I wasn’t going to do this because something about these new films makes people get weird, but then I decided not to care.
I liked the film overall, it was enjoyable and the new cast is great, but picking apart Star Wars is kind of what we do.
So…some problems I had:
Laura Dern. I’m surprised this hasn’t been mentioned honestly, but I thought this was terrible casting. I love her as an actress, she’s actually one of my favorites and I just saw her in another movie (The Founder) where she was excellent…and to be fair to her, she did an excellent job with what she was given in this too, but the fact is, not every actor can play every role and she’s just not believable as a general. I can see her “resisting” by making signs or running an anti-first order underground newspaper somewhere on Coruscant, or even, in a real pinch helping out with the fighting when I came down to it…but not joining the military and spending years there moving up the ranks.
Running out of Fuel is lazy writing…I’ll have to watch again, but did they actually say “run out of fuel?” I think they did. The reason this is lazy is that it could have been fixed without changing the story simply by changing it from “Run out of fuel in X hours” to “They will burn out their power cells if they run that hot for X hours”. The plot stays exactly the same, but instead of Star Wars ships suddenly needing gas stations, it just goes to “You can’t red line for hours on end without some kind of overload.” Maybe they did...am I remembering this wrong?
Others have said it before: Rey is officially Mary Sue now. It was VERY odd in the last movie that she had so many abilities with zero training, but it was implied that explanation was incoming. Maybe she had powerful parents, maybe she learned some as a small child and forgot…Now the explanation is: because sometimes that happens, even though we’ve never heard of it before, not even in the chosen one. Sometimes Joe/Jane-no-one can just come along and not need any training at all to be as badass as someone who studied from a master. I know that makes a lot of people angry, but I’m sorry that really IS what a Mary Sue is.
We really DO need some backstory on Snoke. It’s NOT like the Emperor in the OT simply because in this case WE DO know the backstory of the major players in the galaxy…six movies worth and no one ever mentioned having Gollum as an apprentice in any of them. He had to come from somewhere to become the most powerful figure in the Galaxy.
I didn’t mind the casino that much. It did remind me a bit of the PT, but that’s fine.
Also, not sure if anyone pointed this out yet, but the reason the guy had to point out that it was salt is because in every other way that whole set up was Hoth. I was actually wondering if they were ON Hoth. They had the trench, the big door, the bad guys had to approach with AT AT walkers…It was a little bit of an eye roll…the second movie in the trilogy…gotta go to Hoth.
I didn’t mind that Snoke died, but the whole, “Burn the tree, burn the books, kill the past” thing was heavy handed. Pretty much everything they did with Luke was disappointing up to and including the “He’s dead! Oh wait he’s not dead! Yes he is!” thing. Also, it was odd that he chose to use the Graflex in his astral projection. There was a lot of weird with the Graflex in this movie. No one even asked where it came from.
Also…”I’ve only sensed power like this once before…I fear what it can become! So…I’m totally going to send you directly to the guys who 100% want to turn you to the dark side without bothering to help prep you for that”. I’m wondering…can we come up with any option that might be even a little worse or more poorly thought out than what Luke actually does in every single scene of the movie? Not once does he actually do something that makes sense to what he claims to want in a given scene. Other than drinking milk when thirsty.
Also…after your apprentice started to turn but was obviously still so conflicted that everyone including a total nobody with no connection to him who only just met him can see it plain as day that he’s not totally gone over to the dark yet…shouldn’t you…as the only person ever to successfully redeem someone who HAD completely gone over to the dark…maybe…give it a try? At least once? Even a text message?
Seriously Luke not only has, but as far as we know is the only one who ever has redeemed someone who has gone full tilt dark. Kylo is not even full tilt dark, just mostly dark, and Luke is just like “Eh…what can you do? Kids amiright?”
…anyway…
There was some good. I like all the actors playing the new leads, especially Daisy Ridley. There’s some good unknown tension between Rey and Kylo…I can see both turning before the series ends. And I liked the Porgs. I also didn’t feel like the humor bothered me and some of it was actually funny. Overall I didn’t feel like I wasted my money, just that Disney wasted some potential.