "Why don't you shave your beard? That might cool you down a bit."
SJ: "Loki, if I'm getting any cooler as I am right now, hell will freeze over. Now what did you say, how do they call my team?"
Loki: "They are called "Jedi Knights"."
SJ: "Sounds like a football team."
Loki: "Trust me, there is nothing like football here. This world is full of wonder and excitement."
SJ: "Like my old place in Queens. Will we meet again?"
Loki: "Depends on the ratings. Good luck and have fun!"
SJ: "Oh, it's gonna be GREAT fun, my friend!"
Loki leaves.
SJ: "Oh my. Mace da ****g Windu, Jedi Knight. Here we go again!"
Fade out. Fini.
I just see that my crystal ball has a small crack, so please take all predictions with a grain of salt. But if anything is indeed true, I'll be grinning from ear to ear next week..!
squirk
Master Member
Same red bandana/neck-wrap he wore in "The Marshal," I think?
GUYS!!!He took the night off
Have we not figured out YET that MAX REBO has been the mastermind behind ALL criminal enterprises on Tattooine?!?!?
I mean, he's a musician, so probably has a vested interest in the Spice Trade.
He knew to 'Get Out Of Dodge' before Jabba's Sail Barge blew up.
There was suspicion that Garza's could've been the hub of what was going on in Mos Espa, but we never realized that it was REBO, hiding in plain sight.
Now, he just HAPPENS to not be in the place the night it gets blown up, after specifically being shown in EVERY OTHER SCENE that takes place there throughout the series?
Totally joking of course, unless it turns out to be true, then, I'm a prophetic genius & will behave as such.
LOL
squirk
Master Member
I think she is definitely more than she appears. I'm thinking that Mok Shaiz is a patsy, and that Garsa is the real power in Mos Espa.
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