Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Post-release)

What did you think of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker?


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Thought this may play as funny to those who know Star Wars in and out... compared to average watcher...

I'm editing a flick with a director (I know the jokes already... no not JJ)

I put in a "Star Wars like" crawl as directed, before flick.

Director: Great... can you put the title AFTER the crawl tho...

Me: sure... little weird but if you want.

D: Why weird? Common. Make it like Star Wars.

M:.... it is like Star Wars.

D: No... do the crawl...

M: right...

D: then have the title! Like Star Wars.

M: OH! So you want the "Once upon a time..." out of the crawl... put it before the title... then the Crawl with no "once upon a time..."

D: No! CRAWL! THEN TITLE! You know Star Wars right?

M: DO YOU!!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

(Literally on the shelf RIGHT beside her - she could reach)

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Got this email late last night...


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so she checked to prove me wrong!!!

she was saying all this crawl stuff in front of Carrie!

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how dare she!


When I think Star Wars opening crawl, I go right to the Star Wars without one!
 
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Nice reach though... Glad we're back to the intellectual discussion of "What?? You don't like StarWars?? You think Rose was a worthless character?!?! Youuuuu RACIST!!!!"

He's simply keeping in line with his TLJ video's where he also called her Shrek because Rose was a extremely poorly done character created entirely out of a need by Rian to split up Rey and Fin. That was her only purpose in the film. Her actions have literally no effect on the story/plot. If indeed Kelly Marie Tran was driven off social media due to harassment by a small fraction of critical fans post TLJ, then that's indeed a shame, but it has never been substantiated by her that that was indeed why she got off social media. In fact I believe she actually attributed it to needing a break from the sudden media/social spotlight that she wasn't used to in her daily life

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FWIW: My understanding is she left social media because she wasn't ready for the sudden fame TLJ gave her.

My take on social media: It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 
But do you think that's good storytelling? To be able to excuse inconsistences and contradictions with magic i.e. the Force?

I don't how to answer. Yes? No? Maybe?

Let me see if I can put thoughts into words.

Star Wars is a universe where little alien 50 year old toddlers can heal people. 9 year old kid is driving racing vehicles, and a starfighter. And an old wrinkled man is shooting lightning from his fingers.

So a young man's sudden jump in power and abilities, is pretty low on the weird stuff that happens in Star Wars.

Does that make sense?
 
FWIW: My understanding is she left social media because she wasn't ready for the sudden fame TLJ gave her.

My take on social media: It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I left social media cuz I found I was getting all riled up about the end of the world, and none of my friends were remotely worked up... they were all chill.... because, unlike me, they didn't have twitter.

I got rid of twitter... sooooo much better.

I Think they say only 10% of US/CAN is on Twitter... but that 10 % are just AT EACHOTHER.

Best to live in MOVIE WORLD! where drama is getting shut down for suggesting the Holdo maneuver.

I bet Charlie was repeatedly smacking his forehead at 2 am that night "stupid... stupid...I knew they wouldn't let me do it."
 
Best to live in MOVIE WORLD! where drama is getting shut down for suggesting the Holdo maneuver.

I bet Charlie was repeatedly smacking his forehead at 2 am that night "stupid... stupid...I knew they wouldn't let me do it."
Lol I want it to be canon now that it was him that Holdo Maneuvered the SD over Endor in the end scene just as a "FU Now it's a 1/500,000 chance!" :lol:
 
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Sure it is. Fencing? You could include any fighting sport as an example if you want. I mean Luke certainly advanced at a remarkable rate, you're right. But I don't think it's that unbelievable.

He had weeks with Yoda in ESB - it's never really clarified. Faced Vader, got his butt handed to him.

In ROTJ which is a year or two down the road...starts off in crawl saying Luke is now an experienced jedi knight (IIRC), implies he's been training a lot in that time frame.

Yet, some want to have a problem with him being competent against vader in ROTJ?

Meanwhile In a span of what? 2-3 days? Rey goes from never seeing a saber before to easily outdoing a wounded Kylo and then whipping up on multiple royal guards and coming to a draw with a healthy Kylo - all with pretty much NO training at all - and the same people think that's just fine?
 
He had weeks with Yoda in ESB - it's never really clarified. Faced Vader, got his butt handed to him.

In ROTJ which is a year or two down the road...starts off in crawl saying Luke is now an experienced jedi knight (IIRC), implies he's been training a lot in that time frame.

Yet, some want to have a problem with him being competent against vader in ROTJ?

Meanwhile In a span of what? 2-3 days? Rey goes from never seeing a saber before to easily outdoing a wounded Kylo and then whipping up on multiple royal guards and coming to a draw with a healthy Kylo - all with pretty much NO training at all - and the same people think that's just fine?

Luke didn't spend his entire youth fighting for his life.

We saw one day of Rey and she's fighting two guys for BB-8... then after getting shafted for her parts by the guy who owns her... fights off another two guys for BB-8

What she didn't say was "oh man! Suddenly I'm fighting for my life! What gives?!"

That's why its condescending to her for someone she's never seen (Fin), to come to her planet, and constantly lead her around like she's helpless.

Luke had his butt handed to him by a Sandperson. Cuz he's a coddled farm boy.

Rey carried a melee weapon with her whole life... enough so she made it into her saber.

Oh my god it is 2017....
 
He had weeks with Yoda in ESB - it's never really clarified. Faced Vader, got his butt handed to him.

In ROTJ which is a year or two down the road...starts off in crawl saying Luke is now an experienced jedi knight (IIRC), implies he's been training a lot in that time frame.

Yet, some want to have a problem with him being competent against vader in ROTJ?

Meanwhile In a span of what? 2-3 days? Rey goes from never seeing a saber before to easily outdoing a wounded Kylo and then whipping up on multiple royal guards and coming to a draw with a healthy Kylo - all with pretty much NO training at all - and the same people think that's just fine?
It's around a yearish. ESB took place in 3 ABY, and ROTJ in 4 ABY. The real clincher is when he built his lightsaber. If we go off the deleted scene. He built it moments before putting in Artoo. So he hasn't had any time to practice with it.
 
He had weeks with Yoda in ESB - it's never really clarified. Faced Vader, got his butt handed to him.

In ROTJ which is a year or two down the road...starts off in crawl saying Luke is now an experienced jedi knight (IIRC), implies he's been training a lot in that time frame.

Yet, some want to have a problem with him being competent against vader in ROTJ?

Meanwhile In a span of what? 2-3 days? Rey goes from never seeing a saber before to easily outdoing a wounded Kylo and then whipping up on multiple royal guards and coming to a draw with a healthy Kylo - all with pretty much NO training at all - and the same people think that's just fine?

The guards had magical disappearing weapons. Don't forget, Rey had practice with 'her stick'.

 
The passage of time is about as clearly laid out as the limits of the Force.

That is to say, it’s not really explicitly stated at all, in the movies themselves.

If that’s incorrect, I’d like to know where exactly in the films it states that Yoda trained Luke for several weeks, or how much time exactly passed between ESB and ROTJ (heck, how about between any of these movies?), or over how many days the events of TFA and TLJ take place.

I do know about the BBY/ABY system of measuring time, but that was created after the films, as far as I know, as a way of making sense of the EU. And according to some, as previously mentioned in this thread in relation to “plot holes” in TROS that are explained by accompanying books and other sources, if it’s not in the movie itself, that’s not good enough.
 
How can ROTJ be a year after ESB? At the end of ESB Luke says he is going to meet Lando and Chewie on Tattooine. Then the Falcon flies off. What did they do for a year?
 
Excuse me while I go cry now:


I couldn't really make out the pilots that well in the scene but I was wondering the importance of that closeup. I didn't realize the ship went down completely as well.
 
In my head I'd like to think Luke returned to Yoda between ESB & ROTJ,....when he asks Yoda 'Is Darth Vader my Father' he emphasises 'Is' as though he had asked him before but Yoda had shrugged it off before,....he had a more mature attempt at training,....started assembling a new lightsabre with Yoda's guidance,....but had to leave to meet the others for Han's rescue

A year gives time for other things to happen, then Lando to infiltrate Jabba's Palace before they meet up for the rescue.....head-canon i suppose

J
 
In my head I'd like to think Luke returned to Yoda between ESB & ROTJ,....when he asks Yoda 'Is Darth Vader my Father' he emphasises 'Is' as though he had asked him before but Yoda had shrugged it off before,....he had a more mature attempt at training,....started assembling a new lightsabre with Yoda's guidance,....but had to leave to meet the others for Han's rescue

A year gives time for other things to happen, then Lando to infiltrate Jabba's Palace before they meet up for the rescue.....head-canon i suppose

J

Hmmmm but in ROTJ Luke says he has a promise to an old friend. Which is meant to be his promise in ESB to return. Yes?
 
The passage of time is about as clearly laid out as the limits of the Force.

That is to say, it’s not really explicitly stated at all, in the movies themselves.

If that’s incorrect, I’d like to know where exactly in the films it states that Yoda trained Luke for several weeks, or how much time exactly passed between ESB and ROTJ (heck, how about between any of these movies?), or over how many days the events of TFA and TLJ take place.

I do know about the BBY/ABY system of measuring time, but that was created after the films, as far as I know, as a way of making sense of the EU. And according to some, as previously mentioned in this thread in relation to “plot holes” in TROS that are explained by accompanying books and other sources, if it’s not in the movie itself, that’s not good enough.

That's true. I think the only time in the films that the passage of time is talked about is in ATOC. When Anakin he says he hasn't seen Padmé in 10 years.
 
Luke's training is a joke. A few minutes with Obi-Wan. A little bit between the movies. Possibly some with Yoda. And he gets his butt kick. Then all of a sudden Luke Skywalker becomes a lightsaber expert. And is able keep Darth Vader, someone who's been using a lightsaber for 31 to 33 years, on defensive the whole time. That is absolutely ridiculous.

sure you could say Luke’s training is a joke since it did go by quick on screen without a montage but he did still train and despite that training, he is toyed with by Vader.

it’s implied he trained a lot with the sole purpose of defeating Vader for RotJ so was more prepared. He was faring better but still not strong enough/kind of getting his butt kicked until he tapped into his rage to overwhelm Vader with strikes. I also think Vader was holding back due to several factors:
1) he knows Luke is is son for sure and that feeling has begun to stir hesitance in him to kill.
2) it’s implied Palpatine ordered him not to kill Luke (so Luke can replace him as his new apprentice).
3) he is freaking old. Vader is in his 50s at least and the force in the OT wasn’t was it was in the prequels. Force pushing/flashy combat wasn’t much of a thing so its implied that in a lightsaber battle, youth and stamina are still relevant to fights

I think It makes the Vader removing his mask reveal that much more effective. It both humanizes Vader but also shows significant weakness, that under all that black intimidating armor he is a crippled old man.

now the prequels do seem to alter this (Yoda and Sidious are jumping around despite being much older than Vader due to the force and Dooku is quite spry) but stamina and physical prowess are still factors in a fight (one of the reasons why Qui Gon lost to Maul was age and stamina while Obi Wan and Anakin show Obi wan being out of breath despite being on the defensive the entire time)
 
Regarding Rey’s former experience, it may have made more sense if she was using a sword all her life but it was a staff which is a different type of weapon with a different stance. Sure there is some cross-over skills but saying she would be equally proficient is like saying a boxer would be able to trade blows with a fencer despite it being the first time picking up a sword because he had prior boxing experience.

what’s weird is we also see that Rey is clearly out-matched at the beginning of the fight in TFA. She spends most of the time running away from Kylo and getting some thrusts deflected. It’s when she “taps into the force” she suddenly becomes incredibly proficient. This could be a fluke, hinting a hidden past, etc so is fine. I didn’t have a problem with this scene tbh.

what I did have a problem with is we learn in TLJ that she is a nobody, no one special. Which means she shouldn’t be any stronger in the force than anyone else, any special training, etc. yet in the throne room, she is fighting just as effectively as Kylo Ren against the guards, has equal force power proficiency to a skywalker who was chosen by Snoke because of his legacy, and achieves this without any real training except for swinging at a rock formation once.

to explain this as because she is a dyad she gets equal skills and powers to Kylo who worked his ass off is both bad writing and boring.
 
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