You guys got it all wrong. The best episode ever was this one:
YouTube - Star Trek TNG Best Episode Ever

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YUCK! Two old ladies working out the arthritis.
Best Episode ever -
"We've got to risk implosion! It's our only chance!"
Spock soberly replies, "It's never been done."
Kirk is now all worked up. When Uhura calls him on the intercom he slaps the intercom to shut IT up.
Suddenly he realizes he has the disease. Now begins the controversial remarks about the ship:
"Love. You're better off without it and I'm better without mine!"
(pause)
"This vessel...I give, she takes. She won't let me live my life, I've got to live hers!"
Softly, Spock says, "Jim..."
Kirk continues, "The yeoman. Have you noticed her Spock? You're allowed to notice her. Captain's not permit...
Spock interrupts. "Jim, there *is* an intermix formula!"
Kirk wanders away from Spock, distracted. "Now I know why IT's called *she*!"
THE NAKED TIME