I HAVE NOW SEEN THIS AND I HAVE THOUGHTS.
First, I really enjoyed it. And I was really disappointed by it. And I was also quite satisfied with it. And I feel like there will always be a part of me thinking "But what if..."
Now, with that out of the way, into the details.
JJ Abrams is a master craftsman of emotional beats. He is absolutely *amazing* at eliciting an emotional response from the audience. He knows exactly how to use this or that cue or trigger to get you to feel what he wants you to feel.
He is also...not an especially good storyteller. I don't think he really aspires to be, though. I've seen enough of his body of work at this point that I think he's quite content doing exactly what he does, and doing it really, really well, and that's basically all he wants to do. We should all be so lucky to find a job that we do especially well, and be entirely content in just the doing of it, I suppose.
There are many aspects of this film that I really enjoyed. I liked Ben's redemption arc, even though it was heavily telegraphed in the previous film. I can tell that JJ is absolutely a fan of this series on a surface level, and he is brilliant at providing fan service that does not overly piss me off. This is not, as it turns out, quite as easy as it might seem. George Lucas himself was...not great at the fan service stuff because he very often both heavily lampshaded the moment, and also just kind of threw it in there because HEY 'MEMBA THIS?! I find Lucas' Star Wars universe to be very much a "fishbowl" galaxy, where everything happens in the same locations, and everyone is interconnected and Chewie was Yoda's roommate in college. This was better quality fan service, with just old favs showing up in this or that moment, and I'm basically fine with that.
Some stuff was...not great. The Ben/Rey kiss was weird and unearned. Actually, there was a bunch of weird relationship stuff in this film and stuff that was clearly missing. Like, there's a point where I think Finn is going to confess his love to Rey, which is weird given how TLJ played out. And then he seems like he's gonna diss Rose because he's into his new ex-Stormtrooper gal pal and oh wait, now she's maybe being hit on by Lando? And then Poe is kinda into Rey and they're head-faking a weird love triangle except he wants to kiss Keri Russel because hey, who doesn't? All of that felt...shoehorned in and very awkwardly so. Also, we never found out what Finn was gonna tell Rey.
The thing with the First Order spy was also dumb and unearned. I get that Hux is sick and tired of being Kylo Ren's butt-monkey, but seriously, that was extremely poorly handled and then boom he's out of the film and off to collect his check. This is also a JJ thing: introduce something, make it seem important, look at this flashy thing over here, what was I talking about, never mind we're on to something else. It all happens so fast that you don't have a ton of time to think about it, which is good because if you did, you'd realize that it's just nonsense.
Now for the bigger stuff. Rey being a Palpatine is SUPER ******* DUMB. Who was Palpatine off boning to beget himself a son, who then marries the White Princess, has Rey, and gets himself killed for his trouble?! I also LOATHE the bloodlines stuff. Loathe it. One of the things I absolutely loved about TLJ was that Rey was powerful...because Rey was powerful. Maybe the Force just...chose her because she was who the Force needed, even though she was a nobody. I loved that message: even a nobody can be a hero. To me that's a far more powerful message than JJ's "Yer a Palpatine, Rey, and a thumpin' good 'un at that, I'd wager!" message. Like, Palpatine was able to shoot lightning because...uh...he was a Palpatine. Was his dad able to shoot lightning, too?
The reveal that Snoke was just some vat grown Emperor clone was equally dumb. But also typical mystery box ********, which I expected, so I was able to be like "Whatever, JJ. You suck," and move on.
Overall, I think that TROS, like TFA, is a decent modernized retelling of ROTJ, with a few bits tilted sideways, and a couple new beats added. And that's really all JJ wanted to do, it seems. It actually reminds me of when I went to see the Stones during their '98 Bridges to Babylon tour. Someone told me that "The Rolling Stones today are the absolute best Rolling Stones cover band out there today." And that's really all I think JJ wanted to be: the best George Lucas cover band out there. And if that's all you went in expecting or wanting, that's exactly what you got and, hey, it really *is* a damn fine cover act as cover acts go.
But I'll always wonder what this trilogy would have been if Rian Johnson had had all three films to himself, and production was spaced out over a span of about 2-3 years per film. I think he set the franchise up for some really, really interesting things that you could do with it. And I hope Disney still goes forward with his trilogy, because I would LOVE to see where he takes things.
It's ironic, actually. That's another way in which this new trilogy mirrors the OT: you had a not-great storyteller running the first and third films, and someone who actually has *ideas* about what film can do and the messages it can offer, and can craft a story doing the second film. (I know people **** on the Canto Bight sequence and the slow motion chase, but I've come to really enjoy them.)
Anyway, these films are much more enjoyable than the prequels were, and I'll enjoy watching them again with my kid some day. I hope this isn't the last we see of Rey, Finn, and Poe, and I hope they're served by someone able to do more interesting things than JJ Abrams. But for a wrap-up of this series with plenty of "rule of cool" even if it doesn't make a ton of sense....yeah, I really enjoyed TROS.
It's strange. I'm both perfectly satisfied by and enjoyed watching the film, and I think JJ is a total hack, the Sequel Trilogy was not nearly as good as it could or should have been, and I continue to hope that Star Wars as a franchise can break out of the rut created by the fetishistic worship of the OT.